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Eclipse has some scary vampires and an even scarier new banner poster

May. 13, 2010by: Niki Stephens

The internet has been a buzz this week with all the artists that will be on the soundtrack for ECLIPSE. Music is very important in a vampire movie. These songs will be acquired by teen girls who listen to them while dreaming of world where they are the Bella to Edward Cullen/Jacob Black. So, who's included on the soundtrack? Thom Yorke, Muse, Sia, The Bravery, Band of Horses, and The Dead Weather to just to name a few.

Okay, now to move on to what this article is actually about. Latino Review posted this new banner (see above) for the film today that just does nothing for me. I actually shook my head in shame. Then there's a new clip that features the oldest vampire clan, The Volturi. If you for some reason watched NEW MOON, you'll remember them. It's a short clip that shows The Volturi trying to decide what they are going to do about the newborn vampires running wild in Seattle. I'm not giving my thoughts on it. I'll let you guys do that.

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5:07PM on 05/13/2010
There's nothing I could write at the moment that would convey the truth depth of my hatred for this particular series.
There's nothing I could write at the moment that would convey the truth depth of my hatred for this particular series.
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11:41PM on 05/13/2010
I have hated just about everything you have ever posted on this site. But this post made me laugh.
I have hated just about everything you have ever posted on this site. But this post made me laugh.
5:17PM on 05/13/2010

it sucks

and I didn't even bother to watch the above.

why do I even bother commenting?
and I didn't even bother to watch the above.

why do I even bother commenting?
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5:17PM on 05/13/2010

it's not so bad

it'll all be over in about a year or so
it'll all be over in about a year or so
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7:33PM on 05/13/2010
Nope, it won't be over until Summer of 2012, when the second and last of the two-parter for BREAKING DAWN gets released. Yes, TWO MORE FUCKING YEARS OF THIS CRAP.
Nope, it won't be over until Summer of 2012, when the second and last of the two-parter for BREAKING DAWN gets released. Yes, TWO MORE FUCKING YEARS OF THIS CRAP.
5:42PM on 05/13/2010
OMG another year?!
OMG another year?!
5:18PM on 05/13/2010
they look like video game characters in that banner. WTF??
they look like video game characters in that banner. WTF??
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5:26PM on 05/13/2010
Wow do I ever hate this craze.
Wow do I ever hate this craze.
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5:33PM on 05/13/2010

Chris Redfield...Jill Valentine...Barry Burton!

Stop! Don't open that door....The acting on the opening scene of RE1 were more impressive than this cock sandwich.
Stop! Don't open that door....The acting on the opening scene of RE1 were more impressive than this cock sandwich.
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5:39PM on 05/13/2010
id rather have my gnuts dragged over a mile of broken glass. dAHUmMMMBBB!
id rather have my gnuts dragged over a mile of broken glass. dAHUmMMMBBB!
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5:45PM on 05/13/2010
I say screw Team Edward or Team Jacob!

I say Double Team Bella!!!
I say screw Team Edward or Team Jacob!

I say Double Team Bella!!!
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6:19PM on 05/13/2010
TTTTTBBBBBTTTTTSSSSSS < That's me making a loud fart noise with my tongue.
TTTTTBBBBBTTTTTSSSSSS < That's me making a loud fart noise with my tongue.
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4:57PM on 05/14/2010
haha. that made me laugh. thumbs up even though it wont undo any of this.
haha. that made me laugh. thumbs up even though it wont undo any of this.
8:00PM on 05/13/2010
C'mon that all you got gimme a little more I can take it ya Pansie's.
C'mon that all you got gimme a little more I can take it ya Pansie's.
6:27PM on 05/13/2010
I like the banner and I think this movie is literally going to kick everyone in their faces while they are sitting down in the theater.
I like the banner and I think this movie is literally going to kick everyone in their faces while they are sitting down in the theater.
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6:34PM on 05/13/2010
Are Twilight fans raiding JoBlo?! Why are there so many thumbs down?! This isn't Youtube, let's not abuse that button just because it's there.
Are Twilight fans raiding JoBlo?! Why are there so many thumbs down?! This isn't Youtube, let's not abuse that button just because it's there.
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7:03PM on 05/13/2010
I too am upset over the massive thumbs down attack that has happened
I too am upset over the massive thumbs down attack that has happened
6:35PM on 05/13/2010
The clip visually was okay -the acting/dialogue here was major amateur ....Dakota Fanning a little babe! Despite all maybe this film will have some real edge for a change?
The clip visually was okay -the acting/dialogue here was major amateur ....Dakota Fanning a little babe! Despite all maybe this film will have some real edge for a change?
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6:49PM on 05/13/2010
My roommates and I watched both Twilights and drank every time something stupid happened. We got really drunk and the movies became masterpieces.

Highly recommend these movies if you are watching them in a similar way.
My roommates and I watched both Twilights and drank every time something stupid happened. We got really drunk and the movies became masterpieces.

