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Crank 3: Diabetes

6 years agoby:

In the first CRANK, Jason Statham was given a cocktail of drugs that required him to engage in adrenaline-fueled activities in order to survive, in the second, CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, he's implanted with an artificial heart that requires regular jolts of intense electricity to keep pumping and in the third, they're taking Statham to the limit by giving him…Diabetes. That's right, he must eat regular sugary snacks at all costs or he dies. Check it out below.

Extra Tidbit: What will CRANK 4 bring? Extreme Uno?
Source: College Humor

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10:41PM on 04/14/2009
What campy super villian keeps playing elaborate pranks on this guy? Dr. Evil? Can't someone just shoot him in the head. In Crank 3, I think it should be revealed that he has a layer of rubber (the stuff those little bouncy balls are made of) under his skin that explains why he bounced 10 feet in the air when he fell out of the copter.
What campy super villian keeps playing elaborate pranks on this guy? Dr. Evil? Can't someone just shoot him in the head. In Crank 3, I think it should be revealed that he has a layer of rubber (the stuff those little bouncy balls are made of) under his skin that explains why he bounced 10 feet in the air when he fell out of the copter.
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6:03AM on 04/14/2009

diabetes!!??!!?

oh man, this so funny!!

As for crank 4 how about injecting him with an O.D of oestrogen and he spends the movie trying to man-up so that he doesn't end up a cowardly pussy?
oh man, this so funny!!

As for crank 4 how about injecting him with an O.D of oestrogen and he spends the movie trying to man-up so that he doesn't end up a cowardly pussy?
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2:10AM on 04/14/2009
@raptor5 only that yours sucks.. and doesn't even work.
@raptor5 only that yours sucks.. and doesn't even work.
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8:56PM on 04/13/2009

First!

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Me and some buddies of mine actually made this before College Humor made theirs. Weird, huh?
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Me and some buddies of mine actually made this before College Humor made theirs. Weird, huh?
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8:30PM on 04/13/2009
I already know it better be Crank 3D!
I already know it better be Crank 3D!
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7:31PM on 04/13/2009
Crank 4: Diarrhea....they make him eat an extra powerful burrito and he has to find a bathroom before he craps his pants.
Crank 4: Diarrhea....they make him eat an extra powerful burrito and he has to find a bathroom before he craps his pants.
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6:19PM on 04/13/2009

STATHAM DONE TOO MUCH CRANK

Ha, this was funny. But I hope they don't do a Crank 3. Jason Statham has become the Will Ferrell of action movies. He is cranked out.
Ha, this was funny. But I hope they don't do a Crank 3. Jason Statham has become the Will Ferrell of action movies. He is cranked out.
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6:16PM on 04/13/2009

hahaha

"You mean I have to keep eating these or I'll die?"

"Uh no, not exactly."
"You mean I have to keep eating these or I'll die?"

"Uh no, not exactly."
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5:40PM on 04/13/2009
A friend sent this to me last week, this is FUCKIN' GOLD.

There's an awesome thread on IMDb with people trying to figure out what they should do for the 3rd one.
A friend sent this to me last week, this is FUCKIN' GOLD.

There's an awesome thread on IMDb with people trying to figure out what they should do for the 3rd one.
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