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Disaster Movie trailer

06.23.2008

The first trailer for Hollywood Anti-Christs' Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's latest cinematic excrement, DISASTER MOVIE, has recently infected the internet and it's as horridly humorless as everyone expected (except those people who for some spectacularly incomprehensible reason love these movies). Which, of course, means that it'll be number one at the box office and pave the way for another one of their celluloid abortions. See it below. It opens August 29th.

You'll also find a new poster below, which is as confoundedly stupid as the rest.

DISASTER MOVIE

Extra Tidbit: Yes, that's Kim Kardashian.
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4:23PM on 06/24/2008

Finally

One of these movies is aptly named. ;)
One of these movies is aptly named. ;)
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11:04AM on 06/24/2008

WHO GIVES THESE GUYS WORK?

Their "parodies" are basically ripoffs of scenes from other, better movies, with random sight gags and the latest bimbo of the week (looks like it's Kim Kardashian this week) thrown in. I can't believe anybody goes to see these movies, let alone enough people to put them at the top of the box office every time they come out. Then I remember how many people voted for Bush in 2004.

Those two need to be forced to re-enact Mr. Hands (with Bubba instead of a horse), 2 Girls 1 Cup (with my sh**),
Their "parodies" are basically ripoffs of scenes from other, better movies, with random sight gags and the latest bimbo of the week (looks like it's Kim Kardashian this week) thrown in. I can't believe anybody goes to see these movies, let alone enough people to put them at the top of the box office every time they come out. Then I remember how many people voted for Bush in 2004.

Those two need to be forced to re-enact Mr. Hands (with Bubba instead of a horse), 2 Girls 1 Cup (with my sh**), and finally the BME Pain Olympics, all on camera. Now that would be a f*cking hilarious movie!
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9:43AM on 06/24/2008
For some reason, I have the strongest urge to sue right now.
For some reason, I have the strongest urge to sue right now.
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4:40AM on 06/24/2008

Mehhhh

Instead of spoofs, can't we call these "trailer re-enactments"?

Instead of spoofs, can't we call these "trailer re-enactments"?

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2:56AM on 06/24/2008

WOW, utter crap! Who watches this?

UWE BOLL HAS LOST HIS CRAP CROWN! Never thought that would happen. Like so many ACTUAL Movie fans have said, "This SUCKS! Who pays for this s#@t, and why do people watch this crap. This is an utter embarrassment & the creators of this should be taken out and shot. Yes they deserve that fate because it is an obvious F-U to the idiot public. Mostly teenage boys. What a waste of everything. Hopefully one of these will bomb & these idiots will be kicked to the curb like they deserve.
UWE BOLL HAS LOST HIS CRAP CROWN! Never thought that would happen. Like so many ACTUAL Movie fans have said, "This SUCKS! Who pays for this s#@t, and why do people watch this crap. This is an utter embarrassment & the creators of this should be taken out and shot. Yes they deserve that fate because it is an obvious F-U to the idiot public. Mostly teenage boys. What a waste of everything. Hopefully one of these will bomb & these idiots will be kicked to the curb like they deserve.
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2:26AM on 06/24/2008

really?

really? i mean c'mon. i stopped watching spoof movies after scary movie 2. those ones were the ones i liked, anything after that just got ridiculous with their stories and especially with their acting. and for these peeps to come out and do another movie like this is just so damn fukin stupid! im mean, really? what the fuck. is that all you need to do to become mr hollywood, make some gay ass shitty movie like this. fukin ayy mann.

ok, ill stop.
really? i mean c'mon. i stopped watching spoof movies after scary movie 2. those ones were the ones i liked, anything after that just got ridiculous with their stories and especially with their acting. and for these peeps to come out and do another movie like this is just so damn fukin stupid! im mean, really? what the fuck. is that all you need to do to become mr hollywood, make some gay ass shitty movie like this. fukin ayy mann.

ok, ill stop.
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1:42AM on 06/24/2008
I'll be honest, Date Movie wasn't bad, then Epic Movie came out and Meet The Spartans shortly after alongside Superhero Movie. I saw them all and it is like watching the same movie over again just with different pop-culture references. I'm not even gonna see Disaster Movie, the poster is the only thing funny about it. It's probably only gonna last an hour with 10 minutes of deleted scenes and more bad pop-culture references.
I'll be honest, Date Movie wasn't bad, then Epic Movie came out and Meet The Spartans shortly after alongside Superhero Movie. I saw them all and it is like watching the same movie over again just with different pop-culture references. I'm not even gonna see Disaster Movie, the poster is the only thing funny about it. It's probably only gonna last an hour with 10 minutes of deleted scenes and more bad pop-culture references.
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1:42AM on 06/24/2008

Mmm...

I think you give too much publicity to this thing!!!
I think you give too much publicity to this thing!!!
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10:57PM on 06/23/2008

First Carlin dies

...Now this.

