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Boll's Darfur trailer

11.03.2009

Sigh. You meant "existence," I presume. At least he spelled "Darfur" right…

This typo pops up in the trailer for Uwe Boll's DARFUR movie and yes, Uwe Boll is making a Darfur movie, despite the fact that Darfur has in no way, ever been a video game. Spell-checking aside, there’s not a whole lot you can really say about the trailer, it certainly does feature African people dying, but I have to say I doubt that Uwe Boll is the man to give the tragic situation over there the movie treatment it deserves.

His latest film, RAMPAGE, about a guy who goes on a killing spree with homemade kevlar armor, is supposed to actually be good (well, good by Uwe Boll standards at least), so maybe he’s let that go to his head, and now he thinks he’s shooting for the Oscars with this project.

Check out the trailer below. To me it looks like a slightly lower budgeted version of 24’s Redemption mini-movie that aired last year.

Extra Tidbit: It's sad that petition lost steam.

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7:29PM on 11/03/2009

Unlike most I have no hate of Boll

He can make as much original material as he wants. He can surprise me and do something good. I don't care, I just want him to stop purchasing the rights to video games and completely making his own thing up and limply hang a franchise off it.
He can make as much original material as he wants. He can surprise me and do something good. I don't care, I just want him to stop purchasing the rights to video games and completely making his own thing up and limply hang a franchise off it.
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5:01PM on 11/03/2009

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I dunno man, just don't tempt him... he might f**k ya up :p If he could he would prolly try and take on all the haters, thats how he gets off
I dunno man, just don't tempt him... he might f**k ya up :p If he could he would prolly try and take on all the haters, thats how he gets off
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4:44PM on 11/03/2009
Is that movie like ten minutes long?

The trailer seemed to only show one scene.
Is that movie like ten minutes long?

The trailer seemed to only show one scene.
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1:27PM on 11/03/2009
Why the fuck does this guy keep getting movies? who allows this shit to happen?!
he made aweful videogame adaptations, and then they think he is going to be paul greengrass and make a serious film?!

this is a very touchy subject so why the fuck would they allow some hack to make a movie about it?!
and it looks awful. the plot seems like it should be exciting but god damn that looked boring as hell and totally uninteresting. the trailer gave no real grasp of what the fuck it was about. and
Why the fuck does this guy keep getting movies? who allows this shit to happen?!
he made aweful videogame adaptations, and then they think he is going to be paul greengrass and make a serious film?!

this is a very touchy subject so why the fuck would they allow some hack to make a movie about it?!
and it looks awful. the plot seems like it should be exciting but god damn that looked boring as hell and totally uninteresting. the trailer gave no real grasp of what the fuck it was about. and the acting and dialogue was awful.
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1:26PM on 11/03/2009
You'd think after doing so many films, he might be getting good at it... Talk about non-existent learning skills.
You'd think after doing so many films, he might be getting good at it... Talk about non-existent learning skills.
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1:11PM on 11/03/2009
The line deliveries in this trailer were awful, and the shaky cam seemed annoying! Yay! Another Boll crapfest!
The line deliveries in this trailer were awful, and the shaky cam seemed annoying! Yay! Another Boll crapfest!
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12:20PM on 11/03/2009
you know it looks interesting enough to see, and unlike most of the population i have found some fun to be had in some of his movies, since bloodrayne came i have liked most of the movies he's brought out, so yea
you know it looks interesting enough to see, and unlike most of the population i have found some fun to be had in some of his movies, since bloodrayne came i have liked most of the movies he's brought out, so yea
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12:16PM on 11/03/2009
How does he keep getting money to make anything?
How does he keep getting money to make anything?
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12:48PM on 11/03/2009
Nazi gold. LOL.
Nazi gold. LOL.
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12:16PM on 11/03/2009
Do you think when Billy Zane blows a take, he says, "Hey, backoff, I was in Titanic!"
As for Boll's hopes of making a good movie, at the rate he cranks movies out, I suppose you throw enough shit at the wall, something's gotta stick, right?
Do you think when Billy Zane blows a take, he says, "Hey, backoff, I was in Titanic!"
As for Boll's hopes of making a good movie, at the rate he cranks movies out, I suppose you throw enough shit at the wall, something's gotta stick, right?
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11:58AM on 11/03/2009
and if we're going to be pedantic (and I am), the capital "G" in genocide is really not necessary either. And wouldn't it be "A" Uwe Boll film rather than "An". Doesn't give the greatest impression of professionalism does it? Ok Boll, I'm calling you out right here, right now!
and if we're going to be pedantic (and I am), the capital "G" in genocide is really not necessary either. And wouldn't it be "A" Uwe Boll film rather than "An". Doesn't give the greatest impression of professionalism does it? Ok Boll, I'm calling you out right here, right now!
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11:55AM on 11/03/2009
Does Uwe make bad films on purpose?
Does Uwe make bad films on purpose?
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