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05.27.2009

Okay Mr. Cage, it's not funny anymore. We get that you don't like being bald, and that you hate the fact that your films have the potential to act as a documentary of your textbook male pattern baldness. But to choose roles based solely on the fact that you get to wear some sort of ridiculous wig instead? It's narcissistic first, and second it's unfair to your dwindling fanbase. These photos of you on the set of THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE that we just uncovered will have the web buzzing about how silly your hair looks and not about how good the film looks. Remember your hair in LEAVING LAS VEGAS, the film that won you your Oscar? That's probably the way to go from here on in. Oh and one more thing Nic; does Elvis' daughter swallow?

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12:14PM on 05/28/2009
Cage totally lost it, and gives us piece of shit after piece of shit after piece of shit after asshole.

It's gotten to the point that when I see his face I almost vomit.
Cage totally lost it, and gives us piece of shit after piece of shit after piece of shit after asshole.

It's gotten to the point that when I see his face I almost vomit.
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12:12PM on 05/28/2009

ah, NC

I think Nic Cage is still very salvagable. He has made some SHIT lately, to be sure...but the EXCELLENT Lord of War was only 4 years ago...he put in a good performance in World Trade Center in 06...and he showed he is game for anything with his Grindhouse Fu Manchu cameo. The Cage will be back.
I think Nic Cage is still very salvagable. He has made some SHIT lately, to be sure...but the EXCELLENT Lord of War was only 4 years ago...he put in a good performance in World Trade Center in 06...and he showed he is game for anything with his Grindhouse Fu Manchu cameo. The Cage will be back.
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11:56AM on 05/28/2009

LOL it is funny

Those photo's have totally brightend up my day.
Those photo's have totally brightend up my day.
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7:31AM on 05/28/2009

Damn Shame

Cage used to be cool -- starred in some great films: Wild At Heart, Face-Off, The Rock, Raising Arizona... but possibly one of my favourite's must be...

CON HAIR.

"Put the bunny back in the box".
Cage used to be cool -- starred in some great films: Wild At Heart, Face-Off, The Rock, Raising Arizona... but possibly one of my favourite's must be...

CON HAIR.

"Put the bunny back in the box".
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7:09AM on 05/28/2009

lighten up, Esteban

as for the broad-shouldered girl in the pictures... yeah, i'd date her
as for the broad-shouldered girl in the pictures... yeah, i'd date her
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6:55AM on 05/28/2009
Hey, another hair-joke! That's original! Meh. You know what's sad? The people joking at his hair and not about the actual news.

The man gives us terrific performances once in a while. We should be thankfull for that. Who cares if his hair is falling out? 'Lord of War', 'Matchstick Men', 'Adaptation', great, great, great!

Hey, another hair-joke! That's original! Meh. You know what's sad? The people joking at his hair and not about the actual news.

The man gives us terrific performances once in a while. We should be thankfull for that. Who cares if his hair is falling out? 'Lord of War', 'Matchstick Men', 'Adaptation', great, great, great!

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3:24AM on 05/28/2009

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Raising Arizona.
Raising Arizona.
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2:02AM on 05/28/2009

GENE WILDER HAIR!!!

Cage needs to play Gene Wilder in a bio pic.. seriously.. jesus christ...
Cage needs to play Gene Wilder in a bio pic.. seriously.. jesus christ...
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12:07AM on 05/28/2009
*how it could-
*how it could-
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12:06AM on 05/28/2009

Definitely "Adaptation."

While I never really stopped to think about how strange his hair is in the movie, I can see how distract you. Still, great movie, great acting, great everything.

While I never really stopped to think about how strange his hair is in the movie, I can see how distract you. Still, great movie, great acting, great everything.

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10:55PM on 05/27/2009
Seriously? Could you guys just shut up about his hair already? You wanna know whats not funny anymore? The fact you writers keep friggin talking about how ridiculous his hair is...WHO CARES
Seriously? Could you guys just shut up about his hair already? You wanna know whats not funny anymore? The fact you writers keep friggin talking about how ridiculous his hair is...WHO CARES
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10:11PM on 05/27/2009
Nic Cage is, in my opinion, an absolutely terrible actor...but I suppose he was tolerable in Lord of War. I just wish he'd learn a thing or two about inflection...or he could just be monotone for the rest of his career. Thats cool too.

