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08.15.2008
In another world, in another time, if Brian Austin Green even thought about being the Riddler in the sequel to THE DARK KNIGHT, I would feed his family to rabid beavers. Just for thinking about it. So why then, when he goes ahead and actually tells MTV that he thinks hed actually make a great Riddler, do I sit back and do nothing? Well, because hes seen Megan Fox naked. Hes seen her and hes touched her, and because of that, Id make passionate love to his toe jam. Heres what Lord Austin Green said:

I would love to be the Riddler, I hope to God they dont replace Heath and have the Joker [again]. So they need a new villain and The Riddler makes sense. [My Riddler] would take years of preparation. Its tough. Heath set the bar a new level.

Rrrrrrright. On second thought, maybe it's the fact that this dude actually porked Fox that has him suffering from delusions of grandeur. If he can do that, he can do anything! Step away from that ledge Brian, humans can't fly...

Extra Tidbit: What would you rather do? Fly or hit that?
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7:06PM on 08/15/2008

WTF?

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Never new that BAG and the Z-Man were into the man love stuff with each other? That's crazy shit dude! So that must mean that Fox was all alone when those two were getting it on! She must be very lonely! More reason to hit the Fox Booty!!!
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Never new that BAG and the Z-Man were into the man love stuff with each other? That's crazy shit dude! So that must mean that Fox was all alone when those two were getting it on! She must be very lonely! More reason to hit the Fox Booty!!!
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6:19PM on 08/15/2008
Fox is very hot, but what's the point in sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths et al? Why would I want to join in on a party Brian Austin Green and Ian Ziering has been in on (you know BAG & the Z-Man were hot for each other...)?

Everybody knows the meal ticket resides in those sexually and faithfully confused Bible college girls...
Fox is very hot, but what's the point in sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths et al? Why would I want to join in on a party Brian Austin Green and Ian Ziering has been in on (you know BAG & the Z-Man were hot for each other...)?

Everybody knows the meal ticket resides in those sexually and faithfully confused Bible college girls...
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6:02PM on 08/15/2008

I'd rather...hit that!

Fuck flying. I love to get me some of that. Too hot for words!!!
Fuck flying. I love to get me some of that. Too hot for words!!!
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5:34PM on 08/15/2008
does this mean freddy prinze jr didnt get the part?
does this mean freddy prinze jr didnt get the part?
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5:02PM on 08/15/2008

no vision

penguin would be perfect, it would fit the awkward mythology they created in the second one, good versus evil. he's in the dumps with the city. it would work as a freak from a normal life background way.

I guess I'm not geek enough to make a decision. Riddler would be boring and would help the nolan brothers suffer more in their writing.
penguin would be perfect, it would fit the awkward mythology they created in the second one, good versus evil. he's in the dumps with the city. it would work as a freak from a normal life background way.

I guess I'm not geek enough to make a decision. Riddler would be boring and would help the nolan brothers suffer more in their writing.
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4:15PM on 08/15/2008
hes good on the Terminator t.v. show, but i cant see him as the riddler.
and please no Penguin, Iceman, robin, Bane, or even Poison Ivy. those characters where all done already and they were not that interesting. some of those characters would require to much CGI.
my vote for Catwomen would be Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Garner. Kiera Knightly would have to be CGI enhanced in the boob area.
hes good on the Terminator t.v. show, but i cant see him as the riddler.
and please no Penguin, Iceman, robin, Bane, or even Poison Ivy. those characters where all done already and they were not that interesting. some of those characters would require to much CGI.
my vote for Catwomen would be Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Garner. Kiera Knightly would have to be CGI enhanced in the boob area.
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3:35PM on 08/15/2008

Fly or hit?

Can I hit her with a Baseball bat? No?... Then fly!
Can I hit her with a Baseball bat? No?... Then fly!
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3:21PM on 08/15/2008
I TOTALLY agree with UnkemptFilmFan. DAVID TENNANT FOR THE RIDDLER!!!! He even expressed interest in playing the part in an issue of Wizard!

Oh, and Megan Fox is a skank. I don't know how anyone can find her remotely attractive. Maybe it's because I prefer clean women over the slutty, dirty ones. *shrug*
I TOTALLY agree with UnkemptFilmFan. DAVID TENNANT FOR THE RIDDLER!!!! He even expressed interest in playing the part in an issue of Wizard!

