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Brooklyn Decker brings her boobs to sink the Battleship

08.17.2010

I'm just waiting for the Rifftrax version of this.

I don't mean to pre-judge, but this BATTLESHIP film just sounds like all kinds of bad. Now, Brooklyn Decker has decided to come aboard the stinky ship, according to our friends at Latino Review. Decker will play the role of Sam, opposite Taylor Kitsch. Most likely as a love interest of some kind.

Not to be so negative about Mrs. Decker, but her usual gig is putting on lingerie for Victoria Secret, then on weekends really small bikinis for issues of Sports Illustrated. Are we getting our "acting talent" from Victoria Secret now? (I'm looking at you Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.) Singer, rapper, and frequent user of auto-tune, Rihanna was cast in this as well. But I guess if the movie is about aliens attacking a battleship, they have to cast accordingly.

I like alien invasion movies. I just fear the worst for this one. Why did Universal decide to take the gamble on this? There just seems to be no logical decision on keeping it around, unless they think that Alexander Skarsgard can pull in the TRUE BLOOD fanbase--which is highly doubtful.

Is it wrong to judge it so soon? Is there a glimmer hope for the film?

Extra Tidbit: Peter Berg. Would you rather have him behind the camera or in front of it?
Source: Latino Review

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11:08AM on 08/18/2010
GUY 1: "Did you know they're making a Battleship movie?"
GUY 2: "What? That's lame."

GUY 1: "It's got boobs in it."
GUY 2: "What time are we going to see it?"
GUY 1: "Did you know they're making a Battleship movie?"
GUY 2: "What? That's lame."

GUY 1: "It's got boobs in it."
GUY 2: "What time are we going to see it?"
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9:42AM on 08/18/2010
The casting for this movie already has me cheering on the alien invaders.
The casting for this movie already has me cheering on the alien invaders.
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8:28AM on 08/18/2010

ACTION. BUDGETS AND RISKY

For a movie that has a 200million budget, I say tha the casting of it is so stupid and risky! My only guess would be that it has such great action that it doesn't matter who plays what ... ex Independence Day! No cast, but yet it made almost 800million worldwide! We will see!!!
For a movie that has a 200million budget, I say tha the casting of it is so stupid and risky! My only guess would be that it has such great action that it doesn't matter who plays what ... ex Independence Day! No cast, but yet it made almost 800million worldwide! We will see!!!
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2:35AM on 08/18/2010

Stuuuuuuuuuuupid!

The movie gets the MEGA MEH!
The movie gets the MEGA MEH!
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10:23PM on 08/17/2010
I'm so pumped for this movie! When do we get a release date???
I'm so pumped for this movie! When do we get a release date???
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10:24PM on 08/17/2010
~jk
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9:01PM on 08/17/2010
Hollywood is running out of ideas since a long time ago.. but this is low..
Hollywood is running out of ideas since a long time ago.. but this is low..
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8:50PM on 08/17/2010
Man this film will be a hell of a treat for the Razzie Awards in the future.
Man this film will be a hell of a treat for the Razzie Awards in the future.
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8:10PM on 08/17/2010
As much as I love Brooklyn Decker (and I *do* love my Brooklyn Decker), I must say I'm still not feeling this. I'll stick with the Sports Illustrated pics and the poster hanging on my wall.
As much as I love Brooklyn Decker (and I *do* love my Brooklyn Decker), I must say I'm still not feeling this. I'll stick with the Sports Illustrated pics and the poster hanging on my wall.
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7:07PM on 08/17/2010
Jealous much Ms. Stephens?
Jealous much Ms. Stephens?
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8:01PM on 08/17/2010
Why would she be? She's not about to star in an inevitable piece of shit.
Why would she be? She's not about to star in an inevitable piece of shit.
8:19PM on 08/17/2010
What am I supposed to be jealous of? All I did was comment on the acting ability of the actresses involved in this project. Plus Diyalated Peepols is right. I would know better than to star in an inevitable piece of shit. I'd rather be on the beach modeling the tiny bikini.

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it. I am jealous she gets to be in a movie with Alexander Skarsgard.
What am I supposed to be jealous of? All I did was comment on the acting ability of the actresses involved in this project. Plus Diyalated Peepols is right. I would know better than to star in an inevitable piece of shit. I'd rather be on the beach modeling the tiny bikini.

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it. I am jealous she gets to be in a movie with Alexander Skarsgard.
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5:53PM on 08/17/2010

this movie...

has pretty much nothing going for it. Non-actors, a no name lead, based off a board game (which is pretty overstated imo, it's a loose adaptation if anything) Basically all it has is Peter Berg, and he's hit or miss. Who's hyped for this?
has pretty much nothing going for it. Non-actors, a no name lead, based off a board game (which is pretty overstated imo, it's a loose adaptation if anything) Basically all it has is Peter Berg, and he's hit or miss. Who's hyped for this?
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5:21PM on 08/17/2010

All hope is gone

Ever since Transformers 2 and Rise of Cobra. Damn you Hasbro.
Ever since Transformers 2 and Rise of Cobra. Damn you Hasbro.
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