Ill never make fun of Tom Hanks Da Vinci Code hair again after seeing this.
Nic Cage is, in my opinion, an absolutely terrible actor...but I suppose he was tolerable in Lord of War. I just wish he'd learn a thing or two about inflection...or he could just be monotone for the rest of his career. Thats cool too.

Ill never make fun of Tom Hanks Da Vinci Code hair again after seeing this.
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9:52PM on 05/27/2009
Lord of War and The Weather Man are two of my favorite movies. But then again, The Wicker Man is my least favorite movie ever..
Lord of War and The Weather Man are two of my favorite movies. But then again, The Wicker Man is my least favorite movie ever..
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9:46PM on 05/27/2009

This is the only possible rational explanation

I truly do believe that Nic Cage's toupee is an evil alien parasite that's been permanently latched onto Nic Cage's skull and is slowly feeding on his brain cells. How else can you explain all this???
I truly do believe that Nic Cage's toupee is an evil alien parasite that's been permanently latched onto Nic Cage's skull and is slowly feeding on his brain cells. How else can you explain all this???
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9:10PM on 05/27/2009

Last great movie?

Probably "Lord of War." It holds a special place for me because I got so angry after watching it the first time, and I still do. And he's quite good in it, though Jared Leto and Eamon Walker are better.

Oh, and his hair wasn't terribly hokey in it, either.
Probably "Lord of War." It holds a special place for me because I got so angry after watching it the first time, and I still do. And he's quite good in it, though Jared Leto and Eamon Walker are better.

Oh, and his hair wasn't terribly hokey in it, either.
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9:09PM on 05/27/2009
Lord of War and Weather Man were good movies, but that was 4 years ago.
Lord of War and Weather Man were good movies, but that was 4 years ago.
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8:16PM on 05/27/2009
hahaha thats awesome.
hahaha thats awesome.
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8:11PM on 05/27/2009
more like:

cage's hair is lol

more like:

cage's hair is lol

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8:01PM on 05/27/2009

Air Con?

Oh it was fun.
Oh it was fun.
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7:41PM on 05/27/2009

OH NO

Forget the hair, after seeing that trailer for Bad Lieutenant: Port of Bullshit -- That trailer looked fucking awful! The crappy harmonica music over it - UGH! Now Cage has even dragged Herzog into the pitts of shittyness. Enough is enough; Cage needs to be stopped.
Forget the hair, after seeing that trailer for Bad Lieutenant: Port of Bullshit -- That trailer looked fucking awful! The crappy harmonica music over it - UGH! Now Cage has even dragged Herzog into the pitts of shittyness. Enough is enough; Cage needs to be stopped.
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7:32PM on 05/27/2009

How is this relevent?

Why do you people care so much about his hair? This has to be at least the 3rd article in a year about Nic Cage's hair I've read on here and on The Arrow. Is this a fashion website now?
Why do you people care so much about his hair? This has to be at least the 3rd article in a year about Nic Cage's hair I've read on here and on The Arrow. Is this a fashion website now?
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7:31PM on 05/27/2009

Bad Lieutenant

Just checked out the trailer for Bad Lieutenant over at AICN. Wow. I'd never laughed that hard in my entire life.

Shoot him again, his soul is still dancing !
Just checked out the trailer for Bad Lieutenant over at AICN. Wow. I'd never laughed that hard in my entire life.

Shoot him again, his soul is still dancing !
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7:25PM on 05/27/2009

Okay...

I used to think he was great, but he's been horrific for a while now. And making money has zero to do with quality. His films may have made money, but so does McDonald's; you wouldn't really call the food served there quality, would you? Cage's acting is the equivalent of a double cheeseburger and fries. Expensive for what you get, leaving you feeling unimpressed and hungry for something more substantial. And you can take that to the bank!
I used to think he was great, but he's been horrific for a while now. And making money has zero to do with quality. His films may have made money, but so does McDonald's; you wouldn't really call the food served there quality, would you? Cage's acting is the equivalent of a double cheeseburger and fries. Expensive for what you get, leaving you feeling unimpressed and hungry for something more substantial. And you can take that to the bank!
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7:12PM on 05/27/2009

Once again...

what in the hell are you people talking about? He's had a bad couple of years? Seriously? It's one thing if you don't like the movies he's putting out but to deny his movies still make money is ridiculously stupid. 3 out of his last 5 films have made massive bank...now I don't know about you but to me that doesn't seem bad to me.

