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Cool Videos (WTF? Edition): The Andrew Show, wherein a racist kid complains about Marmaduke

Dec. 3, 2010by:

Holy. Shit.

Videogum has stumbled upon a sort of video review for the film MARMADUKE by what appears to be a Ku Klux Kid named 'Andrew'. Andrew has his own show, appropriately titled "The Andrew Show" ("A Show for White Kids!"), and it's basically a glorious showcase of youth racism (and film critique!) in our country. Is it weird that I'm frowning whilst simultaneously amazed? That I'm so amused and disgusted by this Baby Hitler and his poorly green screened backdrop?

The truly disturbing thing is that this video is likely staged by an actual racist adult (or even worse, a parent). It was found on a site called WhitePrideTV.com (featuring more incredibly terrible videos), and they had this to say about good ol' Klandrew:

"Andrew would like to talk to kids for a few minutes each week. He is proud to be a white Christian boy in America, but he knows that because of his minority status, the odds might be stacked against his people. Kids will enjoy hearing a few comments from Andrew as he warns them of things to watch out for because he cares!"

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Source: Videogum

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5:00PM on 12/05/2010
Fucking white people.
Fucking white people.
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11:33PM on 12/05/2010
uh I hope your kidding dude cause I'm white, and I would never make fun of anyone's race!
uh I hope your kidding dude cause I'm white, and I would never make fun of anyone's race!
2:13PM on 12/05/2010
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11:06AM on 12/04/2010

BTW

I think it's hilariously fucked up that a lot of people in here are so quick to hate on this CHILD and whoever shot this video, but then give a free pass to an actor who's said he hates Jews, and that he hopes someone get's "raped by a pack of Niggers."

Now THATS fucked up.
I think it's hilariously fucked up that a lot of people in here are so quick to hate on this CHILD and whoever shot this video, but then give a free pass to an actor who's said he hates Jews, and that he hopes someone get's "raped by a pack of Niggers."

Now THATS fucked up.
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10:20PM on 12/03/2010
The Andrew Show: A Show for White Kids!
Beeeeauutiful
The Andrew Show: A Show for White Kids!
Beeeeauutiful
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5:48PM on 12/03/2010

A new generation of ingnorant bigots.

Caucasians actually make up 2/3 of the population of the United States. This kid must be getting his "facts" from his parents. Nice job raising another ignorant bigot!
Caucasians actually make up 2/3 of the population of the United States. This kid must be getting his "facts" from his parents. Nice job raising another ignorant bigot!
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4:04PM on 12/03/2010

HAHAHAHAHA

this is the funniest fucking thing ever
this is the funniest fucking thing ever
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2:43PM on 12/03/2010
Judging by that trailer, the latest 'Home Alone' movie doesn't look all that funny to me.
Judging by that trailer, the latest 'Home Alone' movie doesn't look all that funny to me.
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2:33PM on 12/03/2010

The real sad part is...

if this kid grows up and rejects this way of thinking these videos will probably still exist online and follow him through life. He's to young to really understand what he's saying and most likely sheltered from the real world, after he films a video they probably give him high fives and cheer him on. To him it's just fun without him understanding what he's saying or how it's being used. Thats a form of child abuse pure and simple in my book.
if this kid grows up and rejects this way of thinking these videos will probably still exist online and follow him through life. He's to young to really understand what he's saying and most likely sheltered from the real world, after he films a video they probably give him high fives and cheer him on. To him it's just fun without him understanding what he's saying or how it's being used. Thats a form of child abuse pure and simple in my book.
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2:18PM on 12/03/2010
I love how it ends with that happy music... but yeah, it's sad the way they are shaping up this kid and worse yet making him spread their message of hate
I love how it ends with that happy music... but yeah, it's sad the way they are shaping up this kid and worse yet making him spread their message of hate
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1:46PM on 12/03/2010
I'm speechless. I'm without speech.
I'm speechless. I'm without speech.
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1:21PM on 12/03/2010
Why do I get the impression that this thing was deliberately made to get attention.
Why do I get the impression that this thing was deliberately made to get attention.
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12:16PM on 12/03/2010

Other offensive things

Aside from the obvious...

- The horrible framing. There's way too much headroom.

- Forget the shit green screen work. The fact that they had to digitally add in a GENERIC kid's bookshelf is stupefying. I guess books and and bookshelves are in short supply in their area (surprise!).

I gotta stop looking at this cause I keep getting pissed.
Aside from the obvious...

- The horrible framing. There's way too much headroom.

- Forget the shit green screen work. The fact that they had to digitally add in a GENERIC kid's bookshelf is stupefying. I guess books and and bookshelves are in short supply in their area (surprise!).

