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Boobs and big hungry fish in the trailer for Alex Aja's Piranha 3D

Apr. 26, 2010by: Dave Davis

I love the irreverent approach in this trailer for PIRANHA 3D -- it's nice to see they're not too serious about their killer fish movie. The teaser (which popped up in bootleg form months ago, before the release date swam off to August) doesn't show too much, but it should already be sufficient for you to decide if you're interested in mutant fish and crimson geysers in glorious triple-dimensions.

The Dimension flick is an update of the 1978 movie produced by cheapie king Roger Corman and directed by GREMLINS guy Joe Dante, and features a great oddball cast that includes Elizabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Dina Meyer, Ving Rhames, Eli Roth, Christopher Lloyd, Jessica Szohr, Jerry O'Connell and Richard Dreyfuss (!!).

The official synopsis: "Jaws... lots and lots of jaws. From acclaimed director Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) comes the new action thriller PIRANHA 3D, in the latest eye-popping 3D technology. A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on beautiful Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents. But our heroine (Elisabeth Shue) is seriously outnumbered, and with only one chance to save the lake and her family from totally being devoured, she must risk everything to destroy the aquatic carnivores herself."

Extra Tidbit: Roth's role? "Wet t-shirt contest emcee." Like him or not, the guy's got a good job.
Source: JoBlo.com

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1:51PM on 04/28/2010

WOW in a BAD WAY

That is the WORST CG I have every seen. Are you sure this isn't a comedy?
That is the WORST CG I have every seen. Are you sure this isn't a comedy?
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8:54PM on 04/27/2010
Bahahahahaha!

That was hilariously bad. Unfortunately the actual film will probably ruin the hilarity of the trailer.
Bahahahahaha!

That was hilariously bad. Unfortunately the actual film will probably ruin the hilarity of the trailer.
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12:42PM on 04/27/2010
Why does everybody say water in a funny way in this trailer? I also did not know Richard Dreyfuss was in this so when I saw him I just laughed. Acting looks absolutely terrible by the way.
Why does everybody say water in a funny way in this trailer? I also did not know Richard Dreyfuss was in this so when I saw him I just laughed. Acting looks absolutely terrible by the way.
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12:39PM on 04/27/2010

"First bite draws the blood, the blood draws THE PACK!"

I'm so there ...
I'm so there ...
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10:18AM on 04/27/2010

sure why not

I`ve seen this trailer befor it`s kinda old think it was on final destination 3d but i`m gonna c this in 3d i mean it looks fun enough . I`ve always been a fan of cheesy horror like the movie the stuff awesome old movie and attack of the killer tomatoes which is so bad it`s good . but it may be worth the price of admission
I`ve seen this trailer befor it`s kinda old think it was on final destination 3d but i`m gonna c this in 3d i mean it looks fun enough . I`ve always been a fan of cheesy horror like the movie the stuff awesome old movie and attack of the killer tomatoes which is so bad it`s good . but it may be worth the price of admission
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10:06AM on 04/27/2010
I'll be there. Popcorn and all.
I'll be there. Popcorn and all.
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9:23AM on 04/27/2010
deep down i know its gonna be bad but dam it i need to see this film
deep down i know its gonna be bad but dam it i need to see this film
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7:48AM on 04/27/2010
Fuck n A!

Babes, Bewbz, blood and Doc Brown
Fuck n A!

Babes, Bewbz, blood and Doc Brown
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6:34AM on 04/27/2010
Looks like a cheesy horror film from the 80's but i'm in.
Looks like a cheesy horror film from the 80's but i'm in.
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5:46AM on 04/27/2010

Brain dead but

fun, yeah so what its dumb, but sometimes its good to switch off the brain and laugh at something stupid. The Final Destination was shit but fun shit.
fun, yeah so what its dumb, but sometimes its good to switch off the brain and laugh at something stupid. The Final Destination was shit but fun shit.
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5:27AM on 04/27/2010

It looks awful

But honestly with Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd and Kelly Brook wearing next to nothing it's gotta be worth a watch
But honestly with Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd and Kelly Brook wearing next to nothing it's gotta be worth a watch
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5:02AM on 04/27/2010

I actually would like to see this.

