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Breaking Dawn Part 2 releases eleven promo images that redefine smoldering intensity

Jul. 31, 2012by:

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There is so much smolder going on in these pictures. The photoshopping of course doesn't help in the least, adding a glossy layer of strangeness that is uncomfortably hypnotic. Kristen Stewart, being the Kristen Stewart that she is, gets the worst of it, with her photos far and away being the strangest and most forced of the lot.

I'm just rambling now because I don't really know what else to say - these pictures just creep me out way too much with their Barbie-Doll asthetic and the looks that seem to say "I'm strongly interested in taking advantage of you in a dirty back alley and/or I'm actually dead right now." 

November 16th, boys and girls.

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Extra Tidbit: I know that it's nothing new to make fun of Twilight. And I try to refrain, but then somebody actually decides that this is promotional material worthy of release and I... I just can't help it. The beast comes out unbidden.
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8:43AM on 07/31/2012
Its called...Blue Steel.
Its called...Blue Steel.
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8:49AM on 07/31/2012
A total lack of charisma, passion, danger; they are the complete opposite to the very definition of the vampire mythos.

Tidbit: I saw a cool t-shirt the other day, it simply said:
"Dear Teenage Girls, if your boyfriend won't sleep with you and he sparkles, he is not a vampire, he is Gay."

I laughed out loud in the street when I saw that.
A total lack of charisma, passion, danger; they are the complete opposite to the very definition of the vampire mythos.

Tidbit: I saw a cool t-shirt the other day, it simply said:
"Dear Teenage Girls, if your boyfriend won't sleep with you and he sparkles, he is not a vampire, he is Gay."

I laughed out loud in the street when I saw that.
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8:24AM on 07/31/2012
The blandness, the boredom, the sheer lack of emotional commitment....IT'S ALL TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!!!
The blandness, the boredom, the sheer lack of emotional commitment....IT'S ALL TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!!!
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8:47AM on 07/31/2012
A total lack of charisma, passion, danger; they are the complete opposite to the very definition of the vampire mythos.

Tidbit: I saw a cool t-shirt the other day, it simply said:
"Dear Teenage Girls, if your boyfriend won't sleep with you and he sparkles, he is not a vampire, he is Gay."

I laughed out loud in the street when I saw that.
A total lack of charisma, passion, danger; they are the complete opposite to the very definition of the vampire mythos.

Tidbit: I saw a cool t-shirt the other day, it simply said:
"Dear Teenage Girls, if your boyfriend won't sleep with you and he sparkles, he is not a vampire, he is Gay."

I laughed out loud in the street when I saw that.
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8:49AM on 07/31/2012
LMAO... i just spewed water over my monitor reading this.. so want to see this shirt!!!
LMAO... i just spewed water over my monitor reading this.. so want to see this shirt!!!
3:59PM on 07/31/2012

I must confess...

I'm not normally one to follow celebrity gossip, but I am kind of curious to know how everything is going to go down premiere and press tour wise following Kristen's "mistake". I mean especially being the final film it's not like one of them can just not show up to premiers or something. I could care less about the movies but... I'm just thinking about it like if it was the final Harry Potter movie and Rupert Grint had been dating Emma Watson in real life... And then Emma Watson was caught
I'm not normally one to follow celebrity gossip, but I am kind of curious to know how everything is going to go down premiere and press tour wise following Kristen's "mistake". I mean especially being the final film it's not like one of them can just not show up to premiers or something. I could care less about the movies but... I'm just thinking about it like if it was the final Harry Potter movie and Rupert Grint had been dating Emma Watson in real life... And then Emma Watson was caught doodling another director. This is just going to be awkward for everyone...
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9:34PM on 07/31/2012
Well, Pattinson cancelled part of his press duties for Cosmopolis . . . I just want to be press for Breaking Dawn and see how all this is going down. AWKWARD.
Well, Pattinson cancelled part of his press duties for Cosmopolis . . . I just want to be press for Breaking Dawn and see how all this is going down. AWKWARD.
9:13AM on 07/31/2012
Robsten, awkward.
Robsten, awkward.
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1:16PM on 07/31/2012
I'm not sure if Taylor Lautner is trying to smoulder or if he's just concussed.
I'm not sure if Taylor Lautner is trying to smoulder or if he's just concussed.
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3:02AM on 08/01/2012
Fire the fucker who does the wigs for these people.
Fire the fucker who does the wigs for these people.
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8:47AM on 07/31/2012
We would have hoped that by now the crowd that ooh'd and ahh'd over the 1st couple Twilight films would have grown up and moved on and this series would have died off but Noooooooo I hear that 30- 40 something yr old mom's thighs sparkle over this crap also.
We would have hoped that by now the crowd that ooh'd and ahh'd over the 1st couple Twilight films would have grown up and moved on and this series would have died off but Noooooooo I hear that 30- 40 something yr old mom's thighs sparkle over this crap also.
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8:12AM on 07/31/2012
Wow this is intense (sarcasm required) !
Wow this is intense (sarcasm required) !
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8:39AM on 07/31/2012
Alejandro Stepenberg - you missed a great opportunity to ask if the mess between Stewart and Pattinson will hurt ticket sales for the final Twilight film. Have you had your coffee yet?
Alejandro Stepenberg - you missed a great opportunity to ask if the mess between Stewart and Pattinson will hurt ticket sales for the final Twilight film. Have you had your coffee yet?
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9:18AM on 07/31/2012
It was more that I couldn't handle sustained exposure these pictures... their hauntingly dead stares kept distracting and discomfiting me.
It was more that I couldn't handle sustained exposure these pictures... their hauntingly dead stares kept distracting and discomfiting me.
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8:27AM on 07/31/2012
too bad shes a whore. I wonder if Pattison will even let her near her at the premier and whatnot.
too bad shes a whore. I wonder if Pattison will even let her near her at the premier and whatnot.
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8:44AM on 07/31/2012
a whore that you and I and a lot of people would readily take advantage of
a whore that you and I and a lot of people would readily take advantage of
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