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Blubberella, Uwe Boll's fat superhero movie, gets a trailer

Nov. 9, 2010by: Mike Sampson

Uwe Boll has proven himself adept at offending nearly everyone with his bad taste and equally bad movies. Previously it was his nazisploitation film AUSCHWITZ and now it's the fat superhero action-comedy (feel free to imagine giant finger-quotes around that last part) BLUBBERELLA.

As we previously reported, the film follows an overweight female superhero. And that's it. If there's a plot, I can't ascertain what it is. The trailer for the film has been released and it basically just looks like a series of fat jokes. Or just one fat joke: watching an overweight person eat. Cotton candy, ham, a sub sandwich, soup, popcorn... and that's before the halfway mark. It's the kind of satire that makes Handi-Man look like Mark Twain. Check it out below...

Extra Tidbit: Oh and Boll once again stars as a Nazi.
Source: JoBlo.com

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2:45AM on 11/19/2010
Easily, that was one of the worst trailer watching experiences of my life. Why can't Boll and his retarded ego just die already?
Easily, that was one of the worst trailer watching experiences of my life. Why can't Boll and his retarded ego just die already?
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11:50AM on 11/11/2010

cool movie, bro

{crickets chirping}
{crickets chirping}
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5:52PM on 11/10/2010
This is just a total waste on every front.
This is just a total waste on every front.
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5:50PM on 11/10/2010
If Uwe Boll isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.
If Uwe Boll isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.
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4:08AM on 11/10/2010

Dear god!

I have seen some shit in my time but jesus didnt die on that cross for us to subject to this fucking piece of crap i actually felt embaressed watching it Uwe boll mate listen STOP MAKING MOVIES and go get a get a proper job cos this needs to end now or someone (maybe I??) will rampage you
I have seen some shit in my time but jesus didnt die on that cross for us to subject to this fucking piece of crap i actually felt embaressed watching it Uwe boll mate listen STOP MAKING MOVIES and go get a get a proper job cos this needs to end now or someone (maybe I??) will rampage you
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3:16AM on 11/10/2010

Wow. This man is fucking despised!

This movie looks like shit, and Uwe does seem like a giant douchebag, but some of ya'll seriously want this guy to get killed? I can't believe I'M saying this in here, but calm the fuck down.
This movie looks like shit, and Uwe does seem like a giant douchebag, but some of ya'll seriously want this guy to get killed? I can't believe I'M saying this in here, but calm the fuck down.
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12:22AM on 11/10/2010
Some people are just born to make shit movies.
Uwe Boll was a failed abortion that was defecated onto this Earth from his mothers rancid womb to make shit movies.
Some people are just born to make shit movies.
Uwe Boll was a failed abortion that was defecated onto this Earth from his mothers rancid womb to make shit movies.
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12:18AM on 11/10/2010
Every time I sit on my toilet bowl I think of him.
Every time I sit on my toilet bowl I think of him.
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12:02AM on 11/10/2010

Saw Bloodrayne

My wife downloaded it. The sex scene was good so Uwe Boll has a future if he just wants to do porn. But him doing real movies? That would be a waste of film.
My wife downloaded it. The sex scene was good so Uwe Boll has a future if he just wants to do porn. But him doing real movies? That would be a waste of film.
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9:36PM on 11/09/2010

more like

uwe bowelmovement
uwe bowelmovement
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8:41PM on 11/09/2010
looks great.
looks great.
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8:31PM on 11/09/2010
Rampage tried to hard
Rampage tried to hard
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8:31PM on 11/09/2010
Rampage tried to hard
Rampage tried to hard
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7:16PM on 11/09/2010

.........

