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Aug. 16, 2012by:

All right, so let's get one thing straight; this shit is NOT cool.  It's not newsworthy either, but I've got to share this with you if for no other reason than just to have someone else confirm what my eyeballs just witnessed and my brain is still trying to process.

This trailer for DOGGIE B, which is a REAL movie, is so jaw-droppingly stupid that I had to watch it twice to see if I missed the joke.  The trailer (and the film, no doubt) is the textbook definition of a cliche-ridden concept. 

Just...just...watch this:

So, pretty much, I'm thinking this thing might be like the video in THE RING.  You might want to have someone else watch it to lift the curse, since I just passed it on to you. 

Here's the really f*cked up part; this thing is being released in theaters.  The same ones where they play real movies.  If anything, this trailer should serve as inspiration for you aspiring filmmakers out there; if they can do it, you sure as hell can.  And yes, I'm well aware that this is for kids, but if I caught my kid watching this I would wash his eyes out with A CLOCKWORK ORANGE for weeks and make him write an essay on the difference between good family entertainment and bad family entertainment, 50,000 word minimum.

Doggie B comes to theaters August 31st, 2012 and stars Jesse Draper, Bettina Devin, Jane Wiedlin, Patrick Alan Davis, Scott Cox, Barbara Tintori, Erica Gerard, Constance Hasapopoulos. The film is directed by Romanus Wolter.  I'm sure they're all very proud.

Extra Tidbit: What's the worst movie you've seen recently that was so bad you couldn't turn it off? Mine was Underworld: Awakening...
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12:48PM on 09/01/2012

I saw Doggie B, no lie.

I saw it, no lie, it is out. Doggie B throws a big bone to the Wizard of Oz.. Take your kid for sure as my daughter loved it but lots of adults in the audience were really into it for the camp factor and they didn't all have children with them. A great must see family film , lots of San Francisco locations, very creative stand-in for the Emerald City. It can get bizarre here. Best tribute to the Wizard of Oz yet and certainly the first Wizard of Oz for dogs, Toto would be proud. Can actually
I saw it, no lie, it is out. Doggie B throws a big bone to the Wizard of Oz.. Take your kid for sure as my daughter loved it but lots of adults in the audience were really into it for the camp factor and they didn't all have children with them. A great must see family film , lots of San Francisco locations, very creative stand-in for the Emerald City. It can get bizarre here. Best tribute to the Wizard of Oz yet and certainly the first Wizard of Oz for dogs, Toto would be proud. Can actually understand why it won the audience favorite award out of 70 features at Sonoma and now it is playing at Landmark Opera Plaza here in San Francisco and I think Landmark in some other cities. It will be a cult classic as well as a beloved children's movie all in one, a first. This guy is a master of cheeze, camp and family fun so hope he makes more as I never imagined a G-rated John Waters in the making, unthinkable! If you want a serious flick this isn't it but not bad having a camp cult classic out there you can take a kid to.
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1:33AM on 08/17/2012

HAHAHAH good try...

Paul very early april fools joke. HA HA. That couldn't be real. And who are those actor's and actress's and director ??? Stardom won't come for them. But thank you for making my night and making me laugh :) worst movie oh jeez to many.
Paul very early april fools joke. HA HA. That couldn't be real. And who are those actor's and actress's and director ??? Stardom won't come for them. But thank you for making my night and making me laugh :) worst movie oh jeez to many.
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8:44PM on 08/16/2012
This looks ill
This looks ill
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7:43PM on 08/16/2012

An actual cool video

You should post this actual cool video for the JoBlow community. It's and awesome Batman fan film that takes place between TDK and TDKR. It's called Batman: Puppet Master on Youtube.
You should post this actual cool video for the JoBlow community. It's and awesome Batman fan film that takes place between TDK and TDKR. It's called Batman: Puppet Master on Youtube.
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8:17PM on 08/16/2012
Tune in tomorrow, kemosabe...

Tune in tomorrow, kemosabe...

7:41PM on 08/16/2012

And here i was thinking NOTHING could surpass the crapness of the "Beverly Hills Chihuahua Trilogy"

Fellow Schmoes, what you've just watched is one of the most insanely idiotic things you will ever see. At no point in that rambling, incoherent trailer was it even close to anything that could be considered an enjoyable experience. Everyone who clicked 'play' is now dumber for having watched it. I award this movie no cash on opening weekend, and may God have mercy on your souls.

Looks right @ home on ABC Family . They've been putting out stuff like this for years.

As for the tidbit: It's
Fellow Schmoes, what you've just watched is one of the most insanely idiotic things you will ever see. At no point in that rambling, incoherent trailer was it even close to anything that could be considered an enjoyable experience. Everyone who clicked 'play' is now dumber for having watched it. I award this movie no cash on opening weekend, and may God have mercy on your souls.

Looks right @ home on ABC Family . They've been putting out stuff like this for years.

As for the tidbit: It's a 3-way tie between 2011's The Three Musketeers, Bucky Larson & Underworld: Awakening.
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