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CAN: Ass-Tastic 08!

05.22.2008

The CANNES FILM FESTIVAL is about movies first and foremost, but it's also about the ladies. Gals with fine derrières if I may be so bold to add. In 2006 when I last attended this fine Film Festival, in this fine country, filled with lots of fine chick asses, I took it upon myself to go hunt for tail, but not with a shotgun, with a camera my friends, National Geography style you know? Well, this year, I've done it again. Now beach ass has been rare in these parts since its been raining every other day. I did what I could, for you... yes... for you. I give you Ass-Tastic Part Deux!


Hey! Its an ass no?


I wanna play chess on that ass!


Bumped up ass!


Two for one ass!


What an ass on that ass!


Cannes Party ass! Sorry about the blur, it was dark in there!


The one cheek up ass...ahhh...so cute...


It was love at first ass!


A Jack...ASS!


The peek-under ass!


Beach bum ass!


My fav ass!


Another look at my fav ass!


What the...?


Ass brochette anyone? (click for very big version).


Now THAT'S and mean THAT's AN ASSSS!

Source: JoBlo.com

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4:35PM on 05/24/2008

I stand by it!

If some people got offended by this story - GOOD! In this day and age of PC OVERLOAD I take it as a compliment. We like to have fun here at JoBlo.com, we're not Times Mag, so along with the regular slew of Cannes reviews, we do stuff like this to spice things up, I am personally proud of the piece (u try getting pics of girls asses without getting decked) and if I have anything to say about it, next year it will be CANNES BOOBS... he he he...
If some people got offended by this story - GOOD! In this day and age of PC OVERLOAD I take it as a compliment. We like to have fun here at JoBlo.com, we're not Times Mag, so along with the regular slew of Cannes reviews, we do stuff like this to spice things up, I am personally proud of the piece (u try getting pics of girls asses without getting decked) and if I have anything to say about it, next year it will be CANNES BOOBS... he he he...
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4:23PM on 05/23/2008

Sorry, I have to disagree...

... I actually really love it when the sites Joblo & Arrow post misogynistic material. It's one of the reasons I visit the site. Keep up the good work. Pictures of hot, barely clothed women are always welcome! Enjoy the rest of Cannes guys.

Speaking of cans, how about some boob shots from Cannes? I mean, everybody loves breasts right? Get to work on some cans from Cannes. Thanks.
... I actually really love it when the sites Joblo & Arrow post misogynistic material. It's one of the reasons I visit the site. Keep up the good work. Pictures of hot, barely clothed women are always welcome! Enjoy the rest of Cannes guys.

Speaking of cans, how about some boob shots from Cannes? I mean, everybody loves breasts right? Get to work on some cans from Cannes. Thanks.
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6:10AM on 05/23/2008
I really wish that all the very straight male-oriented sexual stuff of JoBlo.com were reserved for the MovieHotties site, and not plaguing these updates.

That said, wow, what asses.
I really wish that all the very straight male-oriented sexual stuff of JoBlo.com were reserved for the MovieHotties site, and not plaguing these updates.

That said, wow, what asses.
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9:27PM on 05/22/2008

I really don't...

Ok, the only thing I hate about this site is like posting news about the most disgusting and perverted stuff! Seriously, be real men and get a life! This is just disgusting and really stupid!
Ok, the only thing I hate about this site is like posting news about the most disgusting and perverted stuff! Seriously, be real men and get a life! This is just disgusting and really stupid!
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9:04PM on 05/22/2008

mehhh

more like flat-tastic

and yes. kinda creepy
more like flat-tastic

and yes. kinda creepy
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1:18PM on 05/22/2008
hahah cool..even if a lil creepy.
hahah cool..even if a lil creepy.
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8:32AM on 05/22/2008
Fant-ASS-tic
Fant-ASS-tic
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8:14AM on 05/22/2008
Hahahaha, Awesome! I laughed my ASS off with those funny ASS captions. Looking at all that ASS has got my ASS worked up in a frenzy.



Ass.
Hahahaha, Awesome! I laughed my ASS off with those funny ASS captions. Looking at all that ASS has got my ASS worked up in a frenzy.



Ass.
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