Oh, and Megan Fox is a skank. I don't know how anyone can find her remotely attractive. Maybe it's because I prefer clean women over the slutty, dirty ones. *shrug*
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3:19PM on 08/15/2008
Penguin as a freak was done in Batman Returns. It was horrible. He needs to be a normal person.

YES. Tennant for Riddler!
Penguin as a freak was done in Batman Returns. It was horrible. He needs to be a normal person.

YES. Tennant for Riddler!
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3:06PM on 08/15/2008

Hit That!

I didn't know who Brian Austen Green was so after doing a quick image search I saw his face, laughed, and said no.

Maybe it's just me but David Tennant=The Riddler.
I didn't know who Brian Austen Green was so after doing a quick image search I saw his face, laughed, and said no.

Maybe it's just me but David Tennant=The Riddler.
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3:02PM on 08/15/2008

penguin

My vote would be for a very dark penguin plot, make him a freak, a FU-REEEKK and have him terrorize people from below the ground. They could write it better than the cheesy dark night, 2 boats in a harbor plot device, and have the whole criminal underbelly represented by the loathesome penguin.

Then add in a riddler sub-plot and its gold. IMHO. They already changed the icon of one villian, go for broke and make it two. Put philip seymor hoffman in a penguin suit, cover him with shit, and
My vote would be for a very dark penguin plot, make him a freak, a FU-REEEKK and have him terrorize people from below the ground. They could write it better than the cheesy dark night, 2 boats in a harbor plot device, and have the whole criminal underbelly represented by the loathesome penguin.

Then add in a riddler sub-plot and its gold. IMHO. They already changed the icon of one villian, go for broke and make it two. Put philip seymor hoffman in a penguin suit, cover him with shit, and tell him he can't be an aristocrat in a crumbling, depraved city, and add Nolan magic... VOILA, good sequel on the way.
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2:58PM on 08/15/2008

fly

Fly, she's not that special when you meet her in person.
Fly, she's not that special when you meet her in person.
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2:50PM on 08/15/2008
Gotta give him credit for thinking he could actually follow up Ledger as one of Nolan's villains, however I supremely doubt he needs to get his hopes up.
Gotta give him credit for thinking he could actually follow up Ledger as one of Nolan's villains, however I supremely doubt he needs to get his hopes up.
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2:20PM on 08/15/2008

HMMMM

Although he was good in Sarah Connor I don't think he's up to Nolan's work on Batman.

Personally I think Nolan should go with a lesser known villain this time as the main story but arc it with a more common villain.

Someone like Hush would be amazing. His background story & the character fits perfectly in Nolan's Gotham.

Check out this if you've never heard of Hush:

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Although he was good in Sarah Connor I don't think he's up to Nolan's work on Batman.

Personally I think Nolan should go with a lesser known villain this time as the main story but arc it with a more common villain.

Someone like Hush would be amazing. His background story & the character fits perfectly in Nolan's Gotham.

Check out this if you've never heard of Hush:

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1:40PM on 08/15/2008
He's not bad at all in Sarah Connor Chronicles.
He's not bad at all in Sarah Connor Chronicles.
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1:17PM on 08/15/2008

hit it

you heard!
you heard!
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1:16PM on 08/15/2008

hit it

you heard!
you heard!
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1:07PM on 08/15/2008

I'd rather fly

Megan Fox's personality ruins it for me. She seems like the most stuck up bitch ever. Plus she's to slutty for my taste. I go for the classy women my friends.
Megan Fox's personality ruins it for me. She seems like the most stuck up bitch ever. Plus she's to slutty for my taste. I go for the classy women my friends.
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12:59PM on 08/15/2008
im pretty sure that if i could fly, then fox would want me. since id be the only one able to do it.

i dont want 90210 in my batman,
im pretty sure that if i could fly, then fox would want me. since id be the only one able to do it.

i dont want 90210 in my batman,
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12:55PM on 08/15/2008
I think Nolan would look at him at least...but then dismiss him pretty quick.

