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Check out the sweet T&A in the new Machete red band trailer

Jul. 23, 2010by: Niki Stephens

Sounds like fans who attended the MACHETE party were pleased! Except for Jason Adams who may have gotten taco poisoning.

During the party for the film, three new amazing clips were shown. Two of them involving Machete before getting laid or after getting laid. He seems to get a lot of tang in this film doesn't he?

Do you want more tang? And I'm not talking about that stuff the astronauts drink. I'm talking ladies sans clothes. There's also some bad ass action scenes and De Niro sharing a moment with Jeff Fahey. Also you've got to be over 18 to watch this, we don't want your Mothers writing us angry emails. We get enough of those already.

Extra Tidbit: Head on over here to check out our interview with Robert Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, and Michelle Rodriguez.
Source: IGN

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2:52PM on 07/23/2010
I'm sold.
I'm sold.
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2:55PM on 07/23/2010

OMMFG!

Epic....just epic.
Epic....just epic.
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2:56PM on 07/23/2010
This gets my tramp stamp of approval!
This gets my tramp stamp of approval!
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2:56PM on 07/23/2010
WHY release this in theaters? The only audience for it is on DVD.
WHY release this in theaters? The only audience for it is on DVD.
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12:54AM on 07/24/2010
"lol just wait till you see the box office when this comes out. lol you'll feel really dumb. "

Do you wanna apologize for that now or later?
"lol just wait till you see the box office when this comes out. lol you'll feel really dumb. "

Do you wanna apologize for that now or later?
10:18PM on 07/23/2010
I was actually surprised when Grindhouse didn't make money but I'll be shocked if this makes more than a few million at the box office. A lot of people are going to want to own this on DVD but most peopledon't go the movies to see people shot or cut open.
I was actually surprised when Grindhouse didn't make money but I'll be shocked if this makes more than a few million at the box office. A lot of people are going to want to own this on DVD but most peopledon't go the movies to see people shot or cut open.
4:43PM on 07/23/2010
lol just wait till you see the box office when this comes out. lol you'll feel really dumb.
lol just wait till you see the box office when this comes out. lol you'll feel really dumb.
3:07PM on 07/23/2010
Thanks for all the thumbs down but you know it's true. This movie ain't making shit.
Thanks for all the thumbs down but you know it's true. This movie ain't making shit.
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2:57PM on 07/23/2010
If anybody wasn't sure about this before, there is no question now.
If anybody wasn't sure about this before, there is no question now.
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2:58PM on 07/23/2010
If anybody wasn't sure about this before, there is no question now.
If anybody wasn't sure about this before, there is no question now.
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3:11PM on 07/23/2010
That will do fine. lol
That will do fine. lol
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3:14PM on 07/23/2010

YES YES YES

that was so fucking awesome
that was so fucking awesome
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3:22PM on 07/23/2010

WHAT?!?!!

Is this going to be the best movie ever???I'm going to watch the trailer ten more times!!!
Is this going to be the best movie ever???I'm going to watch the trailer ten more times!!!
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3:28PM on 07/23/2010
I'm down for the most part, but some of the CGI blood looked terrible..
I'm down for the most part, but some of the CGI blood looked terrible..
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3:32PM on 07/23/2010
Bold.
Bold.
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3:35PM on 07/23/2010
This has "FUCKING GOLD" stamped all over in blood, guts, and boob juice. Intestinal rappelling FTW!
This has "FUCKING GOLD" stamped all over in blood, guts, and boob juice. Intestinal rappelling FTW!
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3:38PM on 07/23/2010

Meh

What's the big deal? A little nipple and everyone's all, "Ooooh, you gotta be 18!!" Nipples!" Big deal. Fuck
What's the big deal? A little nipple and everyone's all, "Ooooh, you gotta be 18!!" Nipples!" Big deal. Fuck
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3:56PM on 07/23/2010
Hmmm, Cheech lines really did it for me.LMAO. Damn, Robert. Let get Deadpool next, buddy
Hmmm, Cheech lines really did it for me.LMAO. Damn, Robert. Let get Deadpool next, buddy
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4:12PM on 07/23/2010

MF'in greatness

Blood, tits, mayhem, action and ass...can't fuckin wait. Great cast as well; it's the whole MF'in deal.
Blood, tits, mayhem, action and ass...can't fuckin wait. Great cast as well; it's the whole MF'in deal.
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4:28PM on 07/23/2010

