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08.04.2010

God damnit, how long must we prolong this foolishness? It was bad enough when it was announced BREAKING DAWN was being split in half so we'd have five TWILIGHT movies instead of four, but now there’s going to be an entire YEAR in between them. Summit is now reporting that Part One is coming November 18th of 2011, and Part Two on November 16th of 2012. We knew that the second half would drop some time in ’12, but I suspected winter or spring at the latest so the studio could make sure the trend didn’t die down before then.

Is this series really like Harry Potter? Are people still going to care about TWILIGHT movies a full two years from now? Sadly, yes, they will, and I’m just waiting until it’s announced that Stephanie Meyer has decided to ascend from literary hell and write more books.

The question now is where the films will be cut, presumably (SPOILER) the birth of Bella’s child (via vampire cesarean) would be a good place to break, as the second half involves the mutant CGI vampire baby growing up at an alarming rate. It’s like SPLICE, but stupid.

In any case, there is so much ridiculousness packed into these last books that completely clashes with anything that’s come before it, I’m almost excited to see how the hell these last two movies get made. This book is where even FANS of the series start going, “uhhh what the f*ck is this now?”

The gap in production is probably at the request of director Bill Condon who needs a full year to make sure the second batshit insane half of the movie doesn’t suck as much as it’s supposed to. Best of luck Bill, you’ll need it.

Extra Tidbit: I sometimes randomly get sad there are no more Harry Potter books.
Source: Summit

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12:40AM on 08/05/2010

ya know what....

i hate these piece of shit movies as much as the next guy but there are some things that are far worse, the new 'vampires suck' dare i say 'parody' because it's barely that. but i wish this shit would be done with, because it can't get better than the last one (not that i've seen it, i couldn't stomach the first 5 minutes of the first one), but someone told me it got better and that the new director helped a lot, i'll take his word for it. The point is that it got as good as it will ever get,
i hate these piece of shit movies as much as the next guy but there are some things that are far worse, the new 'vampires suck' dare i say 'parody' because it's barely that. but i wish this shit would be done with, because it can't get better than the last one (not that i've seen it, i couldn't stomach the first 5 minutes of the first one), but someone told me it got better and that the new director helped a lot, i'll take his word for it. The point is that it got as good as it will ever get, come on people lines like 'lets get married before i sleep with you' is absurd, but saying that to a fucking vampire?? thats just borderline insane, and the fact is the fan base of this piece of shit franchise is the most hurt by it, the 13-19 year old girls, because there has never been a more detrimental movie to the psyche of a young girl; 'be wishy washy and cock tease motherfuckers till you make up your damned mind and do wait till you get two punk ass bitches to manipulate and emasculate'. stop paying this movie any attention and start showing your daughters how shitty they are and it will go away. and that taylor kid with his ridiculous neck should never work in movies again, shark boy was the pinnacle of his career. lets hope the half breed kid goes blade and kills everyone in the movie.
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12:32AM on 08/05/2010

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12:30AM on 08/05/2010

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12:26AM on 08/05/2010

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12:03AM on 08/05/2010

The Reason WHY!

Ok there are some one here saying, why so much hate, the movies aren't the WORST. you are right, they aren't the WORST things ever. BUT the reason why the hate is because of the STUPID popularity and pop culture phenomenon this has started. Shit like this, and Justin Beiber/Lady GaGa/Ke$ha just make us as a society look fucking retarded. I mean how can something so bad get so popular??? It just makes me frown upon the state we as humans are in that something so fucking stupid can be SOOOO
Ok there are some one here saying, why so much hate, the movies aren't the WORST. you are right, they aren't the WORST things ever. BUT the reason why the hate is because of the STUPID popularity and pop culture phenomenon this has started. Shit like this, and Justin Beiber/Lady GaGa/Ke$ha just make us as a society look fucking retarded. I mean how can something so bad get so popular??? It just makes me frown upon the state we as humans are in that something so fucking stupid can be SOOOO popular, and I think that's where the hate comes from. It's like if everyone around said dog shit tasted good, and the small percentage of people would be like "your fucking crazy, it's gross!"
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12:12AM on 08/05/2010
hahahaha, well said man.
hahahaha, well said man.
5:58PM on 08/04/2010

Wow....