And to the extra tidbit...Humans have gone since the dawn of time without flying...So I think we'll be fine without it. Fox on the other hand...is a different experience altogether =P

I second Beatrix for Poison Ivy!
I think Nolan would look at him at least...but then dismiss him pretty quick.

And to the extra tidbit...Humans have gone since the dawn of time without flying...So I think we'll be fine without it. Fox on the other hand...is a different experience altogether =P

I second Beatrix for Poison Ivy!
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12:55PM on 08/15/2008
Who the hell cares if he posts a picture of Megan Fox, This is a movie news website and these kinds of pictures are posted with the news articles, (and if you were joking I apologize, I'm not good at sarcasm).

Now BAG must be crazy, I don't know what the hell Fox has him on to have him think that.
Who the hell cares if he posts a picture of Megan Fox, This is a movie news website and these kinds of pictures are posted with the news articles, (and if you were joking I apologize, I'm not good at sarcasm).

Now BAG must be crazy, I don't know what the hell Fox has him on to have him think that.
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12:31PM on 08/15/2008
Seriously if you want us to read your articles you can not post those types of pictures. I stared at it for about 10 mintues before I was even able to read the first 2 words, I got to "In anot" before I was distracted by that picture again. It took me 1 hour 17 minutes to read it and 2 hours and 32 minutes all together looking at the picture. I could have watched TDK in that time.

Really though TDK Sequel:
Catwoman - Kiera Knightley
Bane or Black Mask
Bane - Mickey Rourke
Black Mask
Seriously if you want us to read your articles you can not post those types of pictures. I stared at it for about 10 mintues before I was even able to read the first 2 words, I got to "In anot" before I was distracted by that picture again. It took me 1 hour 17 minutes to read it and 2 hours and 32 minutes all together looking at the picture. I could have watched TDK in that time.

Really though TDK Sequel:
Catwoman - Kiera Knightley
Bane or Black Mask
Bane - Mickey Rourke
Black Mask - Clive Owen
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12:01PM on 08/15/2008

YEAH, RIGHT

... and call a movie Gotham City 90210 while we're at it.
... and call a movie Gotham City 90210 while we're at it.
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11:54AM on 08/15/2008
Now that I'm endorsing him as The Riddler, but what's with all the hate on Brian Austin Green? Yeah, the 90210 thing aside, has anyone seen him on The Sarah Connor Chronicles? Dude kicks some ass on that show!
Now that I'm endorsing him as The Riddler, but what's with all the hate on Brian Austin Green? Yeah, the 90210 thing aside, has anyone seen him on The Sarah Connor Chronicles? Dude kicks some ass on that show!
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11:41AM on 08/15/2008
I'm all for casting Beatrix as Poison Ivy.
I'm all for casting Beatrix as Poison Ivy.
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11:03AM on 08/15/2008
Yeah I think that doing Fox gives you some sort of powers into making yourself believe you are a BAMF.

She is hot, and doable but with him? No thank you.
Yeah I think that doing Fox gives you some sort of powers into making yourself believe you are a BAMF.

She is hot, and doable but with him? No thank you.
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10:02AM on 08/15/2008
Who gives a f*ck about Brian whatshisface...Nolan wouldn't even look in his direction. In fact, Nolan wouldn't even be in the same radius.

Oh and about the 'Extra Tidbit' : Mmmm...hitting that would be the equivalent of flying dude...so I would hit that uh-huh uh-huh! Megan visits me in my dreams every now and then.
Who gives a f*ck about Brian whatshisface...Nolan wouldn't even look in his direction. In fact, Nolan wouldn't even be in the same radius.

Oh and about the 'Extra Tidbit' : Mmmm...hitting that would be the equivalent of flying dude...so I would hit that uh-huh uh-huh! Megan visits me in my dreams every now and then.
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9:37AM on 08/15/2008

delusional

Green is either high on crack or just crazy! He might have a shot as a custodial engineer on the next bat film but that is about it! He has the acting range of a cardboard box.

He does deserve some credit for tapping Fox! That's about it!

Stick to 90210 reunions dude!!!
Green is either high on crack or just crazy! He might have a shot as a custodial engineer on the next bat film but that is about it! He has the acting range of a cardboard box.

He does deserve some credit for tapping Fox! That's about it!

Stick to 90210 reunions dude!!!
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