Fuck me dead, what a terrible day for comedy. To tell you the truth, I think martinphipps might be onto something there.

Christ, what happened to the days when teenagers would just go out and get fucked up on drugs on a Friday night instead of paying to see shit like this.
...Now this.

Fuck me dead, what a terrible day for comedy. To tell you the truth, I think martinphipps might be onto something there.

Christ, what happened to the days when teenagers would just go out and get fucked up on drugs on a Friday night instead of paying to see shit like this.
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10:47PM on 06/23/2008
My initial reaction was that maybe he was being a bit hard on these guys, but then I watched the trailer. What person over the age of five thinks this shit is funny. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL
My initial reaction was that maybe he was being a bit hard on these guys, but then I watched the trailer. What person over the age of five thinks this shit is funny. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL
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9:01PM on 06/23/2008

Too Kind

'Celluloid abortion' is too kind...these asswipes wouldn't know 'funny' if it crawled up their collective asses.
'Celluloid abortion' is too kind...these asswipes wouldn't know 'funny' if it crawled up their collective asses.
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7:41PM on 06/23/2008

My theory

My theory is that studios are paying these losers to parody their films as a way of promotion. How else do you explain the parodies of films that haven't come out yet?

Martin
My theory is that studios are paying these losers to parody their films as a way of promotion. How else do you explain the parodies of films that haven't come out yet?

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7:10PM on 06/23/2008
"From guys who've seen way too many movies"?
man i wasn't aware they'd seen any of the movies they'd parodied.
"From guys who've seen way too many movies"?
man i wasn't aware they'd seen any of the movies they'd parodied.
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7:05PM on 06/23/2008

Filmmakers like this...

... Make Uwe Boll look like Martin Scorsese.
... Make Uwe Boll look like Martin Scorsese.
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7:03PM on 06/23/2008
Things I'd rather watch besides this movie:
1. Paint drying on a wall
2. A WNBA game
3. C-SPAN
4. My own arm being cut off.

You get the idea. A note to the makers of this movie, watch Mel Brooks' movies. You'll never be 1/10 thaqt good.

BTW: I wasn't serious about the WNBA thing, I'm not that pathetic.
Things I'd rather watch besides this movie:
1. Paint drying on a wall
2. A WNBA game
3. C-SPAN
4. My own arm being cut off.

You get the idea. A note to the makers of this movie, watch Mel Brooks' movies. You'll never be 1/10 thaqt good.

BTW: I wasn't serious about the WNBA thing, I'm not that pathetic.
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6:28PM on 06/23/2008
Finally a movie that will live up to it's name....
Finally a movie that will live up to it's name....
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5:44PM on 06/23/2008
Did They Shoot This Movie In A Weekend? What A Steaming Heap!
Did They Shoot This Movie In A Weekend? What A Steaming Heap!
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5:41PM on 06/23/2008
Did They Shoot This Movie In A Weekend? What A Steaming Heap!
Did They Shoot This Movie In A Weekend? What A Steaming Heap!
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5:27PM on 06/23/2008

The trailer says it!

First the title, now the tagline:
"The end is coming!"

Oh, Irony! Beautiful Irony!


Apart the movie, I think this poster (and the one spoofing Day After Tomorrow) Is funny and creative.
I wish the makers of the film would only be half as funny and creative...
First the title, now the tagline:
"The end is coming!"

Oh, Irony! Beautiful Irony!


Apart the movie, I think this poster (and the one spoofing Day After Tomorrow) Is funny and creative.
I wish the makers of the film would only be half as funny and creative...
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5:05PM on 06/23/2008

AWESOME!

CAN'T WAIT! OMG!
CAN'T WAIT! OMG!
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4:29PM on 06/23/2008
Moments like this make me realize there is no God. *Shoots self in the head*
Moments like this make me realize there is no God. *Shoots self in the head*
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4:10PM on 06/23/2008

how?

how the hell are they spoofing movies that just came out this month and even ones that havent come out yet? and from looking at the cast this movie should just be called MadTV: The Movie
how the hell are they spoofing movies that just came out this month and even ones that havent come out yet? and from looking at the cast this movie should just be called MadTV: The Movie
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3:50PM on 06/23/2008

THE END IS NEAR

I just wanna say, they couldn't pick a better tag line.

I swear I think these guys are out trying to make a pop-culture movie epic of "The Divine Comedy". Or something. Anyway, I'm sure if somebody watched all their movies back to back there wou be some sick, twisted joke on society in there. But most people are probably not smart enough to get it.

Either way, I don't wanna find out.
I just wanna say, they couldn't pick a better tag line.

I swear I think these guys are out trying to make a pop-culture movie epic of "The Divine Comedy". Or something. Anyway, I'm sure if somebody watched all their movies back to back there wou be some sick, twisted joke on society in there. But most people are probably not smart enough to get it.

Either way, I don't wanna find out.
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3:23PM on 06/23/2008

Sucks

I thought trailers were out to make the movie look good.
I thought trailers were out to make the movie look good.
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3:22PM on 06/23/2008

Argh!

