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Breaking Dawn posters manage to put actual humans in the Uncanny Valley

Sep. 9, 2011by: Paul Tassi

I'm not sure what it is about the TWILIGHT series where for every new movie they insist on making their stars look as weird as possibly by photoshopping their skin to plastic proportions.

With BREAKING DAWN they're not breaking that tradition either, as the effect is more pronounced than ever. These two new posters show Jacob being third wheel as usual, this time so much so he's not even on the same poster as the other two. I'm just shocked he has a shirt on.

As for Bella and Edward, I think the photoshop team gaver her a little upgrade in the boob department, one of which is displayed front and center. I guess half vampire mutant babies are very hungry.

See the posters bigger over at the Pimpin' Poster Palace.

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12:15AM on 09/12/2011

HAHAHAHA!!!

Look at Pattinson's girly bitch hands! Seriously, though-I can't wait til this fucking shit franchise is 6 feet under.
Look at Pattinson's girly bitch hands! Seriously, though-I can't wait til this fucking shit franchise is 6 feet under.
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1:41PM on 09/11/2011
lol at the photoshopped boobs they gave kstew.
lol at the photoshopped boobs they gave kstew.
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10:54AM on 09/11/2011

The Tagline

It seems like whoever wrote the tagline wrote it as an inside joke about how stupid the fanbase is. "Forever is just the beginning." As opposed to what?
It seems like whoever wrote the tagline wrote it as an inside joke about how stupid the fanbase is. "Forever is just the beginning." As opposed to what?
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4:27PM on 09/10/2011
They could just have put the exact same photoshopped pics from the last 5(???) movies. I just don't see how this could get a fan of Twilight excited.
They could just have put the exact same photoshopped pics from the last 5(???) movies. I just don't see how this could get a fan of Twilight excited.
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3:37PM on 09/10/2011

Where's The_Soloist?

I'm sure he'll like these....He likes everything that wreaks of turd.
I'm sure he'll like these....He likes everything that wreaks of turd.
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12:27PM on 09/10/2011
shit posters
shit posters
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12:25PM on 09/10/2011

thumbs down.

and another thumb down. I only have two of them, or else I'd be making all my fingers and toes "down" as well; as well as my schlong. That's how bad this shit looks.
and another thumb down. I only have two of them, or else I'd be making all my fingers and toes "down" as well; as well as my schlong. That's how bad this shit looks.
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3:22AM on 09/10/2011
Bela Lugosi is turning over in his crave. No pun intended.
Bela Lugosi is turning over in his crave. No pun intended.
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12:20AM on 09/10/2011
Kristen Stewart looks like she's going to slowly slide down.
Kristen Stewart looks like she's going to slowly slide down.
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10:21PM on 09/09/2011
These posters are like those from Twilight 1&2 posters. Maybe they have limited facial expression.
These posters are like those from Twilight 1&2 posters. Maybe they have limited facial expression.
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5:54PM on 09/09/2011
These are like better produced romance novel covers.
These are like better produced romance novel covers.
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4:45PM on 09/09/2011

Thats weird

I see an article for a twilight movie, and for some odd reason, i clicked on it. Man i think i need to get some rest.
I see an article for a twilight movie, and for some odd reason, i clicked on it. Man i think i need to get some rest.
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4:19PM on 09/09/2011
Kristen Stewart's breasts are not that big. Photoshop fail.
Kristen Stewart's breasts are not that big. Photoshop fail.
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3:47PM on 09/09/2011

Breaking Dawn in 5 seconds

Bella: "Edward, I don't know how to tell you this..it's something that's been tearing me apart."

Edward: "It's all right, you can tell me anything."

Bella: " *sobs*...It's Bill Compton's baby!"

Edward: "...Bitch!"
Bella: "Edward, I don't know how to tell you this..it's something that's been tearing me apart."

Edward: "It's all right, you can tell me anything."

Bella: " *sobs*...It's Bill Compton's baby!"

Edward: "...Bitch!"
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1:50PM on 09/09/2011

yawn

is it me or does the vampire have a unusual amount of colour in his skin for someone who is supposed to be dead....
is it me or does the vampire have a unusual amount of colour in his skin for someone who is supposed to be dead....
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1:45PM on 09/09/2011
Do they just copy and paste the still-shots from the last 3 movies, or is it all just the same?
Do they just copy and paste the still-shots from the last 3 movies, or is it all just the same?
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1:44PM on 09/09/2011

Same shit different chapter...

Same bland expressions, same bland characters, same un-intimidating werewolves, blah, blah, blah...
Same bland expressions, same bland characters, same un-intimidating werewolves, blah, blah, blah...
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1:40PM on 09/09/2011
Vampires Suck totally spoiled this movie for me
Vampires Suck totally spoiled this movie for me
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