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Breaking Dawn finds its immortal Renesmee in Mackenzie Foy

09.28.2010

Let me now introduce you to Renesmee, the absurdly named centerpiece of the final two TWILIGHT movies.

She's conceived when Edward and Bella finally stop being Mormons and bang, but she's a real bitch so Edward has to cut her out of Bella, with his teeth. Naturally.

Being the product of a vampire and a girl who negates vampire powers somehow makes her age extremely fast before reaching "max level," and in just a few years, she's already seventeen, and ready to start getting with, guess who, Jacob the werewolf.

It's quite the role to play, and according to EW, director Bill Condon has found the girl for the job in the form of Mackenzie Foy, seen above. She's nine years old, which begs the question, how she will play a character who needs to span 17 years of age? Sources say "Benjamin Button" technology will be used to achieve this, but good lord, when she reaches her teens, just cast a new actress, as I really don't want to watch Taylor Lautner make out with a nine year old's face CGIed onto a seventeen year old's body.

Damn it, I had to write a Twilight story and I don't even get to post hot pictures of Maggie Grace. Lose-lose.

Extra Tidbit: My roommate bought me a Taylor Lautner poster as a joke for Christmas. I'm a little worried I've actually left it up in my room this long.
Source: EW

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3:10AM on 10/02/2010

I don't understand....

In the ending of Breaking Dawn, Renesmee looks like the average 5 or 6 year old child. It's even mentioned. So how she ends up as a 17 year old teen is a mystery.
And how did Mormon's even come into this? "dead anchoress" mentioned it and so did the poster of this "review".. How about we start talking shit about the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, Jews, and Jehovah's Witnesses while we're at it? Jeez, so many haters it's ridiculous.
In the ending of Breaking Dawn, Renesmee looks like the average 5 or 6 year old child. It's even mentioned. So how she ends up as a 17 year old teen is a mystery.
And how did Mormon's even come into this? "dead anchoress" mentioned it and so did the poster of this "review".. How about we start talking shit about the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, Jews, and Jehovah's Witnesses while we're at it? Jeez, so many haters it's ridiculous.
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8:38AM on 09/29/2010

I hate to admit this (again)

I've read the books and she doesn't age 17 years. I wonder if the studio is taking liberties, because the book is really fucked up, considering Jacob feins for a baby. (Ok . . . so he don't actually make a move on her in the books, but the mere idea that a grown boy falls in love with a baby and the parents are ok with this really sends me to a dark place where I want to cuddle up with a gun.)
I've read the books and she doesn't age 17 years. I wonder if the studio is taking liberties, because the book is really fucked up, considering Jacob feins for a baby. (Ok . . . so he don't actually make a move on her in the books, but the mere idea that a grown boy falls in love with a baby and the parents are ok with this really sends me to a dark place where I want to cuddle up with a gun.)
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9:03PM on 09/28/2010
Well, for one thing, she does not age to 17.
Well, for one thing, she does not age to 17.
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6:28PM on 09/28/2010
You could have told me this was the sequel to Vampires Suck and I probably would have believed it, that is if I cared at all to begin with.
You could have told me this was the sequel to Vampires Suck and I probably would have believed it, that is if I cared at all to begin with.
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6:19PM on 09/28/2010
It has been said before, and it will forever be true:

Twilight sucks. Hard.
It has been said before, and it will forever be true:

Twilight sucks. Hard.
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2:27PM on 09/28/2010
This is the baby girl that the pig-faced dog-boy wants to lick? Yeah, she's pretty hot. I approve with glowing red disapproval.
This is the baby girl that the pig-faced dog-boy wants to lick? Yeah, she's pretty hot. I approve with glowing red disapproval.
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1:10PM on 09/28/2010

Breaking Dawn in 10 seconds

JACOB: "I still wanna bang your girlfriend."

EDWARD: "Well, we're married now."

JACOB: "Oh, my bad. I wanna bang your wife."

EDWARD: "Well since my demon spawn is killing her from the inside, I guess you can have your way with her."

JACOB: "Really? ...Well, I don't want your sloppy seconds."

EDWARD: "Fine."

JACOB: "Well, let's just let this thing eat its way out of her and then I'll settle to bang whatever comes out."

EDWARD: "Whatever, I fucking win."

JACOB: "That's
JACOB: "I still wanna bang your girlfriend."

EDWARD: "Well, we're married now."

JACOB: "Oh, my bad. I wanna bang your wife."

