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COOL VIDEOS: All your Prometheus questions are asked at once!

Jun. 13, 2012by: Paul Shirey

It seems that PROMETHEUS has sharply divided audiences, leaving them either enthralled or disgusted. Personally, I loved it, flaws and all. It was an ambiguous piece of work and I actually can't wait to see it again. That said, this video is awesomely hilarious and hard to deny on many points. My primary complaint about PROMETHEUS was the ridiculous actions of the characters. They behaved in a way that completely went against their scientific nature.

Still, I dug it. But, man, this here is some funny shit.

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Extra Tidbit: I'd love to see one of these on Snow White and The Huntsman as it had more logic problems than Prometheus. What about you?

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7:56PM on 06/14/2012
Well i did enjoy Prometheus & glad it leaves you with questions because isn't that what a sci-fi movie is suppossed to do? My only beef was I just could not stand Charlize Theron's character & thought this movie looked far more technical advanced & yes i realize it's our own modern technology at it's best. But think how much better the previous Alien movies would look today.
Well i did enjoy Prometheus & glad it leaves you with questions because isn't that what a sci-fi movie is suppossed to do? My only beef was I just could not stand Charlize Theron's character & thought this movie looked far more technical advanced & yes i realize it's our own modern technology at it's best. But think how much better the previous Alien movies would look today.
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12:49AM on 06/14/2012

HAHAHA

my fellow buddies were asking almost all of the questions asked in this video.

favorite parts were the random close ups of Amish man and the black child painting
my fellow buddies were asking almost all of the questions asked in this video.

favorite parts were the random close ups of Amish man and the black child painting
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12:23AM on 06/14/2012

These guys nailed it!

Honestly, I thought Snow White and The Huntsman had far less logic problems than Prometheus. And I thought that movie was 'meh'.

Prometheus actually got unintentional laughter over the idiocy of the characters in the showing I was at.
Honestly, I thought Snow White and The Huntsman had far less logic problems than Prometheus. And I thought that movie was 'meh'.

Prometheus actually got unintentional laughter over the idiocy of the characters in the showing I was at.
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12:02AM on 06/14/2012
Haha.. these guys are spot on!

Yet the one thing that still gets me puzzled is at the end the Captain goes.. go and save yourselves. And the guys just stay.

Here you have two choices, stay in the ship AND die. Or go with the SMOKING HOT chick and save yourself.

"Go be stranded in a deserted planet with the hottest woman you can imagine, or stay here with two ugly smelly dudes and die.."
- Oh Gee... what where with whom?
Haha.. these guys are spot on!

Yet the one thing that still gets me puzzled is at the end the Captain goes.. go and save yourselves. And the guys just stay.

Here you have two choices, stay in the ship AND die. Or go with the SMOKING HOT chick and save yourself.

"Go be stranded in a deserted planet with the hottest woman you can imagine, or stay here with two ugly smelly dudes and die.."
- Oh Gee... what where with whom?
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1:06AM on 06/14/2012
Your an idiot if you really thought about this...your everything that is wrong with critics on this movie....you just didn't get it.
Your an idiot if you really thought about this...your everything that is wrong with critics on this movie....you just didn't get it.
9:34AM on 06/14/2012
Jesus Christ man, lighten up..! Is a humorous take on the movie.. is not like someone insulted your mom and kicked your dog. Damn!
Jesus Christ man, lighten up..! Is a humorous take on the movie.. is not like someone insulted your mom and kicked your dog. Damn!
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11:37PM on 06/13/2012
I can only imagine this guy at Burger King "why does my burger look like this when the picture looks like that? Why is the strawberry shake on the commercial cut into small pieces with a knife and this was obviously made with flash frozen strawberry chunks. Why does my fries have so much salt on them? Why at Taco Bell they have the calories for everything and this place doesn't? Whyyy???"

I couldn't handle a person like that for too long.
I can only imagine this guy at Burger King "why does my burger look like this when the picture looks like that? Why is the strawberry shake on the commercial cut into small pieces with a knife and this was obviously made with flash frozen strawberry chunks. Why does my fries have so much salt on them? Why at Taco Bell they have the calories for everything and this place doesn't? Whyyy???"

I couldn't handle a person like that for too long.
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12:29AM on 06/14/2012
Sounds like you didn't understand this skit. Would you like me to explain it to you in the words a Prometheus fan would understand?