I've never seen so much hatred for a film, when its not even that bad. I mean there are better films, but lets be honest with ourselves here, there are PLENTY of movies that are way worse than TWILIGHT. Don't get me wrong i think the hype is unwarranted, but why dont we just give these people who like the franchise a little break here, I seriously dont think these movies being out are hurting any of us...Let the tweeners have their franchise, because Lord knows we all have ours....Relax people..
I've never seen so much hatred for a film, when its not even that bad. I mean there are better films, but lets be honest with ourselves here, there are PLENTY of movies that are way worse than TWILIGHT. Don't get me wrong i think the hype is unwarranted, but why dont we just give these people who like the franchise a little break here, I seriously dont think these movies being out are hurting any of us...Let the tweeners have their franchise, because Lord knows we all have ours....Relax people..
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5:25PM on 08/04/2010
I'd rather they just get it over with and release the both of them right now.
I'd rather they just get it over with and release the both of them right now.
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3:50PM on 08/04/2010
They should just release it at one time and have an EpIc 5 hour event of the worst movie ever made...Fucking Twilight


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They should just release it at one time and have an EpIc 5 hour event of the worst movie ever made...Fucking Twilight


If anyone wants to check out Adam Greens "Frozen" Check out..
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3:44PM on 08/04/2010
there are NO INTELLIGENT,fans of twilight,just tweenies, middle aged uneducated moms and plain fucking idiots, bitch all you want you know theres truth to that. if you dont like what i said you can go FUCK YOURSELF, AND LICK MY BALLS BITCH..or one can kindly reject my idea and write a well rounded argument with points stating why you feel the way you do. thanks. and god bless
there are NO INTELLIGENT,fans of twilight,just tweenies, middle aged uneducated moms and plain fucking idiots, bitch all you want you know theres truth to that. if you dont like what i said you can go FUCK YOURSELF, AND LICK MY BALLS BITCH..or one can kindly reject my idea and write a well rounded argument with points stating why you feel the way you do. thanks. and god bless
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12:30AM on 08/05/2010
hahahahahahaha, and every time i read one of your posts i always imagine it being said by jeff bridges, which makes them all the more cooler, thanks man.
hahahahahahaha, and every time i read one of your posts i always imagine it being said by jeff bridges, which makes them all the more cooler, thanks man.
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3:06PM on 08/04/2010

hop off twilights dick

ppl bitch but when has their been a good vampire movie in this decade? nothing has been maybe dracula 2000 but thats it, everything else sucked and harry potter has had its time but now the movies r getting to suck cuz these kids r old already n we wanna see some UK unedited behing the scenes hogwarts lol. the only thing worth seeing isnt even a movie its a show called "being human" thats the most original thing u will find now adays
ppl bitch but when has their been a good vampire movie in this decade? nothing has been maybe dracula 2000 but thats it, everything else sucked and harry potter has had its time but now the movies r getting to suck cuz these kids r old already n we wanna see some UK unedited behing the scenes hogwarts lol. the only thing worth seeing isnt even a movie its a show called "being human" thats the most original thing u will find now adays
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12:32AM on 08/05/2010
'30 days of night' was alright, much better than this garbage. the angle in 'daybreakers' was clever as well. um...these movies are total garbage man.
'30 days of night' was alright, much better than this garbage. the angle in 'daybreakers' was clever as well. um...these movies are total garbage man.
2:46PM on 08/04/2010

Potter Twilight

I think both of these are crap. Actually, I can't really say that, because I've never seen a Twilight movie, nor are familiar with the books at all. Just not interested in that kind of junk. As for Harry Potter, that is fucking shit. I got dragged to see that awful second movie that was released and actually fell asleep in the theater because it was so bad.

