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02.11.2008
Meet Stan Helsing. He’s a video store clerk who on one Halloween night must reluctantly save his town from the six most famous monsters in cinema history. Oh f*ck it. I was just about to write—or at least try to write—some nifty little yarn about this dude Stan Helsing, and I was going to keep you hanging off my every word, wondering until the very last one just what the hell I was talking about, but like I said before f*ck it. STAN HELSING is a monster movie spoof written and directed by the guy who wrote SOUL PLANE and produced TURISTAS. And to be honest, I thought these straight-up spoofs went out with the Jerk. It’d be nice to see some progression. When will they end? Once every genre in existence has been shittily spoofed? Can’t wait until we see TORTURE PORN MOVIE. But then again, every thing I just said could be wrong and this movie might have promise. Maybe I’d be more optimistic if the man behind it had a stronger track record.

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Extra Tidbit: Bo Zenga also had a producing credit on the first SCARY MOVIE.

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4:43PM on 02/12/2008
Sounds more like The Monster Squad. The title is pretty much a Shaun of the Dead ripoff. So...is there anything original about it?
Sounds more like The Monster Squad. The title is pretty much a Shaun of the Dead ripoff. So...is there anything original about it?
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2:30PM on 02/11/2008
This sounded very Shawn of the Dead-ish... until i saw who was behind it.

Now it just sounds wack.
This sounded very Shawn of the Dead-ish... until i saw who was behind it.

Now it just sounds wack.
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12:32PM on 02/11/2008

good lord

Damn to hell all the people who go to the theaters and help these films make money.
Damn to hell all the people who go to the theaters and help these films make money.
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10:51AM on 02/11/2008
what the hell are you talking about? Is the intro to this artical really what the story is about?
what the hell are you talking about? Is the intro to this artical really what the story is about?
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3:46AM on 02/11/2008

god sake

when i first read the title stan helsing, i thought this could be a cool little comedy film, until i read the word 'spoof' now i have no hope for this film, im not bothered anymore
when i first read the title stan helsing, i thought this could be a cool little comedy film, until i read the word 'spoof' now i have no hope for this film, im not bothered anymore
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