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Mar. 29, 2013by: Paul Shirey
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I'm about five hours away from watching G.I. JOE: RETALIATION and the reviews seem to be about the same and perfectly in line with our boys from Fortress of Attitude, who have summarized the resounding thoughts on the film in their latest review song. "Check your brain at the door" has been uttered from most reviewers, but they've also been quick to point out that it's not such a bad thing, especially if you want to soak in the bombastic nostalgia that transpires once you've done so. My expectations aren't high or low, so I'm pretty open to what's in store.

Based on the cast, trailers, and perspective from those who have seen the film and have a childhood history of backyard battles with the 3.75 inch figures, I expect this will be a welcome follow-up to the mech-suited mess that was the first film. Here's to hoping!

"Hold on to your popcorn with a kung-fu grip!":

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION is currently blowing shit up at your local multiplex.

Extra Tidbit: The flick has already generated $11 million for Friday. Could the long delay end up paying off?
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9:18AM on 03/30/2013

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Isn't this just a remake of the first movie without the tech suits and sinking ice?
Isn't this just a remake of the first movie without the tech suits and sinking ice?
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11:09PM on 03/29/2013
All movie reviews should be done in song form
All movie reviews should be done in song form
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6:39PM on 03/29/2013
Everyone keeps shitting on the first movie, but I found that one to be a lot more fun (and coherent) than this second outting. I fell asleep 4-5 times during this one, and didn't miss anything resembling a plot. This was The generic action movie of generic action movies. Plus the fucking constant shaky cam during the action sequences made it mostly unwatchable. Honestly, I couldn't tell you if people were fighting, or if it was just footage of two squirrels fucking during the shaky cam scenes.
Everyone keeps shitting on the first movie, but I found that one to be a lot more fun (and coherent) than this second outting. I fell asleep 4-5 times during this one, and didn't miss anything resembling a plot. This was The generic action movie of generic action movies. Plus the fucking constant shaky cam during the action sequences made it mostly unwatchable. Honestly, I couldn't tell you if people were fighting, or if it was just footage of two squirrels fucking during the shaky cam scenes.
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