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Crank 2 broodage

08.28.2008

If you've been waiting for a picture of Jason Statham as Chev Chelios brooding like there's no tomorrow in the upcoming CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE next to a sign reading that exact subtitle then boy are you in luck because just look down. In this installment of action lunacy, Chelios gets his heart replaced by an artificial ticker that needs regular jolts of electricity to keep pumping so expect Amy Smart to be banged in public more than once. The jolts start April 17th.

CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE

Extra Tidbit: If there's a CRANK 3, what the hell else could they do to Chelios?
Source: Lionsgate

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10:39PM on 08/30/2008
Crank 3

Chellios has to constantly masturbate to survive.

The title would instantly become ten times more clever.
Crank 3

Chellios has to constantly masturbate to survive.

The title would instantly become ten times more clever.
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6:38PM on 08/29/2008

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Haha, yeah I was thinking about the Niko Bellic resemblance while I was watching The Bank Job a couple of weeks ago.
Haha, yeah I was thinking about the Niko Bellic resemblance while I was watching The Bank Job a couple of weeks ago.
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5:51AM on 08/29/2008
Hope this movie doesn't disappoint coz i thought the first one was ok and they should have left it at that. If this was a prequel well then i'm all for it but all the same i'll still watch it.

As for crank 3, how about fitting him with mechanical lungs that need everything from steam to exhaust fumes in order for him to stay alive? (just a thought)
Hope this movie doesn't disappoint coz i thought the first one was ok and they should have left it at that. If this was a prequel well then i'm all for it but all the same i'll still watch it.

As for crank 3, how about fitting him with mechanical lungs that need everything from steam to exhaust fumes in order for him to stay alive? (just a thought)
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1:46AM on 08/29/2008
"anyone else think he kind of looks like Nico bellic from GTA 4"

Hell yes! Pick up Roman and hit the strip club. boo ya.
"anyone else think he kind of looks like Nico bellic from GTA 4"

Hell yes! Pick up Roman and hit the strip club. boo ya.
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10:53PM on 08/28/2008
anyone else think he kind of looks like Nico bellic from GTA 4
anyone else think he kind of looks like Nico bellic from GTA 4
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9:49PM on 08/28/2008
This movie is gonna be electric. The first one was pretty awesome and hilarious and ridiculous so I expect more awesomely ridiculous hilariousness with this one.
This movie is gonna be electric. The first one was pretty awesome and hilarious and ridiculous so I expect more awesomely ridiculous hilariousness with this one.
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9:26PM on 08/28/2008

Chelios the Cyborg...

... who gets sent back in time to kill more gangsters in New York.
... who gets sent back in time to kill more gangsters in New York.
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7:56PM on 08/28/2008
How many movies has this guy made in the past year?
How many movies has this guy made in the past year?
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