Imagine there is a vial of poison, and the label says poison, then this guy walks up and grabs the vial. He reads the label then drinks the poison. You say "why did you drink this poison?" He responds with, "but it was green." *insert religious metaphor so that people feel smart for getting the metaphor*
Sounds like you didn't understand this skit. Would you like me to explain it to you in the words a Prometheus fan would understand?

Imagine there is a vial of poison, and the label says poison, then this guy walks up and grabs the vial. He reads the label then drinks the poison. You say "why did you drink this poison?" He responds with, "but it was green." *insert religious metaphor so that people feel smart for getting the metaphor*
12:42AM on 06/14/2012
Oh I understood it perfectly and it raised interesting questions, it is just his Debby Downer delivery is like nails on a chalk board to me.
Oh I understood it perfectly and it raised interesting questions, it is just his Debby Downer delivery is like nails on a chalk board to me.
9:12PM on 06/13/2012
Lmao! So true. Why would the geologist & biologist get scared to death over an alien corpse (to the point that they ran away and became lost), and then immediate start trying to play with a LIVING cobra alien while calling it "baby"? WTF? It was like they suddenly became Shaggy & Scooby doo.

Why were the characters so goddamn stupid in this movie? They behaved as if they were characters from a SyFy original movie.

This movie treats plots holes like ambiguous questions. I guess this is
Lmao! So true. Why would the geologist & biologist get scared to death over an alien corpse (to the point that they ran away and became lost), and then immediate start trying to play with a LIVING cobra alien while calling it "baby"? WTF? It was like they suddenly became Shaggy & Scooby doo.

Why were the characters so goddamn stupid in this movie? They behaved as if they were characters from a SyFy original movie.

This movie treats plots holes like ambiguous questions. I guess this is to make people FEEL smart when they start using their wild imagination to plug up the holes. If that is a possibility to fix plot holes, then I could use make-em-ups to fix every plot hole in every movie. Now EVERY movie is good. Thank you Prometheus, for being dumb enough to make me feel smart.
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9:35AM on 06/14/2012
As someone who loved the movie, I had a problem with this too. I initially thought Fifield was a mercenary. I was surprised to find out he was a geologist. How many Geologists have mohawks with tattoos on the side of their head and face? And at that, why is someone who looks like a badass, so afraid of a 2,000 year old, 8 foot tall decapitated dead alien? ..
As someone who loved the movie, I had a problem with this too. I initially thought Fifield was a mercenary. I was surprised to find out he was a geologist. How many Geologists have mohawks with tattoos on the side of their head and face? And at that, why is someone who looks like a badass, so afraid of a 2,000 year old, 8 foot tall decapitated dead alien? ..
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9:00PM on 06/13/2012

LOL

hulk's face
hulk's face
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8:19PM on 06/13/2012

I love these guys

My favorite question was actually a HOW rather than a WHY. How could a Geologist with mapping technology get lost immediately after making a map?
My favorite question was actually a HOW rather than a WHY. How could a Geologist with mapping technology get lost immediately after making a map?
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1:09AM on 06/14/2012
Because he wasn't looking at the map! It was on the ship....Ugh.
Because he wasn't looking at the map! It was on the ship....Ugh.
9:32AM on 06/14/2012
Because the guy (the captain) who was responsible for making sure they didn't get lost or do anything stupid decided that having sex with Charlize Theron was inherently better. That's why.
Because the guy (the captain) who was responsible for making sure they didn't get lost or do anything stupid decided that having sex with Charlize Theron was inherently better. That's why.
7:33PM on 06/13/2012
These guys are awesome, their reviews are always hilarious
These guys are awesome, their reviews are always hilarious
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7:17PM on 06/13/2012

meh..

A lot of these questions can be answered with a simple thought process Like perhaps the engineers wanted to kill us because we all worship and give credit to Gods that apparently didn't create us. Or because we've evolved into an imperfect species. Idk why everyone needs things spelled out for them.. It would ruin the mystery of it all.
A lot of these questions can be answered with a simple thought process Like perhaps the engineers wanted to kill us because we all worship and give credit to Gods that apparently didn't create us. Or because we've evolved into an imperfect species. Idk why everyone needs things spelled out for them.. It would ruin the mystery of it all.
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6:56PM on 06/13/2012
LOL. Sigh....I needed that.
LOL. Sigh....I needed that.
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