Twilight can go fuck Hairy Pooter (that's right, I said it)!
I think both of these are crap. Actually, I can't really say that, because I've never seen a Twilight movie, nor are familiar with the books at all. Just not interested in that kind of junk. As for Harry Potter, that is fucking shit. I got dragged to see that awful second movie that was released and actually fell asleep in the theater because it was so bad.

Twilight can go fuck Hairy Pooter (that's right, I said it)!
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2:34PM on 08/04/2010

Potter Twilight

I think both of these are crap. Actually, I can't really say that, because I've never seen a Twilight movie, nor are familiar with the books at all. Just not interested in that kind of junk. As for Harry Potter, that is fucking shit. I got dragged to see that awful second movie that was released and actually fell asleep in the theater because it was so bad.

Twilight can go fuck Hairy Pooter (that's right, I said it)!
I think both of these are crap. Actually, I can't really say that, because I've never seen a Twilight movie, nor are familiar with the books at all. Just not interested in that kind of junk. As for Harry Potter, that is fucking shit. I got dragged to see that awful second movie that was released and actually fell asleep in the theater because it was so bad.

Twilight can go fuck Hairy Pooter (that's right, I said it)!
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2:24PM on 08/04/2010

Obviously

Summit is fucking doing this to make money. And they did NOT at ALL have to split this idiotic book into 2 films!! i can honestly say ive read the book...and its Shit! Now there is going to be 2 boring ass films. Twilight sucks. The media is ridiculous to compare these crappy films & books to Harry Potter! Twilight is just bad. Period.
Summit is fucking doing this to make money. And they did NOT at ALL have to split this idiotic book into 2 films!! i can honestly say ive read the book...and its Shit! Now there is going to be 2 boring ass films. Twilight sucks. The media is ridiculous to compare these crappy films & books to Harry Potter! Twilight is just bad. Period.
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1:50PM on 08/04/2010

Atleast

we'll be dead by the time the second one comes out.
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we'll be dead by the time the second one comes out.
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1:32PM on 08/04/2010

Why do you guys at Joblo.com cover Twilight?

Clearly there are no Twilight fans on this website. And whatever fans their might be here are reading snarky articles, moaning and complaining, about it. Why would they want to read that?

Now I understand why you write the things you do in the manner you do. I've yet to see a Twilight movie and have no interest in doing so. I just don't get why we get Twilight articles. Twlight fans would go to Twilight friendly boards I imagine.

I'm guessing the majority would be fine with no more
Clearly there are no Twilight fans on this website. And whatever fans their might be here are reading snarky articles, moaning and complaining, about it. Why would they want to read that?

Now I understand why you write the things you do in the manner you do. I've yet to see a Twilight movie and have no interest in doing so. I just don't get why we get Twilight articles. Twlight fans would go to Twilight friendly boards I imagine.

I'm guessing the majority would be fine with no more articles about Twilight and I'm guessing you would be pleased not to write about them. So by not covering them anymore, it's a win win.
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3:35PM on 08/04/2010
agreed. (personally) I'm sick of hearing people bitch about how Subcinematic Twilight more than I am about the series itself.
agreed. (personally) I'm sick of hearing people bitch about how Subcinematic Twilight more than I am about the series itself.
3:38PM on 08/04/2010
agreed. (personally) I'm sick of hearing people bitch about how subcinematic the Twilight movies are more so than I am about the series itself.
agreed. (personally) I'm sick of hearing people bitch about how subcinematic the Twilight movies are more so than I am about the series itself.
1:09PM on 08/04/2010
Wow another article on this website bitching about Twilight. How freakin' original of this website. I would like to see a writer, write about Twilight and who is actually a fan of this series. Not someone who is just going to criticize it over and over without probably watching the previous ones before it. And all the people giving red boxes just comment on these because it's the "cool" thing to do, just like how it's cool to criticize Saw. Give me thumbs down if you want, I don't care. It just
Wow another article on this website bitching about Twilight. How freakin' original of this website. I would like to see a writer, write about Twilight and who is actually a fan of this series. Not someone who is just going to criticize it over and over without probably watching the previous ones before it. And all the people giving red boxes just comment on these because it's the "cool" thing to do, just like how it's cool to criticize Saw. Give me thumbs down if you want, I don't care. It just proves my point. I love these films and am tired of all the petty bullshit comments.
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2:25PM on 08/04/2010
Well here it just looks like you're being ignorant and defensive.

