C'mon Hollywood #221
...The Expendables VS Machete!
by J.A. Hamilton
Together at last, let's hope it was worth the wait
STORY/PLOT: One of the tag lines for THE EXPENDABLES is, “a group of mercenaries head to South America to overthrow a dictator.” Not the most awe-inspiring thing I’ve ever heard. However, the idea of Lundgren’s character having it out with Sly and then turning villain IS pretty cool (not to mention the dictator’s being played by DEXTER’s David Zayas, also cool). MACHETE (which sported a couple groovy trailers via GRINDHOUSE and the movie promo) isn’t delving too highly into new territory either, finding Trejo’s character (a renegade former Mexican Federale), who’s hired to take out a corrupt Senator, but gets double crossed and is then out for blood. The synopsis is like DESPERADO in some ways (no complaints here), which is fitting considering Rodriguez directed it and the MACHETE character was born of it. Hell, action flicks don’t always need clever stories, so I’m gonna have to call this round a TIE.
There's no end to how insanely cool this character looks
RATING: Here’s the difference maker for me. For all the hype THE EXPENDABLES has been pushing (it’s been worse than crack), all it took was one little announcement to derail my enthusiasm. When producer Avi Lerner was asked about violence, he answered by saying they’re shooting two versions of the film, PG-13 and R rated, and plan to go with whichever one “tests better.” Sounds to me like another PG-13 theatrical release (to make the most money), followed by an unrated/director’s cut on DVD/BLU RAY. Rodriguez, on the other hand, is a man who loves his R rated films, no smoke and mirrors there. MACHETE promises to be EVERYTHING a great action flick should be (I’d expect nothing less from Rodriguez), and though a PG-13 EXPENDABLES isn’t written in stone, I’m still gonna have to side with MACHETE here. At least with Rodriguez I KNOW what I’m getting.
Four more reasons why I love Rodriguez (five if you count Trejo)
Make no mistake, I’m pumped as hell for BOTH these films. Guys like Gerard Butler, Jason Statham, Liam Neeson, Christian Bale, Daniel Craig and even Hugh Jackman have ALL been providing some great action titles these past few years, but like I said earlier, things have changed. And when I see a couple films sporting the lineups that Sly and Rodriguez have put together, it takes me back to the late eighties/early nineties when action was “King” and adrenaline seemed to rule Hollywood. Times change, and I can live with that, but I won’t deny the “butterflies in my stomach” feeling I get when rare gems like 300, GLADIATOR and SIN CITY come knocking. I can only hope that MACHETE and THE EXPENDABLES pack even half the punch those films did, and provide us with a couple more additions to our favorite action libraries. So of the two, which are YOU more excited for?
|Extra Tidbit:||I was also a HUGE Van Damme fan growing up, and was unimaginably upset when I heard he turned Sly down. Other than him, I couldn’t help but wonder why Chuck Norris didn’t get a call, or even Wesley Snipes.|