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Cool Videos: Chuck Norris wishes you a Merry Christmas because Chuck Norris

Dec. 19, 2013by: Paul Shirey

When he's not slamming revolving doors or single-handedly saving his co-stars in THE EXPENDABLES 2, Chuck Norris likes to get festive and share his holiday spirit with the world. Fellow onscreen asskicker Jean-Claude Van Damme threw down the guantlet earlier this year in viral ads, so naturally Chuck chose Christmas as the right time to respond in kind, showing true holiday cheer while balancing between two in-flight aircraft. Just another day for ol' Chuck.

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11:50AM on 12/19/2013

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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman's thoughts
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman's thoughts
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11:51AM on 12/19/2013
For the first split second, I thought how much plastic surgery has he had?! Then I realized I'm dumb....
For the first split second, I thought how much plastic surgery has he had?! Then I realized I'm dumb....
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11:53AM on 12/19/2013
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars? He was The Force.
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars? He was The Force.
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12:13PM on 12/19/2013

Epic!

This was epically funny! Well done...
This was epically funny! Well done...
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12:17PM on 12/19/2013

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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12:22PM on 12/19/2013

If you offend Chuck Norris, don't run. He has already killed you

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Chuck Norris claps.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Chuck Norris claps.
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12:23PM on 12/19/2013

When chuck Norris drops a cat it lands on its back.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Sorry for trolling...
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Sorry for trolling...
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12:26PM on 12/19/2013

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

Chuck Norris is the only man that can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris is the only man that can slam a revolving door
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12:34PM on 12/19/2013

Ok, OK last one....

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is!
Chuck Norris doesn't need electricity at his house, everything runs out of fear...
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is!
Chuck Norris doesn't need electricity at his house, everything runs out of fear...
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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12:47PM on 12/19/2013

That was uber wonderful.

These are the kinds of things in the world that I am just so happy and comforted by their existence.
These are the kinds of things in the world that I am just so happy and comforted by their existence.
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1:11PM on 12/19/2013
Dear Santa,
I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. Be good.
- Chuck Norris
Dear Santa,
I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. Be good.
- Chuck Norris
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2:17PM on 12/19/2013
That 3D model looked a lot like Norris, it was eerie. Nice job to whoever made this!
That 3D model looked a lot like Norris, it was eerie. Nice job to whoever made this!
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7:00PM on 12/19/2013
That was funny and a well-executed idea.
That was funny and a well-executed idea.
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2:09PM on 12/20/2013

Here we go:

When the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was not born, he walked out of his mother when he was damn good and ready
There is no chin beneath Chuck Norris' beard...only another fist
Chuck Norris has no feet, only boots
Chuck Norris is NOT hung like a horse, rather horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's shit does not stink
Chuck Norris can run, and win, a three legged race by himself
Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is...and is
When the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was not born, he walked out of his mother when he was damn good and ready
There is no chin beneath Chuck Norris' beard...only another fist
Chuck Norris has no feet, only boots
Chuck Norris is NOT hung like a horse, rather horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's shit does not stink
Chuck Norris can run, and win, a three legged race by himself
Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is...and is actually the reason Waldo is hiding
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