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Cool Videos: The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes Ever

Jan. 24, 2011by: Paul Tassi

Our good friends at Pajiba are back with another massive video compilation, previously bringing us the 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time.

Now they're shining a spotlight on some of the worst dialogue in film history, and though you might disagree with some (LOTR - that was sad..*sniff*) most you will find are gloriously idiotic.

Who all makes the cut? Well no surprise that Arnold Schwarzenegger is far and away the most featured actor here, with one of his films, BATMAN AND ROBIN showing up the most times. I was also pleased to see THE HAPPENING appear so often, as you could pretty much put the entire movie in a compilation like this if you wanted to.

Check it out below, and feel free to start quoting any line you think they missed:

Extra Tidbit: "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!" God, I need to watch THE ROOM again.
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7:14AM on 01/25/2011
besides the Batman Forever shit, the Arnold lines are damn classics!!
besides the Batman Forever shit, the Arnold lines are damn classics!!
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7:57AM on 01/25/2011
Arnold was in Batman & Robin.
Arnold was in Batman & Robin.
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3:11AM on 01/25/2011

The Happening...

lol.
lol.
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1:56AM on 01/25/2011
Some good stuff in there too. Some real cheese as well.
Some good stuff in there too. Some real cheese as well.
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12:28AM on 01/25/2011

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Some of these are some of the greatest lines ever. Why in the hell is "
I ain't got time to bleed!" on here.
Some of these are some of the greatest lines ever. Why in the hell is "
I ain't got time to bleed!" on here.
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12:37PM on 01/26/2011
Yes it is
Yes it is
10:15PM on 01/24/2011
Some of these hurt so bad, others are hilarious, some don't belong but in the end I think this should have been named Cheesiest Scenes, not quotes.
Some of these hurt so bad, others are hilarious, some don't belong but in the end I think this should have been named Cheesiest Scenes, not quotes.
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9:56PM on 01/24/2011

Trivia For Shark Attack 3

From IMDb:

John Barrowman revealed on "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross: Episode #11.10" (2001) that the line, "I'm a little wired... what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" was intended to make Jenny McShane laugh, and was not intended to stay in the film, however, the line was left in the final cut. On Al Murray's "Happy Hour" (2007), he revealed that the actress , contrary to his expectations of her ability, gave no reaction. This was ideal as his line was dubbed to '...and
From IMDb:

John Barrowman revealed on "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross: Episode #11.10" (2001) that the line, "I'm a little wired... what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" was intended to make Jenny McShane laugh, and was not intended to stay in the film, however, the line was left in the final cut. On Al Murray's "Happy Hour" (2007), he revealed that the actress , contrary to his expectations of her ability, gave no reaction. This was ideal as his line was dubbed to '...and watch I Love Lucy' for the HBO TV version.
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9:14PM on 01/24/2011
"Get off my plane" is not cheesy, it is the single most bad ass line EVER
"Get off my plane" is not cheesy, it is the single most bad ass line EVER
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8:24PM on 01/24/2011
I agree with MuffMan81. They Live is one of Carpenter's best films and a truly great sci fi flick. That line was delivered perfectly and is one of the most memorable sequences in the film.

Aside from that, most of these are hilarious.

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!!

Priceless.
I agree with MuffMan81. They Live is one of Carpenter's best films and a truly great sci fi flick. That line was delivered perfectly and is one of the most memorable sequences in the film.

Aside from that, most of these are hilarious.

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!!

Priceless.
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7:27PM on 01/24/2011

Also, the Rowdy one....

They Live is one of the greatest Sci-Fi films in history. Hate me for saying it if you want, but to me, for all it's cheesiness, it still holds up, and I quote that line every chance I get. I'm just sayin'.
They Live is one of the greatest Sci-Fi films in history. Hate me for saying it if you want, but to me, for all it's cheesiness, it still holds up, and I quote that line every chance I get. I'm just sayin'.
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7:25PM on 01/24/2011

Cobra omissions?

The opening of that movie along has some of the cheesiest dialogue in movie history. Also, I'm pretty sure there were quite a few cheesy line from "Throw Momma from the Train" as well as any of the 3 Beverly Hills Cop movies, 48 Hrs movies, and The Running Man. I could go on for days with movies that had cheesier quotes, but my favorite from the video would have to be "I'm exhausted. Yeah, me too but I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?". Can anyone enlighten me
The opening of that movie along has some of the cheesiest dialogue in movie history. Also, I'm pretty sure there were quite a few cheesy line from "Throw Momma from the Train" as well as any of the 3 Beverly Hills Cop movies, 48 Hrs movies, and The Running Man. I could go on for days with movies that had cheesier quotes, but my favorite from the video would have to be "I'm exhausted. Yeah, me too but I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?". Can anyone enlighten me as to what movie that is from? I now am intrigued to rent it.
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9:26PM on 01/24/2011
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon - I looked it up by copying and pasting the quote into google and it led me to the IMDb page for this movie. It's the first quote there.
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon - I looked it up by copying and pasting the quote into google and it led me to the IMDb page for this movie. It's the first quote there.
6:41PM on 01/24/2011
Put the bunny back in the box.
Put the bunny back in the box.
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6:35PM on 01/24/2011

MEH

some episode 3 quotes did NOT need to be in there and LORD OF THE RINGS!?!?!? come on.

batman and robin however HA HA
some episode 3 quotes did NOT need to be in there and LORD OF THE RINGS!?!?!? come on.