Before the films I'd never heard of the books and with vampires being a favoured topic of mine I was happy to check the film out. The first film had - flat out - some of the worst acting I've ever seen. I don't care if "thats what the characters are like", it was pathetic. It's also pathetic if people actually accept that its how some people act.

Then along comes the second film with promise of werewolves. I managed to
Well here it just looks like you're being ignorant and defensive.

Before the films I'd never heard of the books and with vampires being a favoured topic of mine I was happy to check the film out. The first film had - flat out - some of the worst acting I've ever seen. I don't care if "thats what the characters are like", it was pathetic. It's also pathetic if people actually accept that its how some people act.

Then along comes the second film with promise of werewolves. I managed to endure this film and came to the conclusion that either a) Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison are the absolute worst/annoying actors I've had to watch or b) their characters are.

Basically these films annoy the hell out of me because of one of those reasons. When those 2 characters aren't doing anything on screen the films weren't bad - the baseball game was fun, the werewolf family and the wolves themselves although poor design choice were fun to watch, etc. Unfortunately the films evolve around those 2 prats and in the end the films are appalling for it.

At least that's my opinion. I have no feeling of 'cool' about disliking these films.

Now, once you've finished watching Sex and the City 2 you can get back to me.
3:15PM on 08/04/2010
I respect people if they don't like the Twilight movies, but I just feel that the writers and members here all just make fun of Twilight just because they can or think that it's cool. Half of the members here probably haven't seen a single Twilight film and just come on here and write crap posts on a movie they never saw.
I respect people if they don't like the Twilight movies, but I just feel that the writers and members here all just make fun of Twilight just because they can or think that it's cool. Half of the members here probably haven't seen a single Twilight film and just come on here and write crap posts on a movie they never saw.
4:47PM on 08/04/2010
Oh I definitely rip on them because I can, but mostly because I think they deserve it. These are not good films. Not in the least bit. Part of that is based on the fact that they're more or less fan-fiction brought to the big screen, but outside of the script, the performances are generally pretty dreadful themselves. If these films weren't bad, I wouldn't rip on them, I don't do so because it's "cool," I do so because it's deserved. The same goes for Saw now that you mention it.
Oh I definitely rip on them because I can, but mostly because I think they deserve it. These are not good films. Not in the least bit. Part of that is based on the fact that they're more or less fan-fiction brought to the big screen, but outside of the script, the performances are generally pretty dreadful themselves. If these films weren't bad, I wouldn't rip on them, I don't do so because it's "cool," I do so because it's deserved. The same goes for Saw now that you mention it.
12:09AM on 08/05/2010
You love these films?? Well that explains everything. You pretty much comment on every thread that involves some shitty movie, and say you are excited about it. You are the one on a movie fan site, and you like shitty movies......that's odd.
You love these films?? Well that explains everything. You pretty much comment on every thread that involves some shitty movie, and say you are excited about it. You are the one on a movie fan site, and you like shitty movies......that's odd.
12:40AM on 08/05/2010
ya know solo, i would read your posts and feel sorry for you because of how people would tear you a new one every now and then, but now i realise that you are full of crap, defending this garbage, dude...grow a brain, its all garbage.
ya know solo, i would read your posts and feel sorry for you because of how people would tear you a new one every now and then, but now i realise that you are full of crap, defending this garbage, dude...grow a brain, its all garbage.
1:09AM on 08/05/2010
God forbid somebody likes twilight on this site.. I'll admit it.. I like them.. Fucking sue me cause I'm a closet Twilighter.. I even watched the second one without my girl.. and what?
God forbid somebody likes twilight on this site.. I'll admit it.. I like them.. Fucking sue me cause I'm a closet Twilighter.. I even watched the second one without my girl.. and what?
2:40AM on 08/05/2010
hahaha, closet twilighter? and why is that exactly, the whole closet schtick?
hahaha, closet twilighter? and why is that exactly, the whole closet schtick?
1:05PM on 08/04/2010

