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Damon is a fatso

Jun. 13, 2008by: Ben Barna
I understand Matt Damon is married, but does he really have to let himself go like that? Thats gotta be the most obvious toupee Ive ever seen. It looks like a muskrat is masturbating on his head. And lose some weight, bro! Youre Jason Bourne, so act like it! I dont care if youre playing a role in THE INFORMANT that requires you to look like a an FBI informant schlub. Shape it up, broheem. Damon is playing Mark Whitacre in the Steven Soderbergh-directed film which is adapted from the book by Kurt Eichenwald. Whitacre suffered from bipolar disorder so expect an Oscar nomination for Damon. Hopefully hell get in shape for the awards. Click on the pic to see the rest.
Extra Tidbit: Here is the book's official website.
Source: Just Jared

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6:29AM on 06/16/2008

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another ben article......sigh....
another ben article......sigh....
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8:26PM on 06/13/2008

who cares

i totally agree with BahWeep, joblo aint a gossip site, this is just cheap.
i totally agree with BahWeep, joblo aint a gossip site, this is just cheap.
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4:59PM on 06/13/2008

Absurd

I fail to see how this is exactly newsworthy. It should be clear to anyone with half a brain that the man has gained some weight for the role.

You might want to invest a little time into researching the subjects, or abandon this newfound love affair with tabloid journalism. Either that or start a different site that acts as a gossip site for male celebrities (think moviehotties for women) where you'll be free to toss out baseless attacks at celebrities until your fingers ache.

Garbage
I fail to see how this is exactly newsworthy. It should be clear to anyone with half a brain that the man has gained some weight for the role.

You might want to invest a little time into researching the subjects, or abandon this newfound love affair with tabloid journalism. Either that or start a different site that acts as a gossip site for male celebrities (think moviehotties for women) where you'll be free to toss out baseless attacks at celebrities until your fingers ache.

Garbage deserving of a trashy gossip site. Joblo is better than this, I think.
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4:18PM on 06/13/2008
what, do you miss lookin at a buff matt damon? ha.. whoo cares if hes fat. Celebs have trainers that get em in shape in a month for roles and shit. Im more concerned about jessica alba bein all pregnant fat. waaaa
what, do you miss lookin at a buff matt damon? ha.. whoo cares if hes fat. Celebs have trainers that get em in shape in a month for roles and shit. Im more concerned about jessica alba bein all pregnant fat. waaaa
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11:33AM on 06/13/2008

Mergh. . .

How annoying. Last week, when she was dressed for a ROLE (acting, remember? The Method, you know?) Mr. Barna went on and on about Orange Anne Hathaway. This week, while Matt D. is photogged while in dress for a ROLE for which he's bulked up (acting, remember? The Method, you know?), he calls him a fatty. Um. The Beautiful People are not only beautiful because they are beautiful; no, they are beautiful because they know how to prepare for roles that will smack of truth.

Bah. And Gossip
How annoying. Last week, when she was dressed for a ROLE (acting, remember? The Method, you know?) Mr. Barna went on and on about Orange Anne Hathaway. This week, while Matt D. is photogged while in dress for a ROLE for which he's bulked up (acting, remember? The Method, you know?), he calls him a fatty. Um. The Beautiful People are not only beautiful because they are beautiful; no, they are beautiful because they know how to prepare for roles that will smack of truth.

Bah. And Gossip sites linked to this site? Wow. Downhill racer!
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10:40AM on 06/13/2008
Honestly, at looking over his pics, Damon doesn't seem to have gained THAT much weight. The thing is that most of the pictures are from the front and he's wearing a very white shirt. Plain white has a fattening effect on how you look. Thus, most people wearing white pants appear to have a fat ass. Much like black shirts have a slimming effect.

Of course, I could be wrong. He could have just pudged up something fierce.
Honestly, at looking over his pics, Damon doesn't seem to have gained THAT much weight. The thing is that most of the pictures are from the front and he's wearing a very white shirt. Plain white has a fattening effect on how you look. Thus, most people wearing white pants appear to have a fat ass. Much like black shirts have a slimming effect.

Of course, I could be wrong. He could have just pudged up something fierce.
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10:36AM on 06/13/2008
Aw poor guy. I love that IMDB still uses the picture of him from Good Will Hunting over 10 years ago.
Aw poor guy. I love that IMDB still uses the picture of him from Good Will Hunting over 10 years ago.
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