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Jul. 9, 2013by: Jesse Giroux
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There's been some great videos lately of actors reading various things, (such as Samuel L. Jackson doing the "I am the one who knocks" monologue from BREAKING BAD and Michael Shannon with the infamous sorority letter) and this latest one from Vulture features Alan Cumming. Called "Alan Cumming Reads...Anything You Put in Front of Him," the video is exactly what it sounds like: the actor reading off whatever the hell is put in front of him. His impressive voice and Scottish brogue combined with some fairly ridiculous things to say creates a pretty funny video and Cumming has a hard time keeping a straight face through most of it.

The highlights are probably him quoting James Franco from SPRING BREAKERS and the song "Panera Bread" by Rockie Fresh and Rick Ross, but the smile Alan Cumming makes before he says, "Anal Plungers" is priceless. And if you're in an office setting you'll probably want to slip on some headphones since there's some NSFW language. Just a heads up.

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Extra Tidbit: Loved Alan Cumming voicing the devil in the short-lived series God, the Devil and Bob.
Source: Vulture

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3:47PM on 07/09/2013
I especially enjoyed his decision to read those out while dressed as Donald Pleasance's Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
I especially enjoyed his decision to read those out while dressed as Donald Pleasance's Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
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12:20PM on 07/09/2013

Check it out...

After watching Michael Shannon read the sorority letter about 30 times this weekend with my friends (everyone in the consistently loses their shit when he says cunt punt), we also checked out funny or die's "Ryan Goslings Acting Range" and have been quoting it since... Good stuff every once in awhile from those funny or die guys
After watching Michael Shannon read the sorority letter about 30 times this weekend with my friends (everyone in the consistently loses their shit when he says cunt punt), we also checked out funny or die's "Ryan Goslings Acting Range" and have been quoting it since... Good stuff every once in awhile from those funny or die guys
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12:05PM on 07/09/2013
Can we put a contract for X-Men Days of Future Past in front of him?

The way he says "shi-iit" is just fantastic.
Can we put a contract for X-Men Days of Future Past in front of him?

The way he says "shi-iit" is just fantastic.
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