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03.13.2008

Wow, the INCREDIBLE HULK trailer was pretty good, but it just reminded me how outrageously orgasmic the DARK KNIGHT trailer was. Apparently, in order to further facilitate this whole marketing switch from The Joker to Harvey Dent, a fleet of 'Dentmobiles' are gonna be cruising around America. Why are they doing this? Why, to rally support for Mr. Dent, of course. And you can find out right HERE if they're gonna be coming to a city near you.

Question: who the hell else is running for District Attorney? How is this person not gonna be crushed? Harvey Dent seems to have the whole thing sewn up already with this massive publicity campaign. Look for him to secure the elderly vote next week the introduction of the complimentary Harvey Dental implants. THE DARK KNIGHT opens in cinemas on July 18th. I truly feel sorry for those kids who are just about old enough to grasp how awesome the movie is, but can look forward to a lifetime of no film ever coming close again. I've had a good life so far, I've seen and done some good shit, I'm ready for it to all go down hill, baby. Those kids, though? It just seems a little unfair.
Extra Tidbit: That chick in the picture isn't a JoBlo.com reader is she?

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4:37PM on 03/13/2008

I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT!

They came late to Venice, but I fuckin' believe, man.

I fuckin' believe. We need someone two-faced in office.
They came late to Venice, but I fuckin' believe, man.

I fuckin' believe. We need someone two-faced in office.
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3:18PM on 03/13/2008

interesting

Why is he doing a national tour if he's thinking about running for Gotham City only? Don't really get why people in Boulder CO would care who the district attorney in Gotham is...

No but seriously I wish I could go down to 3rd street today and check this out, I missed all the joker stuff and really regret it still (damn work and school) you probably just go down and get some of the bumper stickers or 'make a DENT in gotham's crime problem' banners (just made that up but maybe) but it'll be
Why is he doing a national tour if he's thinking about running for Gotham City only? Don't really get why people in Boulder CO would care who the district attorney in Gotham is...

No but seriously I wish I could go down to 3rd street today and check this out, I missed all the joker stuff and really regret it still (damn work and school) you probably just go down and get some of the bumper stickers or 'make a DENT in gotham's crime problem' banners (just made that up but maybe) but it'll be cool to see the people running around playing it straight...also when the hell do we get to see the Imax prologue? waited patiently for a new trailer and now that hasn't come so please give us something else.
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2:54PM on 03/13/2008

We Need Another Trailer!!!

I've watched the first one way too many times, I can qoute the damn thing line for line- just off the top of my head. I'm pretty sure there are alot of you peeps that can too!
I've watched the first one way too many times, I can qoute the damn thing line for line- just off the top of my head. I'm pretty sure there are alot of you peeps that can too!
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2:08PM on 03/13/2008
It's a cool idea, but they're skipping the Carolinas. I'm actually a little surprised Las Vegas won't be getting them either.
It's a cool idea, but they're skipping the Carolinas. I'm actually a little surprised Las Vegas won't be getting them either.
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1:33PM on 03/13/2008

also in response to Dark Knight's port

are you kidding? publicitiy was already high for it. now with ledger's second last performance in it as they say you cant buy publicity like that. they dont even need to try anymore. which is why i believe the dent site looks kinda shitty in comparisson to the other great joker ones. that and it being rushed on account of a new shift in marketing. anywasy they will not lose any money on this one. they're bulletproof. Gonna make it green now for a bit of variety.
are you kidding? publicitiy was already high for it. now with ledger's second last performance in it as they say you cant buy publicity like that. they dont even need to try anymore. which is why i believe the dent site looks kinda shitty in comparisson to the other great joker ones. that and it being rushed on account of a new shift in marketing. anywasy they will not lose any money on this one. they're bulletproof. Gonna make it green now for a bit of variety.
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1:30PM on 03/13/2008
yeah i hate to bitch and moan about europe not getting shit but seriously this is another perfect example of it! i want some cool gimicky advertising thingys! first hulk and now this. et tu tdk?

i miss joker sites too and i just pray they don't reveal two face before the movie( i know the toy but i dared not look at it. i still want some damn suspense in the whole thing). RIP ledger.
yeah i hate to bitch and moan about europe not getting shit but seriously this is another perfect example of it! i want some cool gimicky advertising thingys! first hulk and now this. et tu tdk?

i miss joker sites too and i just pray they don't reveal two face before the movie( i know the toy but i dared not look at it. i still want some damn suspense in the whole thing). RIP ledger.
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1:26PM on 03/13/2008

I MISS ....

... Joker viral sites. They were great!!! Too bad Warner is changing their campaign policy, we'll see what effect (in cash, of course) it will have on Dark Knight.
... Joker viral sites. They were great!!! Too bad Warner is changing their campaign policy, we'll see what effect (in cash, of course) it will have on Dark Knight.
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12:39PM on 03/13/2008
saturday night in boston! holler.

im amped. i cant wait to go.

i wonder what they'll be doing.
saturday night in boston! holler.

im amped. i cant wait to go.

i wonder what they'll be doing.
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12:10PM on 03/13/2008

SHIT!

Is Utah cursed or something? God, I wish I still lived in Texas.
Is Utah cursed or something? God, I wish I still lived in Texas.
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10:44AM on 03/13/2008
sorry, double posted when i returned to the page.
sorry, double posted when i returned to the page.
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10:39AM on 03/13/2008

Sweet mother of god

They will be just down the road tomorrow from 11-1pm. I will be there! What do they give out?
They will be just down the road tomorrow from 11-1pm. I will be there! What do they give out?
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