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Dorff does porn

04.24.2009

It was only a matter of time before Stephen Dorff turned to pornography. Fortunately for him, it isn't actual porn (yet), but rather a comedy co-written by Adam Sandler, called BORN TO BE A STAR. The film centers on a small-town Midwestern nerd (Nick Swardson) who discovers that his parents were famous porn stars. Christina Ricci will play Swardson's girlfriend. Dorff will play "Dick Shadow," a legendary porn star.

I swear it is movies like these that kill life for nerds. There must be like ten hot nerdy girls on the planet. And even then your chances are slim. It is basic supply and demand. "One Tree Hill" is another. Straight up, more people have died in balloon-related accidents than have hooked up with girls so impossibly out of their league than the kid "Mouth", on that show. It's like the percentage of street kids who make it to the NBA. That's why I'll take a chick with three arms and a lisp.
Extra Tidbit: Dorff is credited with providing the "ugh" on Lenny Kravitz' recording of "American Woman"
Source: Variety

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11:44PM on 04/27/2009

HAHAHA...

So Billy Madison, Bogie Lowenstien and that kid from The Gate are going to be in movie? One in which said kid from The Gates porn star name will be "Dick Shadow"? Oh, oh this I have to see.
So Billy Madison, Bogie Lowenstien and that kid from The Gate are going to be in movie? One in which said kid from The Gates porn star name will be "Dick Shadow"? Oh, oh this I have to see.
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11:44PM on 04/27/2009

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9:49AM on 04/25/2009
I honestly thought the headline was referring to the Tim Conway character "dorf". I'll have that stuck in my mind for days now, dammit.
I honestly thought the headline was referring to the Tim Conway character "dorf". I'll have that stuck in my mind for days now, dammit.
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12:32AM on 04/25/2009

So Fucking What.

Best movie he ever did.
Best movie he ever did.
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7:39PM on 04/24/2009
Dorff in a porn movie? Yummy.
Dorff in a porn movie? Yummy.
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4:18PM on 04/24/2009

good news, good OTH commentary

that kid used to be "Minkus" on boy meets world. and yea, the kid gets some serious tail on that show and yet is always crying about it.
that kid used to be "Minkus" on boy meets world. and yea, the kid gets some serious tail on that show and yet is always crying about it.
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4:10PM on 04/24/2009

swardson!

Awesome, Nick Swardson starring in a movie, it should be hilarious.
Awesome, Nick Swardson starring in a movie, it should be hilarious.
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3:47PM on 04/24/2009
Swardson is the best
Swardson is the best
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3:14PM on 04/24/2009

Bout time!

It's about time Adam Sandler's production company made a movie for Nick Swardson! That dude is hilarious!
It's about time Adam Sandler's production company made a movie for Nick Swardson! That dude is hilarious!
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2:46PM on 04/24/2009
Stephen Dorff and Adam [link]

Nerds can get chicks too. Women go for more then looks. They're not like men that way (thank goodness). Napolean Dynamite said it best

"Girls like guys who've got great skills!"

That's the real secret to getting chicks.
Stephen Dorff and Adam [link]

Nerds can get chicks too. Women go for more then looks. They're not like men that way (thank goodness). Napolean Dynamite said it best

"Girls like guys who've got great skills!"

That's the real secret to getting chicks.
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