EDWARD: "Well since my demon spawn is killing her from the inside, I guess you can have your way with her."

JACOB: "Really? ...Well, I don't want your sloppy seconds."

EDWARD: "Fine."

JACOB: "Well, let's just let this thing eat its way out of her and then I'll settle to bang whatever comes out."

EDWARD: "Whatever, I fucking win."

JACOB: "That's fine, as long as I get your first-born demon spawn."

EDWARD: "Deal."
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12:53PM on 09/28/2010
Cant help but think of Captain Hook screaming at Smee everytime I see that godawful name.
Cant help but think of Captain Hook screaming at Smee everytime I see that godawful name.
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12:45PM on 09/28/2010
wow, never knew anything about twilight other than that it's a tween romance version of Underworld. Holy hell that sounds fucking stupid.
wow, never knew anything about twilight other than that it's a tween romance version of Underworld. Holy hell that sounds fucking stupid.
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12:42PM on 09/28/2010

srsly, is this what our generation consider good cinema now?

this is just, retarded beyond retarded. I going to go ahead and say it and idc if i get a thumbs down, IMO, majority of the fans are just f'ing retarded to think this "trilogy" makes any damn sense (there are a handful who recognize how retarded it is, guilty pleasure i suppose)..god i can't wait for these movies to be over with...and I swear if myers makes any spinoffs I'm just going to f***ing cry
this is just, retarded beyond retarded. I going to go ahead and say it and idc if i get a thumbs down, IMO, majority of the fans are just f'ing retarded to think this "trilogy" makes any damn sense (there are a handful who recognize how retarded it is, guilty pleasure i suppose)..god i can't wait for these movies to be over with...and I swear if myers makes any spinoffs I'm just going to f***ing cry
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11:50AM on 09/28/2010

Any else think it's strange ...

How none of the parents that have read these books with their children, find the themes to be more than disturbing? This character hasn't even opened her eyes yet and a fully grown/aware male character "imprints" - is that Morman for territorial pissing? - on her and wants to make with the fuckins at the age of 1 ... minute old? I can't wait till this franchise is long dead and gone. Good fucking riddance!
How none of the parents that have read these books with their children, find the themes to be more than disturbing? This character hasn't even opened her eyes yet and a fully grown/aware male character "imprints" - is that Morman for territorial pissing? - on her and wants to make with the fuckins at the age of 1 ... minute old? I can't wait till this franchise is long dead and gone. Good fucking riddance!
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11:41AM on 09/28/2010
Number one at the box office.
Number one at the box office.
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12:50PM on 09/28/2010
sad but true
sad but true
11:40AM on 09/28/2010
When this God-forsaken, piece-of-shit franchise is done and over, I am going to walk out naked into my street, fire pistols into the air, and turn cartwheels, all while blasting Kool & the Gang's "Celebrate" from an 80s-style boombox.
When this God-forsaken, piece-of-shit franchise is done and over, I am going to walk out naked into my street, fire pistols into the air, and turn cartwheels, all while blasting Kool & the Gang's "Celebrate" from an 80s-style boombox.
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11:39AM on 09/28/2010
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11:25AM on 09/28/2010
DO NOT WANT
DO NOT WANT
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11:20AM on 09/28/2010
See...this is where the TWILIGHT universe *REALLY* makes me squirm. The romance is hokey, the character of Jacob (and fittingly, the actor playing him) is terribly annoying, but this...this is just surreal, disturbing, and all the more so since this is NOT a Poppy Z. Brite-style story/universe, where all SORTS of disturbing things happen.

But here, in the far "safer" universe of a YOUNG-ADULT series...with a vampire baby being cut out of a teenager, only to grow up at an exponential rate
See...this is where the TWILIGHT universe *REALLY* makes me squirm. The romance is hokey, the character of Jacob (and fittingly, the actor playing him) is terribly annoying, but this...this is just surreal, disturbing, and all the more so since this is NOT a Poppy Z. Brite-style story/universe, where all SORTS of disturbing things happen.

But here, in the far "safer" universe of a YOUNG-ADULT series...with a vampire baby being cut out of a teenager, only to grow up at an exponential rate and, "justified" by her APPEARANCE and her EXISTENCE alone, winding up being loved by a young man 17+ years old? No, in this context, it's a pretty darn disturbing situation.

But, I've been mostly impressed with he movies so far, and I'll give this a chance, but even so, for now...YEESH.
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