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11.02.2007

Did you guys know a new CONAN movie was being made? I didn’t, and it’s my job to know these things. Needless to say, I’m pretty humbled right now, pretty deflated, and I almost don’t feel like going on. But that would be letting my friends and family down, and I’m just not ready to do that, you know? A new teaser poster has been released online, which you can see BELOW, but I use the word ‘teaser’ emphatically, because according to imdb.com, Conan hasn’t even been cast yet. What a presumptuous poster then, to assume that whoever plays Conan will have pythons the size of the dude’s below. There isn’t even a director attached to this thing yet. Shouldn’t they be worrying about that before releasing a rather dull teaser poster?

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Extra Tidbit: Oliver Stone co-wrote the original CONAN THE BARBARIAN.
Source: /Film

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12:58AM on 11/06/2007

Cast Conan O'Brien!

Cast Conan O'Brien! He does a mean Ah'nuld anywayz. LOL.
Cast Conan O'Brien! He does a mean Ah'nuld anywayz. LOL.
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1:31PM on 11/05/2007
The pic they used in that poster is an old Arnold promo.
The pic they used in that poster is an old Arnold promo.
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11:02AM on 11/03/2007

...oh, why not...

Anyone heard about them remaking "Snow White and the 7 Dwarves"?
I hear Megan Fox is signing on as Snow White and several of the dwarves will be Dane Cook, Bernie Mac, and Robin Williams.
They're going to do like Elijah Wood did in LOTR and simulate that they're shorter than they really....

THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
How about enough "reinvisionings"?!
Conan was done by the governor of California and he nailed it.
Just STOP already, Hollywood!
Or in the words of Conan to his once beloved god
Anyone heard about them remaking "Snow White and the 7 Dwarves"?
I hear Megan Fox is signing on as Snow White and several of the dwarves will be Dane Cook, Bernie Mac, and Robin Williams.
They're going to do like Elijah Wood did in LOTR and simulate that they're shorter than they really....

THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
How about enough "reinvisionings"?!
Conan was done by the governor of California and he nailed it.
Just STOP already, Hollywood!
Or in the words of Conan to his once beloved god Crom "To Hell mit you!"
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8:43AM on 11/03/2007

Where ya been, Ben?

Conan has been in the works for years! The original remake was going to star The Rock, but he opted out when Scorpion King came along. The latest rumor has WWE star Triple H in the lead role - we'll see. And JoBlo picked someone else to be on the writing staff? HA!
Conan has been in the works for years! The original remake was going to star The Rock, but he opted out when Scorpion King came along. The latest rumor has WWE star Triple H in the lead role - we'll see. And JoBlo picked someone else to be on the writing staff? HA!
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4:43PM on 11/02/2007
Weren't they talking about "King Conan" once Arnold was done playing governor of California? Put him up with the trainers that ripped the guys for 300 and he'd be able to pull it off.

I'm with darthmoridin, it looks like one of those kinda things they release just to come back to sites like this and see what kind of buzz it gets going.
Weren't they talking about "King Conan" once Arnold was done playing governor of California? Put him up with the trainers that ripped the guys for 300 and he'd be able to pull it off.

I'm with darthmoridin, it looks like one of those kinda things they release just to come back to sites like this and see what kind of buzz it gets going.
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1:21PM on 11/02/2007
AFM is going on right now, so it's probably a teaser poster created by whomever has the rights to drum up interest and international financing.
AFM is going on right now, so it's probably a teaser poster created by whomever has the rights to drum up interest and international financing.
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8:42AM on 11/02/2007
Why, Triple H wouldn't look the part?
Then again there are a lot of other juicers who could fit in...
Why, Triple H wouldn't look the part?
Then again there are a lot of other juicers who could fit in...
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5:22AM on 11/02/2007

hmmmm....

I'm not convinced, still they better not cast a wrestler
I'm not convinced, still they better not cast a wrestler
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3:19AM on 11/02/2007

fake

Id say this poster is fake, the font is exactly the same as the Conan game for the 360. And anyways, the original is a classic,one of my fav films of all time so please dont remake it. Ive got no problem withanother sequel as long as its called Conan the King.
Id say this poster is fake, the font is exactly the same as the Conan game for the 360. And anyways, the original is a classic,one of my fav films of all time so please dont remake it. Ive got no problem withanother sequel as long as its called Conan the King.
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