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11.07.2009

Cody the Klingon

There's a new phobic disorder rampaging Hollywood these last few years it seems, and the folks of Urban Dictionary got a name for it: Junophobia, an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Diablo Cody's slang into their lexicon. If you suffer from that condition, don't dunk your marmalade in the trash just yet - there IS help.

Empire Online has taken upon themselves to assist those poor people with their handy guide to the slangy lexicon invented by stripper turned screenwriter Diablo Cody.

Wanna know what your neighbor meant when he invoked Charlton Heston after you rear-ended him? Find out RIGHT HERE (call 911, by the way - you're about to hurt a lot).

To help the more severe cases ease into it, here are a few entries:

 

Sea cucumber [noun] An uncircumcised penis.

As heard in: Jennifer's Body ("I've always wanted to try sea cucumber.")


Maxi Pad [noun] Father. Rhyming slang for dad.

As heard in: United States Of Tara ("Ugh, here comes Maxi Pad.")

 

Bangin' [adjective] Good or great.

As heard in: Jennifer's Body ("He said he always though you and me would make a totally bangin' couple.")

 

Cheese and fries! [exclamation] Rhyming slang for "Jesus Christ!"

As heard in: Jennifer's Body ("Oh, cheese and fries, someone's here!")
Extra Tidbit: I'd be curious to know what Anthony Burgess would think of Cody's slang...
Source: Empire Online

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3:04PM on 11/09/2009

here's one

"'Topia"...

slang for Utopian society where Diablo Cody never existed, but somehow The US of Tara still does.

by the way...does anyone else feel the whole "Diablo Cody" image is a gimmick designed to make her story more interesting than it really is?
"'Topia"...

slang for Utopian society where Diablo Cody never existed, but somehow The US of Tara still does.

by the way...does anyone else feel the whole "Diablo Cody" image is a gimmick designed to make her story more interesting than it really is?
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5:36AM on 11/09/2009
So she rips off cockney rhyming slang and forgotten slang of years past, and she's a genius?
So she rips off cockney rhyming slang and forgotten slang of years past, and she's a genius?
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2:08PM on 11/08/2009

Red Box for Empire

is empire really attributing "buggin'" and "bangin'" to diablo cody? Thats been hip hop slang since the 80's.
is empire really attributing "buggin'" and "bangin'" to diablo cody? Thats been hip hop slang since the 80's.
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9:15PM on 11/07/2009
Well Paris had our girls dressing like stupid whores I guess it's only appropriate that they should speak like them too. Thanks Diablo.
Well Paris had our girls dressing like stupid whores I guess it's only appropriate that they should speak like them too. Thanks Diablo.
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8:45PM on 11/07/2009
wait.. people still pay attention to her after Jennifer's Body?
wait.. people still pay attention to her after Jennifer's Body?
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7:39PM on 11/07/2009
I want to punch her in the throat.
I want to punch her in the throat.
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7:25PM on 11/07/2009
They use "Maxi Pad" in United States of Tara, because the kill-joy father's name is Max. Just saying....
They use "Maxi Pad" in United States of Tara, because the kill-joy father's name is Max. Just saying....
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12:30PM on 11/07/2009
diablo = whore-isms
diablo = whore-isms
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8:47AM on 11/07/2009
I'm sorry but his slang shits all over her slang. One of the many reasons I love A Clockwork Orange and I am keen to read it again and start using that slang to confuse the piss outta ppl.
I'm sorry but his slang shits all over her slang. One of the many reasons I love A Clockwork Orange and I am keen to read it again and start using that slang to confuse the piss outta ppl.
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