Ummmmmmm.......What the F*** did I just subject myself to? Schindler's List had funnier moments then this piece of shit. I really am surprised that anyone agreed to star in this movie. I wonder if Clint Howard is regretting his decision after seeing this absolutely horrible excuse for a trailer. Epic Fail.
Ummmmmmm.......What the F*** did I just subject myself to? Schindler's List had funnier moments then this piece of shit. I really am surprised that anyone agreed to star in this movie. I wonder if Clint Howard is regretting his decision after seeing this absolutely horrible excuse for a trailer. Epic Fail.
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6:47PM on 11/09/2010

WTF

Was that Clint Howard in that trailer?!?
Was that Clint Howard in that trailer?!?
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6:08PM on 11/09/2010
No
No
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5:33PM on 11/09/2010
alright guys i know uwe boll releases shit movies...but check out RAMPAGE and TUNNEL RATES, too equaly good movies...that show the dude has some talent
alright guys i know uwe boll releases shit movies...but check out RAMPAGE and TUNNEL RATES, too equaly good movies...that show the dude has some talent
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3:22AM on 11/10/2010
Rampage is an epicly awesome gem, man. Surprised the shit out of me, because I really hate the other 10 or so Boll films I've seen.

BTW, didn't know about Tunnel Rats. I'll have to check it out sometime. Thanks for the mention. +1
Rampage is an epicly awesome gem, man. Surprised the shit out of me, because I really hate the other 10 or so Boll films I've seen.

BTW, didn't know about Tunnel Rats. I'll have to check it out sometime. Thanks for the mention. +1
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5:22PM on 11/09/2010
This looks hilarious. Because it's so bad.
This looks hilarious. Because it's so bad.
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4:42PM on 11/09/2010
I'm gonna assume thaat Boll has a crackhouse where he gets all these actors fucked up and addicted so they never wanna leave him. That's the only logical explanation
I'm gonna assume thaat Boll has a crackhouse where he gets all these actors fucked up and addicted so they never wanna leave him. That's the only logical explanation
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3:30PM on 11/09/2010
wow uwe boll got an inch of credibility back when he made rampage which was actualy really good fun to watch, and now he's dug himself a grave with this!! looks very weak low budget and rushed out!! NO NO NO!!! God i only hope bloodrayne 3 is ok to watch even though it looks like he filmed them back to back with the same actors!!!
wow uwe boll got an inch of credibility back when he made rampage which was actualy really good fun to watch, and now he's dug himself a grave with this!! looks very weak low budget and rushed out!! NO NO NO!!! God i only hope bloodrayne 3 is ok to watch even though it looks like he filmed them back to back with the same actors!!!
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3:02PM on 11/09/2010
The funniest thing is, watch the trailer for BloodRayne 3 (yes, he made it) and then watch Blubberella. They're identical. Almost makes me think that Blubberella is a spoof of Bloodrayne.
The funniest thing is, watch the trailer for BloodRayne 3 (yes, he made it) and then watch Blubberella. They're identical. Almost makes me think that Blubberella is a spoof of Bloodrayne.
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3:27PM on 11/09/2010
And the cast is very very similar.
And the cast is very very similar.
7:06PM on 11/09/2010
Yes, thanks. I meant to say that but completely forgot!

Too many similarities and even some of the footage is the same. I actually think it's a pretty cool idea to do BloodRayne 3 straight and then Bulbberella as a spoof.
Yes, thanks. I meant to say that but completely forgot!

Too many similarities and even some of the footage is the same. I actually think it's a pretty cool idea to do BloodRayne 3 straight and then Bulbberella as a spoof.
2:45PM on 11/09/2010
The man continues to make films by essentially conning the eastern european government into subsidiaries. Wh can't he put that much cunning into making a movie that is actually good?
The man continues to make films by essentially conning the eastern european government into subsidiaries. Wh can't he put that much cunning into making a movie that is actually good?
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2:01PM on 11/09/2010
Looks like the morons have something to giggle at.
Looks like the morons have something to giggle at.
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1:53PM on 11/09/2010