Gratuitous tits, gore and stupidity, and obvious stick things in your face 3D.

It's quite 80's.
I certainly don't want to pay the same I did for Avatar to see this, but if it was part of a Midnight to Dawn movie marathon I'd be quite content to see it on the list.
Gratuitous tits, gore and stupidity, and obvious stick things in your face 3D.

It's quite 80's.
I certainly don't want to pay the same I did for Avatar to see this, but if it was part of a Midnight to Dawn movie marathon I'd be quite content to see it on the list.
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5:00AM on 04/27/2010
Where The F**k is Kelly Brook in that awesome bikini?
Where The F**k is Kelly Brook in that awesome bikini?
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12:45AM on 04/27/2010

how the F

did they get these actors to work on this fucking turd???

the world is ending...
did they get these actors to work on this fucking turd???

the world is ending...
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12:23AM on 04/27/2010
a scyfy original movie. move over ewe boll.
a scyfy original movie. move over ewe boll.
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12:07AM on 04/27/2010

Bad bad 3D

I saw this trailer in 3D at the theaters in January, and the 3D was horrendous. If you go, go see the 2D version.
I saw this trailer in 3D at the theaters in January, and the 3D was horrendous. If you go, go see the 2D version.
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11:15PM on 04/26/2010

I love the fact that people are putting themselves in these dumb situations

The preview was extremely hilarious, but seriously? Getting out of a damn lake shouldn't be that difficult.
The preview was extremely hilarious, but seriously? Getting out of a damn lake shouldn't be that difficult.
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10:53PM on 04/26/2010
This might not be a terrible movie, but why oh why did this have to be Christopher Lloyd's comeback movie? The man is probably my favorite actor from the '80s, particularly for his turn as Judge Doom, who more or less haunts my dreams to this day (I was two years old and I still remember that first time in the theater). And Richard Dreyfus deserves better than a remake of a frickin' "Jaws" knock-off.

And how is Ving Rhames suddenly the go-to black man for horror movie remakes? It's just
This might not be a terrible movie, but why oh why did this have to be Christopher Lloyd's comeback movie? The man is probably my favorite actor from the '80s, particularly for his turn as Judge Doom, who more or less haunts my dreams to this day (I was two years old and I still remember that first time in the theater). And Richard Dreyfus deserves better than a remake of a frickin' "Jaws" knock-off.

And how is Ving Rhames suddenly the go-to black man for horror movie remakes? It's just kinda depressing.

So yeah, maybe this'll be a great remake. Eli Roth looks at home. But dammit, so much wasted talent.
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10:40PM on 04/26/2010
This is an Aja movie???

I about wanted to vomit after hearing that "magic of 3D" bullshit speech at the beginning of the trailer. Anyways, the movie didn't look that bad and I loved his other 2 movies so I'll probably check this out.
This is an Aja movie???

I about wanted to vomit after hearing that "magic of 3D" bullshit speech at the beginning of the trailer. Anyways, the movie didn't look that bad and I loved his other 2 movies so I'll probably check this out.
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10:32PM on 04/26/2010
This movie is going to be amazing. Love the cast, especially Adam Scott and Christopher Lloyd.
This movie is going to be amazing. Love the cast, especially Adam Scott and Christopher Lloyd.
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10:21PM on 04/26/2010

Sure why not!

Doc Brown!!!
Doc Brown!!!
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10:11PM on 04/26/2010
I'm down
I'm down
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10:05PM on 04/26/2010
I like Aja. The Hills Have Eyes remake was good and High Tension is one of the best horror films to come out in the last ten years. This looks pretty fun and I do like the cast ESPECIALLY Lloyd back on the big screen. I'm down.
I like Aja. The Hills Have Eyes remake was good and High Tension is one of the best horror films to come out in the last ten years. This looks pretty fun and I do like the cast ESPECIALLY Lloyd back on the big screen. I'm down.
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10:02PM on 04/26/2010
I still can't believe they got Richard Dreyfuss.
I still can't believe they got Richard Dreyfuss.
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