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Cool Videos: The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

Jul. 1, 2010by:

"Hey, laser lips! Your mama was a snow blower!"

This, and many, many more insults (many of the deliciously vulgar variety) are yours for your viewing and listening pleasure below, thanks to Pajiba and video editor Harry Hanrahan. You can head over there for a full list of the films on display as well.

Thanks to my man "Werbal" for the heads up!

If you see a cool video online you think would be perfect for this spotlight, drop us a line at yourvideos@joblo.com.

Extra Tidbit: Did they miss any of your favorites? If so, quote 'em below!
Source: Pajiba

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12:26AM on 07/02/2010

The entire movie "The Ref"

What is the matter with you? I thought Mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and Patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding.
What is the matter with you? I thought Mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and Patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding.
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11:35PM on 07/01/2010

Anchorman!

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!
WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!
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7:38PM on 07/01/2010

HAHAHAHA BILLY MADISON 1 = BEST

that billy madison one is f**king amazingly awesome - "what you just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things i've ever heard... everyone in this room, is now dumber for having listened to it.. may God have mercy on your soul." LMAO hahahaha
that billy madison one is f**king amazingly awesome - "what you just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things i've ever heard... everyone in this room, is now dumber for having listened to it.. may God have mercy on your soul." LMAO hahahaha
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6:49PM on 07/01/2010
love the quote from "way of the gun!" it was possibly the best line in the whole movie. what i would have added was from Six String Samurai:
Underground Dweller: if i were you, i'd run.

Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good looking!

cheesy as hell, but, it gets me every time!!!
love the quote from "way of the gun!" it was possibly the best line in the whole movie. what i would have added was from Six String Samurai:
Underground Dweller: if i were you, i'd run.

Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good looking!

cheesy as hell, but, it gets me every time!!!
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4:06PM on 07/01/2010

after a shitty day

this brought a smile to my face. Classic!
this brought a smile to my face. Classic!
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3:43PM on 07/01/2010

Great!

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
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12:56PM on 07/01/2010

Thank You For Smoking

Brad, I'm his *father*. You're the guy fucking his mom.
Brad, I'm his *father*. You're the guy fucking his mom.
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12:37PM on 07/01/2010
Great clip. It would have been even better if they added Walter's ultimate insult: Fuckin pussy with a nine-toed woman.
Great clip. It would have been even better if they added Walter's ultimate insult: Fuckin pussy with a nine-toed woman.
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12:18PM on 07/01/2010
Glad to see multiple entries from Full Metal Jacket and In The Loop. Some of the best insults in those two films.
Glad to see multiple entries from Full Metal Jacket and In The Loop. Some of the best insults in those two films.
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11:20AM on 07/01/2010
I'm glad to see an insult from "Army of Darkness" made the cut, but I would've included this one instead:

"Well hello Mr. Fancypants. Well I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town."
I'm glad to see an insult from "Army of Darkness" made the cut, but I would've included this one instead:

"Well hello Mr. Fancypants. Well I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town."
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10:49AM on 07/01/2010
Should have included this one:

"Hey Ramirez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?"
Should have included this one:

"Hey Ramirez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?"
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10:06AM on 07/01/2010

Thank God

I was afraid they let out the classic hamster/elderberry insult from Holy Grail, but it appears they saved the best for last!

That just made my day a bit more bearable :D

Also, this could've used more Schwarzy one liners :)
I was afraid they let out the classic hamster/elderberry insult from Holy Grail, but it appears they saved the best for last!

That just made my day a bit more bearable :D

Also, this could've used more Schwarzy one liners :)
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9:47AM on 07/01/2010
well that just made my day :)
well that just made my day :)
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9:28AM on 07/01/2010

sweet...

10 minutes well spent....
10 minutes well spent....
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8:55AM on 07/01/2010

Another Christmas Vacation gem...

Aunt Bethany: "What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound."

Uncle Lewis: "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
Aunt Bethany: "What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound."

Uncle Lewis: "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
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8:26AM on 07/01/2010

copy cats

looks like heyuguys.co.uk strikes again by copying joblo - [link] .... LAMERS!
looks like heyuguys.co.uk strikes again by copying joblo - [link] .... LAMERS!
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9:01AM on 07/01/2010
I don't think they can be classified as copycats. They did pull it off the source after all...it's not like they also have a feature called Cool Videos.
I don't think they can be classified as copycats. They did pull it off the source after all...it's not like they also have a feature called Cool Videos.
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7:39AM on 07/01/2010

Seagal

I've always been a fan of Seagal's line:
"That's for my wife. Fuck you and die."
I've always been a fan of Seagal's line:
"That's for my wife. Fuck you and die."
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7:17AM on 07/01/2010

Very fun

Very fun to watch!

Lots and lots of favorites there, but Chevy Chase's quote from Christmas vacation is the up at the top for me. If memory serves, he follows that up with "Holy shit, Jesus Christ, Where are the aspirin?"
Very fun to watch!

Lots and lots of favorites there, but Chevy Chase's quote from Christmas vacation is the up at the top for me. If memory serves, he follows that up with "Holy shit, Jesus Christ, Where are the aspirin?"
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10:06AM on 07/01/2010
Close... the line is actually: "Hallelujah... Holy Shit. Where's the Tylenol." Great flick...
Close... the line is actually: "Hallelujah... Holy Shit. Where's the Tylenol." Great flick...
7:07AM on 07/01/2010

very nice

Came for the Caddyshack quote
Came for the Caddyshack quote
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