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Dwayne Johnson assures it will be boobs & butts galore in Baywatch

04.10.2017

This summer will have plenty of lasers blasting, man-spiders swinging, wondrous women and pirates…pirating. But they’ll all lack one key ingredient: nudity – gratuitous, glorious, grand nudity. No movie will pay homage to the human form more than BAYWATCH, the R-rated comedy film based off the show that made running on the beach both slow in motion and all around magnificent. Doubt it will really give up the goods? Then Dwayne Johnson is here to assure you they’ve made your dreams a reality.

We worked hard to make sure the flesh quota was high, there’s more gratuitous boobs, bums, abs, whatever per minute than you can imagine. Plot was important, don’t get me wrong, but so was sorting out our slow motion runs.

I don’t think the men lying to their wives about where they’re going (and wives to their husbands, for that matter) at night or the kids trying to sneak in to see some cleavage are going to risk so much for the plot, but it’s nice Johnson cares. In fact, he wants to let you know the nudity won’t distract from the comedy, which is the most important part (*wink wink*).

I think people are going to be shocked that Baywatch has got dirty – but there are a lot of laughs.

The trailers have been focusing more on the language and R-rated gags in the movie than the sexuality, but when you mix an adult rating with any beach scenario the human brain swirls with all the potential. It's like a LEGOLAND of filth...a Disneyland of debauchery! Did I ruin your childhood? Good, now watch some naked people like a adult.

BAYWATCH arrives May 25 with Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Alexandra Daddario and more.

Source: The Sun

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