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Brave and Abduction get new posters

06.22.2011

One of the posters I'm about to show you is fantastic. The other...not so much.

The first poster up for judgment is BRAVE. But when it's as impressive as this, it doesn't have to be. It gives us another glimpse of Merida who stands pretty with her curly red hair catching the wind. It's mystical and cooler than any Jethro Till album cover. Also notice the little blue lights glowing in the grass, what exactly are those? “Those stones are actually a pretty important set in the film,” says producer Katherine Sarafian. “We can’t say what happens there, but they were inspired by an actual location in Scotland that we visited multiple times during our research. It was a very powerful setting for the kind of things we want to have happen in the story."

Our second poster is for ABDUCTION. Whoever made this poster had their creativity abducted. What's going on with Taylor Lautner's face? Did he just realize he missed taco tuesday? Sucks for him. Did you see that tagline? It's the cherry on the top of the really shitty action movie poster sundae.

Click on either to see them in hi-res and browse other posters at JoBlo's Pimpin' Poster Palace.

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5:37PM on 06/22/2011

fuck taylor lautner

Abduction's poster looks like a rip off of inception's .
Brave looks great though.
Abduction's poster looks like a rip off of inception's .
Brave looks great though.
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5:39PM on 06/22/2011
Brave looks amazing.

Abduction couldn't be more gay.
Brave looks amazing.

Abduction couldn't be more gay.
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5:51PM on 06/22/2011

WOW ...

... I mean someone actually thinks Lautner can carry a movie on his own like his Twilight buddies. Oh wait, they can't do it either ...
... I mean someone actually thinks Lautner can carry a movie on his own like his Twilight buddies. Oh wait, they can't do it either ...
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5:57PM on 06/22/2011

LOL

This first thing I thought when I scrolled down to Abduction was "Oh, a poster of an actor with a gun in hand." Does not bode well for requisite suspension of disbelief.
This first thing I thought when I scrolled down to Abduction was "Oh, a poster of an actor with a gun in hand." Does not bode well for requisite suspension of disbelief.
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6:02PM on 06/22/2011

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That poster for Abduction is funny as hell. I started laughing as soon as I saw the name, and then the picture made it even better. Shitastic.
That poster for Abduction is funny as hell. I started laughing as soon as I saw the name, and then the picture made it even better. Shitastic.
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6:06PM on 06/22/2011
I already like Brave, and I don't know squat about it. I hope Miguelito sees this comment and shits himself from anger.
I already like Brave, and I don't know squat about it. I hope Miguelito sees this comment and shits himself from anger.
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6:51PM on 06/22/2011

Oh I forgot all about...

Abduction. LOL
Abduction. LOL
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7:08PM on 06/22/2011
The Brave poster is great!
The Abduction poster... well, way better than the one with Taylor's face all over it.
But what kind of perspective is that???
The Brave poster is great!
The Abduction poster... well, way better than the one with Taylor's face all over it.
But what kind of perspective is that???
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7:15PM on 06/22/2011

Taylor Lautner looks like Donkey from "Shrek"

Seriously, his facial features eerily resemble those of stock Dreamworks characters. I don't really understand why he's seen as a sex symbol beyond being in good shape, but I feel like that's not even that big of a deal these days when every other anonymous fratboy is benching 250.
Seriously, his facial features eerily resemble those of stock Dreamworks characters. I don't really understand why he's seen as a sex symbol beyond being in good shape, but I feel like that's not even that big of a deal these days when every other anonymous fratboy is benching 250.
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7:27PM on 06/22/2011
Brave and spectacular, wow.
Brave and spectacular, wow.
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7:30PM on 06/22/2011
Who died and made that werewolf-kid a moviestar?
Who died and made that werewolf-kid a moviestar?
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7:35PM on 06/22/2011
It seems "Abduction" is about a young man who defies his overbearing parents to follow his dream of being an extreme ass on glass slider. I smell Oscar. My new housemate. Nigga needs a shower.
It seems "Abduction" is about a young man who defies his overbearing parents to follow his dream of being an extreme ass on glass slider. I smell Oscar. My new housemate. Nigga needs a shower.
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7:41PM on 06/22/2011
Abduction actually completely looks like a poster for a "Lucas Lee" film. Funny.
Abduction actually completely looks like a poster for a "Lucas Lee" film. Funny.
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7:47PM on 06/22/2011
I like the concept of the Abduction poster, but its lighting is a disservice to the actor. He's underlit by cartoony photoshop lens flare.
I like the concept of the Abduction poster, but its lighting is a disservice to the actor. He's underlit by cartoony photoshop lens flare.
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8:30PM on 06/22/2011

What the fuck?

He's sliding down the side of a building with sparks coming out of his shoes? I don't think that poster could get any more stupid.
He's sliding down the side of a building with sparks coming out of his shoes? I don't think that poster could get any more stupid.
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8:34PM on 06/22/2011
This box would be green for Brave's poster, but the shitty Abduction poster brings it down to a gray.
The fact that he's sliding his bare-hand through shards of glass is also retarded.
This box would be green for Brave's poster, but the shitty Abduction poster brings it down to a gray.
The fact that he's sliding his bare-hand through shards of glass is also retarded.
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9:31PM on 06/22/2011

i must say

They both look cool, even if the Abduction one is stupidly cool.
They both look cool, even if the Abduction one is stupidly cool.
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9:54PM on 06/22/2011
Brave = AWESOME!

Abduction = *laughs*
Brave = AWESOME!

Abduction = *laughs*
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10:31PM on 06/22/2011
the abduction poster is very reminiscent of one of the Inception posters...

but Inception was cool
the abduction poster is very reminiscent of one of the Inception posters...

but Inception was cool
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4:32AM on 06/23/2011
That Brave poster is something else. Pixar is always good, but this looks amazing even for them. Best poster I've seen for a good while. So glad they are growing beyond toys and cars and the animation looks like it has grown a lot too, this looks painterly.
That Brave poster is something else. Pixar is always good, but this looks amazing even for them. Best poster I've seen for a good while. So glad they are growing beyond toys and cars and the animation looks like it has grown a lot too, this looks painterly.
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10:32AM on 06/23/2011

But on the other hand

I don't have a problem with the premise of Taylor Lautner being abducted. Especially if ransom demands are not adequately met.
I don't have a problem with the premise of Taylor Lautner being abducted. Especially if ransom demands are not adequately met.
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12:57PM on 06/23/2011

lautner

that might very well be the worst poster I have ever seen. Has anyone ever looked so uncomfortable holding a gun as he, has even watched 24 once, Keifer Sutherland can hold the damn thing and he isnt ecven an action star? maybe bc its so unrealistic to think that neanderthal could even work it is what is getting in my head
that might very well be the worst poster I have ever seen. Has anyone ever looked so uncomfortable holding a gun as he, has even watched 24 once, Keifer Sutherland can hold the damn thing and he isnt ecven an action star? maybe bc its so unrealistic to think that neanderthal could even work it is what is getting in my head
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