This is frustrating. I'm seriously offended as a human being.
This is frustrating. I'm seriously offended as a human being.
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3:14PM on 06/23/2008
I have never seen a movie from these assholes and never will. What disturbs me most of all is that Boll was right! Compared to these fuckers he IS a genius!
I have never seen a movie from these assholes and never will. What disturbs me most of all is that Boll was right! Compared to these fuckers he IS a genius!
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3:12PM on 06/23/2008
I cant even believe this shit is real.
I cant even believe this shit is real.
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3:09PM on 06/23/2008
I have never seen a movie from these assholes and never will. What disturbs me most of all is that Boll was right! Compared to these fuckers he IS a genius!
I have never seen a movie from these assholes and never will. What disturbs me most of all is that Boll was right! Compared to these fuckers he IS a genius!
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3:07PM on 06/23/2008
Gotta give it to them, they've spoofed almost every single movie a lot of us haven't seen yet.

But another company already did Superhero Movie and these guys are using a bunch of superhero references. Is this even a disaster movie? I saw maybe one hint at one the entire trailer.
Gotta give it to them, they've spoofed almost every single movie a lot of us haven't seen yet.

But another company already did Superhero Movie and these guys are using a bunch of superhero references. Is this even a disaster movie? I saw maybe one hint at one the entire trailer.
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3:04PM on 06/23/2008

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lol, i laughed at the Hancock spoof though.
lol, i laughed at the Hancock spoof though.
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3:02PM on 06/23/2008
This is what I get for thinking it couldn't get worse.
This is what I get for thinking it couldn't get worse.
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2:45PM on 06/23/2008
I believe this is appropriatly titled, because it is a disastor of a movie
I believe this is appropriatly titled, because it is a disastor of a movie
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2:37PM on 06/23/2008

Oh and p.s.

10 x 0 still equals 0
10 x 0 still equals 0
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2:36PM on 06/23/2008

Wow

This looks hilarious! I can't even begin to fathom the number of laugh out loud moments that will exist in the realm of this movie! Alright! Bring it on. Iron Man gets hit with a cow? That's original, forget the fact that they used the same gag when that black chick landed on Paris Hilton in Epic Movie. This looks ten times better! Look out Dark Knight, this movie's totally gonna kick your ass! WOOT! Sarcasm is fun!
This looks hilarious! I can't even begin to fathom the number of laugh out loud moments that will exist in the realm of this movie! Alright! Bring it on. Iron Man gets hit with a cow? That's original, forget the fact that they used the same gag when that black chick landed on Paris Hilton in Epic Movie. This looks ten times better! Look out Dark Knight, this movie's totally gonna kick your ass! WOOT! Sarcasm is fun!
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2:34PM on 06/23/2008
A truly appropriate movie title.
A truly appropriate movie title.
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2:28PM on 06/23/2008

Wow!

There really is nothing worse than an unfunny comedy. Hell, I'll even give stupid-looking films like Wanted a viewing on DVD. At least I know it won't be boring. But this?

Please, someone...make it stop!
There really is nothing worse than an unfunny comedy. Hell, I'll even give stupid-looking films like Wanted a viewing on DVD. At least I know it won't be boring. But this?

Please, someone...make it stop!
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2:16PM on 06/23/2008

Things like this...

make me sad to be a movie-goer.
make me sad to be a movie-goer.
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2:14PM on 06/23/2008
When did they make this movie? Most of these movies referenced just came out and Hancock isn't even out yet! What the hell is wrong with Hollywood?!
When did they make this movie? Most of these movies referenced just came out and Hancock isn't even out yet! What the hell is wrong with Hollywood?!
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2:13PM on 06/23/2008
the writers of these movies should all be lined up and shot one by one...they turn normal people into total idiots in under an hour and a half.
the writers of these movies should all be lined up and shot one by one...they turn normal people into total idiots in under an hour and a half.
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2:11PM on 06/23/2008
Looks like they just gathered some clips from the trailers and made a movie around them... terrible terrible...
Looks like they just gathered some clips from the trailers and made a movie around them... terrible terrible...
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2:10PM on 06/23/2008
Wow, um...a cow fell on Iron Man. How funny! Oh wait, it isn't and makes zero sense.
Wow, um...a cow fell on Iron Man. How funny! Oh wait, it isn't and makes zero sense.
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2:09PM on 06/23/2008

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/sigh.
/sigh.
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2:01PM on 06/23/2008

Ugh.................................

I think I threw up in my mouth watching this crap. Funny how they are making fun of movies that have just come out or aren't even out, which is absurd. You sure these guys didn't work for Asylum at some point? Terrible.
I think I threw up in my mouth watching this crap. Funny how they are making fun of movies that have just come out or aren't even out, which is absurd. You sure these guys didn't work for Asylum at some point? Terrible.
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