batman and robin however HA HA
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8:04PM on 01/24/2011
My thoughts exactly. Most of these were accurate, but some were classic lines
My thoughts exactly. Most of these were accurate, but some were classic lines
6:33PM on 01/24/2011
What about point break.. "Youre a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of cum."
What about point break.. "Youre a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of cum."
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6:25PM on 01/24/2011
"Alright, you little white bitch!! GIMME SOME CHON CHON!!!" --That was too gawddamn funny...
"Alright, you little white bitch!! GIMME SOME CHON CHON!!!" --That was too gawddamn funny...
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6:22PM on 01/24/2011
I feel like there could have been many a quote from "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans" on there.
"You don't have a lucky crack pipe?"
"I'll kill all of you. To the break of dawn. To the break of dawn, baby."
"What are these f***ing iguanas doing on my coffee table?"
I feel like there could have been many a quote from "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans" on there.
"You don't have a lucky crack pipe?"
"I'll kill all of you. To the break of dawn. To the break of dawn, baby."
"What are these f***ing iguanas doing on my coffee table?"
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6:29PM on 01/24/2011
I just saw that last night. What do you think of that movie? What's your take on it?
I just saw that last night. What do you think of that movie? What's your take on it?
6:12PM on 01/24/2011
I guess it's hard to include in the video but what about the slapstick sound effects for batman & robin?
I guess it's hard to include in the video but what about the slapstick sound effects for batman & robin?
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6:10PM on 01/24/2011
This is great. My favorites are "Pain don't hurt,"
"He's got space dementia,"
"Shit just got real,"
"I'm exhausted. Yeah, me too but I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
Plus Roddy Piper showed up so this video is double plus good.
This is great. My favorites are "Pain don't hurt,"
"He's got space dementia,"
"Shit just got real,"
"I'm exhausted. Yeah, me too but I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
Plus Roddy Piper showed up so this video is double plus good.
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5:46PM on 01/24/2011
I love these. You can pretty much just watch The Room in it's entirety because the whole movie is cheezy from opening to closing...
I love these. You can pretty much just watch The Room in it's entirety because the whole movie is cheezy from opening to closing...
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5:32PM on 01/24/2011
Few misses, few non-deserving, still a good watch
Few misses, few non-deserving, still a good watch
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5:02PM on 01/24/2011
The Happening was the worst movie ever.. but fuck them for the Braveheart and LOTR lines... both are fitting and awesome.
The Happening was the worst movie ever.. but fuck them for the Braveheart and LOTR lines... both are fitting and awesome.
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4:50PM on 01/24/2011
Garbage Day!
Garbage Day!
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7:55PM on 01/24/2011
LoL... I used to think he said, "Carpet Day." ... Now that's real funny, shooting someone then saying, "Carpet Day!".. lol. It was such a bummer when I learned the truth, "Garbage Day."
LoL... I used to think he said, "Carpet Day." ... Now that's real funny, shooting someone then saying, "Carpet Day!".. lol. It was such a bummer when I learned the truth, "Garbage Day."
4:22PM on 01/24/2011
Blain's Predator quote was not Cheesy, it was freaking tough!
Laughed my ass off on the Judge Dredd Law! quote.
Blain's Predator quote was not Cheesy, it was freaking tough!
Laughed my ass off on the Judge Dredd Law! quote.
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3:01PM on 01/24/2011

this is great!

I guess cheese equals classic. Some truly great lines, some terribly great but greatness nonetheless
I guess cheese equals classic. Some truly great lines, some terribly great but greatness nonetheless
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2:57PM on 01/24/2011
I'd say about 30% of the lines here weren't cheesey in the slightest, and their inclusion is baffling, however, the other 70% is pure Velveeta!
I'd say about 30% of the lines here weren't cheesey in the slightest, and their inclusion is baffling, however, the other 70% is pure Velveeta!
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3:02PM on 01/24/2011
Agree; if something the quotes are mostly classics.
Agree; if something the quotes are mostly classics.
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2:31PM on 01/24/2011
You sack of wine!

Hahaha
You sack of wine!

Hahaha
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3:01PM on 01/24/2011
Few actors can get away with saying that and still be cool.
Few actors can get away with saying that and still be cool.
2:13PM on 01/24/2011

I don't know

Tom Hanks calling to Wilson was NOT cheesy. I cried like a baby thank you very much >=[
Also, Juno doesn't take itself seriously so should not be included.
And WOW I forgot how cringe worthy the "Batman" credit card scene was...yikes!
Tom Hanks calling to Wilson was NOT cheesy. I cried like a baby thank you very much >=[
Also, Juno doesn't take itself seriously so should not be included.
And WOW I forgot how cringe worthy the "Batman" credit card scene was...yikes!
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1:58PM on 01/24/2011
"Somebody's been murdered. And somebody's responsible!"
"Somebody's been murdered. And somebody's responsible!"
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1:45PM on 01/24/2011
Wasn't enough Lord of the Rings if you ask me...
Wasn't enough Lord of the Rings if you ask me...
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1:37PM on 01/24/2011
I love that the line from Shark Attack 3 is in this.
I love that the line from Shark Attack 3 is in this.
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1:26PM on 01/24/2011
I disagree with every single Arnie line as they are all classics :)
I disagree with every single Arnie line as they are all classics :)
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1:21PM on 01/24/2011
i'm surprised the Matrix's "Not like this..." line didn't make it. always a favorite of mine.
i'm surprised the Matrix's "Not like this..." line didn't make it. always a favorite of mine.
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