If anyone wants to talk about splitting a movie in half being a rip-off it's Twilight

Harry Potter has a reason for being split into two separate films. The final book is filled with so many characters and plot lines, it would be foolish of Warner Bros. to stuff everything into a 4 hour movie.
Harry Potter has a reason for being split into two separate films. The final book is filled with so many characters and plot lines, it would be foolish of Warner Bros. to stuff everything into a 4 hour movie.
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2:16PM on 08/04/2010
You stole the words right out of my mouth. ;)
You stole the words right out of my mouth. ;)
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12:36PM on 08/04/2010
Harry Potter and Twilight can't be compared. The former is a profound, epic fantasy saga, full of sophistication, complexities and intricacies, rich with deep layers of philosophical themes, etc. The latter is an overly simplistic, tween-oreiented, pseudo-love story, coated with a glossy sleeve of trendy, modern emo-esque culture.
Harry Potter and Twilight can't be compared. The former is a profound, epic fantasy saga, full of sophistication, complexities and intricacies, rich with deep layers of philosophical themes, etc. The latter is an overly simplistic, tween-oreiented, pseudo-love story, coated with a glossy sleeve of trendy, modern emo-esque culture.
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12:36PM on 08/04/2010
Is it bad I want to fucking murder everyone in that photo above????
Is it bad I want to fucking murder everyone in that photo above????
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4:02PM on 08/04/2010
Except Ashley, Nikki, and Anna. At least they are sexy.
Except Ashley, Nikki, and Anna. At least they are sexy.
12:35PM on 08/04/2010
double post...... :(
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12:14PM on 08/04/2010
The producers are so damn pretentious. This isn't Harry Potter level "entertainment".
The producers are so damn pretentious. This isn't Harry Potter level "entertainment".
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11:44AM on 08/04/2010
Maybe by the end of Breaking Dawn part 2, that one will end with a cliffhanging ending like The Matrix Reloaded. Then we'd have Breaking Dawn 2.1 and so on. I'm about to throw up now.
Maybe by the end of Breaking Dawn part 2, that one will end with a cliffhanging ending like The Matrix Reloaded. Then we'd have Breaking Dawn 2.1 and so on. I'm about to throw up now.
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10:56AM on 08/04/2010

what?!?!?!?!?!

this one has 2 parts/!?! aaaarrrggggghhhhh

it never should've had 1 part!
this one has 2 parts/!?! aaaarrrggggghhhhh

it never should've had 1 part!
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10:47AM on 08/04/2010
We have to wait a whole year? God why is life so cruel?! First BP, and now this.
We have to wait a whole year? God why is life so cruel?! First BP, and now this.
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10:22AM on 08/04/2010
You know....I might have to see this film. But only if they keep in all the weird stuff I keep hearing about. It'd almost be worth it.

I honestly don't care if there is a year between the two parts though.

Harry Potter on the other hand, I'll be counting down the days till part 2, even though I'll be sad afterward at the lack of new HP. No more books, no more films. That will be a sad day. Just the (hopefully) badass complete boxset of the films to look forward to.
You know....I might have to see this film. But only if they keep in all the weird stuff I keep hearing about. It'd almost be worth it.

I honestly don't care if there is a year between the two parts though.

Harry Potter on the other hand, I'll be counting down the days till part 2, even though I'll be sad afterward at the lack of new HP. No more books, no more films. That will be a sad day. Just the (hopefully) badass complete boxset of the films to look forward to.
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