MACHETE

This is the thing I'm looking foward this summer !
This is the thing I'm looking foward this summer !
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4:31PM on 07/23/2010
"Now get the f*ck out" had me rolling.
"Now get the f*ck out" had me rolling.
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4:53PM on 07/23/2010
I don't know who this Musheddy guy is, but I know I'm rooting MAH-CHEH-TEH.
I don't know who this Musheddy guy is, but I know I'm rooting MAH-CHEH-TEH.
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5:36PM on 07/23/2010
I'm gonna get raped with thumbs down but it's just my opinion.. other then trejo or Rodriguez die-hards this movie has little audience appeal and will likely under-achieve at the box office. It looks like a jumbled mess from the trailers but I'll probly check it out on dvd. The box office for The Expendables could give us a ballpark for this.
I'm gonna get raped with thumbs down but it's just my opinion.. other then trejo or Rodriguez die-hards this movie has little audience appeal and will likely under-achieve at the box office. It looks like a jumbled mess from the trailers but I'll probly check it out on dvd. The box office for The Expendables could give us a ballpark for this.
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11:30PM on 07/23/2010
Hollywood is a business, for sure - but the more movies like this that dont have to appeal to every demographic on earth to be made, the better.
Hollywood is a business, for sure - but the more movies like this that dont have to appeal to every demographic on earth to be made, the better.
8:41PM on 07/23/2010
You're probably right about this movie having little mainstream appeal... but that doesn't mean it's going to be any less entertaining!
You're probably right about this movie having little mainstream appeal... but that doesn't mean it's going to be any less entertaining!
6:14PM on 07/23/2010
Oh God YES
Oh God YES
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6:17PM on 07/23/2010

ROTFLMAO

"I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the f**k out!"

I'm all over this flick.
"I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the f**k out!"

I'm all over this flick.
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9:26PM on 07/23/2010
So i gather it won't be a PG-13,but is it going to get a R rating.
So i gather it won't be a PG-13,but is it going to get a R rating.
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9:54PM on 07/23/2010

Sweet Holy Crap...

This is going to RAWK!!
This is going to RAWK!!
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10:24PM on 07/23/2010
Hell yes!! This looks like it is going to kick major ASS!!
Hell yes!! This looks like it is going to kick major ASS!!
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2:02AM on 07/24/2010

Danny Trejo....

...is the MAN! About time he got his own lead on a major flick!
P.S. Robert Rodriguez can do no wrong (although I cant vouch for spy kids)
...is the MAN! About time he got his own lead on a major flick!
P.S. Robert Rodriguez can do no wrong (although I cant vouch for spy kids)
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12:27PM on 07/24/2010
Spy Kids wasn't bad. The Adventure of Shark Boy and Lava Girl and Shorts, on the other hand, were. Spy Kids 1 and 2 demonstrated he was capable of making hard R films and family friendly movies that were also fun, but The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl suggests he should avoid getting his ideas from his children.
Spy Kids wasn't bad. The Adventure of Shark Boy and Lava Girl and Shorts, on the other hand, were. Spy Kids 1 and 2 demonstrated he was capable of making hard R films and family friendly movies that were also fun, but The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl suggests he should avoid getting his ideas from his children.
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4:06AM on 07/24/2010
FUCK YEAH!!
FUCK YEAH!!
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9:24AM on 07/24/2010

AWESOME

It's all sick, in a good way, LOL I wonder we get a nice kiss between Jessica and Michelle!? LOL
It's all sick, in a good way, LOL I wonder we get a nice kiss between Jessica and Michelle!? LOL
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10:30AM on 07/24/2010
I love it!
I love it!
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5:38PM on 07/24/2010

Can't WAIT!

Wish they showed that version in front of Predators. And I wish that other legend, Al Pacino, would do stuff like this. Oh well. Machete!!!
Wish they showed that version in front of Predators. And I wish that other legend, Al Pacino, would do stuff like this. Oh well. Machete!!!
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7:58PM on 07/24/2010

Looks mental

Good tho. Bloody gory fun.
Good to see a bunch of Lost supporting cast back together, though they never worked together on the show.
Good tho. Bloody gory fun.
Good to see a bunch of Lost supporting cast back together, though they never worked together on the show.
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