I gotta stop looking at this cause I keep getting pissed.
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12:00PM on 12/03/2010

hey kid!!

tell ur parents i'm a white guy that's been dating an indian woman for months!! come and get me!!

dumbfucks.
tell ur parents i'm a white guy that's been dating an indian woman for months!! come and get me!!

dumbfucks.
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11:46AM on 12/03/2010

What...the...fuck...???

Okay, that is honestly the most random example of something from a movie I think I've ever heard.

But what really got me are those messages at the end. Hey, whatever man. I just hope this kid and his family represent a very select minority among white racist Christians. Because I think they give them a bad name, and they really don't need someone else making them look any worse than they already are.
Okay, that is honestly the most random example of something from a movie I think I've ever heard.

But what really got me are those messages at the end. Hey, whatever man. I just hope this kid and his family represent a very select minority among white racist Christians. Because I think they give them a bad name, and they really don't need someone else making them look any worse than they already are.
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11:41AM on 12/03/2010

Apart from him being a little racist child...

What kinda accent was that??
What kinda accent was that??
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11:15AM on 12/03/2010
This kid is too young to know that what he's saying is wrong, or to even decide for himself how he feels about other races. It's clearly the kid's parents (most likely his dad) who is feeding this bullshit into his head. I really feel bad for the kid. For every hateful word his parents force into his fragile, innocent mind, his chances of maturing into a kind, respectful human being dwindle even further.

I know there are racists everywhere, but sometimes I hate my country.
This kid is too young to know that what he's saying is wrong, or to even decide for himself how he feels about other races. It's clearly the kid's parents (most likely his dad) who is feeding this bullshit into his head. I really feel bad for the kid. For every hateful word his parents force into his fragile, innocent mind, his chances of maturing into a kind, respectful human being dwindle even further.

I know there are racists everywhere, but sometimes I hate my country.
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10:37AM on 12/03/2010

Idiot

Beside the racism thing, can somebody slap that kid and teach him how to speak properly?

Some people are idiots. I wonder if we should start considering smart people a 'minority'? ;)

Beside the racism thing, can somebody slap that kid and teach him how to speak properly?

Some people are idiots. I wonder if we should start considering smart people a 'minority'? ;)

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10:41AM on 12/03/2010
LOL, how much more respect for an idiot racist family would you have if they used proper grammar???
LOL, how much more respect for an idiot racist family would you have if they used proper grammar???
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9:03AM on 12/03/2010

Poor kid...

"So he goes tew a dewg pawk and thews a spawt whew he can't go, because other races can have land but white pewple aren't allowed to have land."
"So he goes tew a dewg pawk and thews a spawt whew he can't go, because other races can have land but white pewple aren't allowed to have land."
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8:19AM on 12/03/2010

Kids say the darndest things!

Seriously though, that's pretty messed up. We HAVE to hate that people like this at WhitePrideTV still exist, but I thank Mormon Space Jesus that in my country we still have the right to free speech, and the right to raise our children however we want. To me, to not be free to do stupid shit like this video would be even more disturbing than the video itself.

BTW, I hope someone tells John Fogerty about this, and that he sues the shit out of this site. I know for a fact that he wouldn't want
Seriously though, that's pretty messed up. We HAVE to hate that people like this at WhitePrideTV still exist, but I thank Mormon Space Jesus that in my country we still have the right to free speech, and the right to raise our children however we want. To me, to not be free to do stupid shit like this video would be even more disturbing than the video itself.

BTW, I hope someone tells John Fogerty about this, and that he sues the shit out of this site. I know for a fact that he wouldn't want anything to do with these people.
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6:34AM on 12/03/2010
I didn't know Michael Medved had a son that was reviewing movies too.
I didn't know Michael Medved had a son that was reviewing movies too.
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5:49AM on 12/03/2010
Ah, rednecks. Giving white people (and America in general) a bad name for over 200 years. Also, as an added bonus, making Idiocracy come true with every passing day.
Ah, rednecks. Giving white people (and America in general) a bad name for over 200 years. Also, as an added bonus, making Idiocracy come true with every passing day.
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5:36AM on 12/03/2010
Jesus......



"u said it man, Nobody fucks with Jesus"
Jesus......



"u said it man, Nobody fucks with Jesus"
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4:16AM on 12/03/2010
I can't decide whether this was funny or scary! I am certain about one thing though: some people shouldn't be allowed to breed! Hell, they should be banned from having sex altogether, just to be on the safe side!
I can't decide whether this was funny or scary! I am certain about one thing though: some people shouldn't be allowed to breed! Hell, they should be banned from having sex altogether, just to be on the safe side!
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