hmmm

i wonder if the lead actress is going to be naked in this. She does have some big b00bs. Could make this movie watchable.
i wonder if the lead actress is going to be naked in this. She does have some big b00bs. Could make this movie watchable.
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1:43PM on 11/09/2010
This man makes me ashamed to be german
This man makes me ashamed to be german
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1:43PM on 11/09/2010
Just die.
Just die.
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1:22PM on 11/09/2010

subject matter is at least funny

hey fat jokes can be funnier than almost anything else, but his movies still suck. I will always laugh at a fat joke!!!
hey fat jokes can be funnier than almost anything else, but his movies still suck. I will always laugh at a fat joke!!!
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1:19PM on 11/09/2010

Uwe Boll never fails to impress me!!

Yeah he ain't a good filmmaker, but that doesn't mean his films ain't entertaining. Suck it haters!!!!
Yeah he ain't a good filmmaker, but that doesn't mean his films ain't entertaining. Suck it haters!!!!
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1:16PM on 11/09/2010
How does he even get actors? I guess these days, actors don't research the history of the director they are offered to work for/with.
How does he even get actors? I guess these days, actors don't research the history of the director they are offered to work for/with.
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9:37PM on 11/09/2010
MONEY! simple as that, they want to eat they have to work, they are crap actors, they work for Ute
MONEY! simple as that, they want to eat they have to work, they are crap actors, they work for Ute
1:03PM on 11/09/2010
can somebody... SOMEBODY KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER BOLL ALREADY?!!??!!
can somebody... SOMEBODY KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER BOLL ALREADY?!!??!!
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12:41PM on 11/09/2010

well

I hate Boll as much as the next guy, but I have to admit, the trailer made me chuckle more then once. "let's kill us some na-zis" (or whatever she said).
I hate Boll as much as the next guy, but I have to admit, the trailer made me chuckle more then once. "let's kill us some na-zis" (or whatever she said).
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12:09PM on 11/09/2010
It's not saying much but this is probably Bolls best movie so far. Doesn't mean it's not bad. It looks sooo bad. But I'd rather watch this than Alone in the Dark.
It's not saying much but this is probably Bolls best movie so far. Doesn't mean it's not bad. It looks sooo bad. But I'd rather watch this than Alone in the Dark.
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11:48AM on 11/09/2010
For being a German, his obsession with Nazism is really creepy.
For being a German, his obsession with Nazism is really creepy.
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11:45AM on 11/09/2010

Blooper at the end

Film is so good, it doesn't need to show real footage to sell it.
Film is so good, it doesn't need to show real footage to sell it.
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11:12AM on 11/09/2010

ACTING!

This is obviously a classy production.
This is obviously a classy production.
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11:06AM on 11/09/2010

Man...

The trailer isn't even well done. Why is there a random shot of her saying "pilates"?
The trailer isn't even well done. Why is there a random shot of her saying "pilates"?
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10:54AM on 11/09/2010
Good to see Ron Howard's brother is still getting work...
Good to see Ron Howard's brother is still getting work...
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10:20AM on 11/09/2010
I've seen youtube videos that look like they have better production than this.

Can we get Brock Lesnar or someone to write two bad reviews of Boll's films so he qualifies for a boxing match?
I've seen youtube videos that look like they have better production than this.

Can we get Brock Lesnar or someone to write two bad reviews of Boll's films so he qualifies for a boxing match?
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10:09AM on 11/09/2010

He'll just keep winning....

...as long as we keep posting his latest stuff.
...as long as we keep posting his latest stuff.
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10:03AM on 11/09/2010

unbelievable

how does this guy get financing still
how does this guy get financing still
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10:02AM on 11/09/2010

To Boll's defense

The bait and switch intro for the trailer really made me giggle...

Then, the actual trailer started. My god, this does look like a 90 minutes long fat joke...
The bait and switch intro for the trailer really made me giggle...

Then, the actual trailer started. My god, this does look like a 90 minutes long fat joke...
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