I swear some of you people that use this site are beyond fickle and will bitch about anything.
what in the hell are you people talking about? He's had a bad couple of years? Seriously? It's one thing if you don't like the movies he's putting out but to deny his movies still make money is ridiculously stupid. 3 out of his last 5 films have made massive bank...now I don't know about you but to me that doesn't seem bad to me.

I swear some of you people that use this site are beyond fickle and will bitch about anything.
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7:08PM on 05/27/2009
hair= upgrade.
have you people seen his real hair lately?
im still loling over wicker man.
hair= upgrade.
have you people seen his real hair lately?
im still loling over wicker man.
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7:02PM on 05/27/2009
Even his rubbish films are still pretty entertaining. I can't dislike the guy that much because he just has this oddly endearing, bug eyed nut job thing going on that makes him fun to watch. If Leaving Las Vegas ends up being the best thing he ever does, then that's fine. Awesome film.
Even his rubbish films are still pretty entertaining. I can't dislike the guy that much because he just has this oddly endearing, bug eyed nut job thing going on that makes him fun to watch. If Leaving Las Vegas ends up being the best thing he ever does, then that's fine. Awesome film.
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7:01PM on 05/27/2009
C'mon folks, don't be hatin' on Nick. The hair just help him flesh out the character.

No? Well, I tried...
C'mon folks, don't be hatin' on Nick. The hair just help him flesh out the character.

No? Well, I tried...
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6:59PM on 05/27/2009

What the Fu--!

Oh dear, that is horrific.
Where on earth did he get Mickey Rourke's hair from the wrestler from?
Cage, what happened? You used to be a great actor, and now you simply mumble and sleepwalk through ever film you're in; if you don't give care about what you do anymore, maybe it's time to quit.
Oh dear, that is horrific.
Where on earth did he get Mickey Rourke's hair from the wrestler from?
Cage, what happened? You used to be a great actor, and now you simply mumble and sleepwalk through ever film you're in; if you don't give care about what you do anymore, maybe it's time to quit.
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6:44PM on 05/27/2009
Face/Off = greatist nic cage movie.
Face/Off = greatist nic cage movie.
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6:38PM on 05/27/2009
I'd say either Matchstick Men or Adaptation. I thought Lord of War was kinda a let down.
I'd say either Matchstick Men or Adaptation. I thought Lord of War was kinda a let down.
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6:19PM on 05/27/2009
Adaptation.

Man does he look ridiculous
Adaptation.

Man does he look ridiculous
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6:17PM on 05/27/2009

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The last great Nic Cage movie was actually a trailer.

Werewolf Women of the SS

The last real movie I liked was Lord of War. I think Nic did a good job and didn't do his usual over the top schtick, He is always at his best when he's underplaying his roles...

That's my 2cents
The last great Nic Cage movie was actually a trailer.

Werewolf Women of the SS

The last real movie I liked was Lord of War. I think Nic did a good job and didn't do his usual over the top schtick, He is always at his best when he's underplaying his roles...

That's my 2cents
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6:11PM on 05/27/2009

ss

The last great Nic Cage movie was actually a trailer.

Werewolf Women of the SS

The last real movie I liked was Lord of War. I think Nic did a good job and didn't do his usual over the top schtick, He is always at his best when he's underplaying his roles...

That's my 2cents
The last great Nic Cage movie was actually a trailer.

Werewolf Women of the SS

The last real movie I liked was Lord of War. I think Nic did a good job and didn't do his usual over the top schtick, He is always at his best when he's underplaying his roles...

That's my 2cents
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6:11PM on 05/27/2009
i don't think he really cares anymore he has already won an Oscar for best actor in Leaving Las Vegas and is a top Hollywood name he is just doing it for money and fun these days

also i think the national treasure films are good fun
i don't think he really cares anymore he has already won an Oscar for best actor in Leaving Las Vegas and is a top Hollywood name he is just doing it for money and fun these days

also i think the national treasure films are good fun
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6:09PM on 05/27/2009
The first National Treasure was good, not great though.

Family Man and Weatherman are both solid movies.

Hes just had a bad few years the past 2 or 3.
The first National Treasure was good, not great though.

Family Man and Weatherman are both solid movies.

Hes just had a bad few years the past 2 or 3.
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6:07PM on 05/27/2009

hehe

i loved The Weather Man, but it was not great. I think the last GREAT Nic Cage movie has to be Adaptation. Love Charlie Kaufman!
i loved The Weather Man, but it was not great. I think the last GREAT Nic Cage movie has to be Adaptation. Love Charlie Kaufman!
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