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02.22.2008

Hey, remember when people called BLONDE AMBITION the worst thing since the Hiroshima fallout? Remember when people (myself included) called it a financial bomb? Well I'm not usually one to admit my mistakes (I'm still pretty sure PT Anderson won an Oscar for writing MAGNOLIA back in '99) but when you're wrong you're wrong: BLONDE AMBITION is the number one movie in Ukraine, where it took $253,008 in its opening weekend beating out DEFINITELY, MAYBE, ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS and multiple Oscar-nominated ATONEMENT. There are a ton of other statistics that are equally ridiculous but once you've got the gist of this story you pretty much know all you need to know. What can I say, I'm sorry Jess. And for all you haters, make sure you check BLONDE AMBITION out at your... local... discount video store?
Extra Tidbit: One of my friends who saw BLONDE AMBITION left the cinema visibly aged ten years and missing one of his legs, which had simply retracted back into his body. True story.
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1:11AM on 02/23/2008
i saw this... it was bad, but not terrible... and this is only because the same week i saw this, i also saw Blonde & Blonder... one of the most horrid pieces of shit i have ever seen! It's a shame im such a perv, or i could stop watching these shit flicks just cuz there are hotties in them!
i saw this... it was bad, but not terrible... and this is only because the same week i saw this, i also saw Blonde & Blonder... one of the most horrid pieces of shit i have ever seen! It's a shame im such a perv, or i could stop watching these shit flicks just cuz there are hotties in them!
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10:52PM on 02/22/2008

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You are telling me you haven't been whacking it off in our theaters?

Boy, you are missing out.
You are telling me you haven't been whacking it off in our theaters?

Boy, you are missing out.
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10:06PM on 02/22/2008
I guarantee the only reason it did so well in Ukraine is because you're allowed to jack off in public theaters.

Guarantee.
I guarantee the only reason it did so well in Ukraine is because you're allowed to jack off in public theaters.

Guarantee.
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7:18PM on 02/22/2008

It would be the biggest bomb...

...if $2400 was its ENTIRE take. The fact that the majority of box office is made OUTSIDE the U.S. undercuts that. And it says a something about Ukrainian movie tastes that this thing could beat out other, better piece-of-shit American movies.

And no, $2400 would not make a movie "the biggest bomb," just big-budget movies (which I kinda doubt this really was, I don't care who's in it).
...if $2400 was its ENTIRE take. The fact that the majority of box office is made OUTSIDE the U.S. undercuts that. And it says a something about Ukrainian movie tastes that this thing could beat out other, better piece-of-shit American movies.

And no, $2400 would not make a movie "the biggest bomb," just big-budget movies (which I kinda doubt this really was, I don't care who's in it).
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5:35PM on 02/22/2008
from wut i hear that movie only earned 2,400 state side, doesnt that make it the biggest bomb ever
from wut i hear that movie only earned 2,400 state side, doesnt that make it the biggest bomb ever
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5:34PM on 02/22/2008
After watching Blonde Ambition, I lost my left arm because of leprosy.
After watching Blonde Ambition, I lost my left arm because of leprosy.
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4:11PM on 02/22/2008

NUDE, NUDE AND NUDE

Her movies are huge fecal bombs but I still want to see her totally naked and performing in a GIRL on GIRL hardcore porn flick!!!
Her movies are huge fecal bombs but I still want to see her totally naked and performing in a GIRL on GIRL hardcore porn flick!!!
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3:28PM on 02/22/2008
After watching Blonde Ambition, I left the cinema with a slight case of Aids
After watching Blonde Ambition, I left the cinema with a slight case of Aids
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