Highly recommend these movies if you are watching them in a similar way.
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6:59PM on 05/13/2010
Twilight is successful for its core audience which is young girls who love it. For everyone else, particularly fans of real vampire movies where they have fangs, burn in daylight instead of sparkle, etc. The Twilight franchise is a monster success, there is no stopping it. This movie is going to do well regardless of people like me who wish Blade would just enter that world and slay them all.
Twilight is successful for its core audience which is young girls who love it. For everyone else, particularly fans of real vampire movies where they have fangs, burn in daylight instead of sparkle, etc. The Twilight franchise is a monster success, there is no stopping it. This movie is going to do well regardless of people like me who wish Blade would just enter that world and slay them all.
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7:21PM on 05/13/2010

ya, joblo is being trolled

by twifans, that is just too many thumbs down, so much that it is becoming suspicious
by twifans, that is just too many thumbs down, so much that it is becoming suspicious
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7:28PM on 05/13/2010
Twilight is only *mildly* enjoyable if you watch it as a weak parody.
Twilight is only *mildly* enjoyable if you watch it as a weak parody.
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11:05PM on 05/13/2010
For me it's the kind of movie that, if it weren't so god damn HUGE it could be enjoyable as a "so bad it's good" movie.
For me it's the kind of movie that, if it weren't so god damn HUGE it could be enjoyable as a "so bad it's good" movie.
7:31PM on 05/13/2010

THUMB ME, BABY!

I call them Twilitterheads since their brains have been stuffed full of that garbage. Oh, and it might have something to do with it being Robert Pattinson's 24th bday today. Knowing this makes me hate myself, but alas, it is what I do.
I call them Twilitterheads since their brains have been stuffed full of that garbage. Oh, and it might have something to do with it being Robert Pattinson's 24th bday today. Knowing this makes me hate myself, but alas, it is what I do.
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7:36PM on 05/13/2010

*pulls out his mace*

BEGONE YOU EVIL TWIHARD BASTARDS!


(BTW, all you need to do is clear your cookie history on your browser, reload the page and you can vote again. It takes seconds).
BEGONE YOU EVIL TWIHARD BASTARDS!


(BTW, all you need to do is clear your cookie history on your browser, reload the page and you can vote again. It takes seconds).
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9:48PM on 05/13/2010
well I can say by that clip that the look of the film has improoved.
well I can say by that clip that the look of the film has improoved.
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11:21PM on 05/13/2010

Well, I did my bit.

I thumbed up the earlier posts.
The Twilight Forum Wars have begun!

All part of the fun.
I thumbed up the earlier posts.
The Twilight Forum Wars have begun!

All part of the fun.
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11:36PM on 05/13/2010
Apparently Dark Elfa has 40 computers to give as many thumbs down as possible.
Seriously that clip was the gayest shit I have ever seen. These vampires look like they want to suck penises not blood.
Apparently Dark Elfa has 40 computers to give as many thumbs down as possible.
Seriously that clip was the gayest shit I have ever seen. These vampires look like they want to suck penises not blood.
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11:41PM on 05/13/2010
Fucking double post.
Fucking double post.
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1:00AM on 05/14/2010
That banner sucks! Such a bad photoshop job.

The dialogue in the clip is just as stilted and bad as the two previous installments.

Why are people so stupid and crave this shit?

Yes, I have read all 4 books, and they are painful.
That banner sucks! Such a bad photoshop job.

The dialogue in the clip is just as stilted and bad as the two previous installments.

Why are people so stupid and crave this shit?

Yes, I have read all 4 books, and they are painful.
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2:24AM on 05/14/2010

Dead Weather??!

for fuck's sake.
I actually know who that band is.
i'm kinda disappointed in them.
for fuck's sake.
I actually know who that band is.
i'm kinda disappointed in them.
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3:47AM on 05/14/2010

Oh the humanity!

As soon as Breaking Dawn becomes a real movie and releases its first trailer, people will realize what a horrible mistake the Twilight series is. That or actually mature and get past this phase of being blind to horrible things. These tweens should love zombies because they will never break your heart. They'll just rip it out of your chest and eat it for dessert.
As soon as Breaking Dawn becomes a real movie and releases its first trailer, people will realize what a horrible mistake the Twilight series is. That or actually mature and get past this phase of being blind to horrible things. These tweens should love zombies because they will never break your heart. They'll just rip it out of your chest and eat it for dessert.
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10:41AM on 05/14/2010

This Crap Will Never End.

The horror will last for years. It's really sad when then simple announcement of a new Twilight movie is scarier then a Hollywood horror movie.
The horror will last for years. It's really sad when then simple announcement of a new Twilight movie is scarier then a Hollywood horror movie.
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10:54AM on 05/14/2010
Friday pt. 2 gets axed, yet we keep getting this loverboy vampire crap. Twilight, True Blood, Vampire Diaries are for FAGS!
Friday pt. 2 gets axed, yet we keep getting this loverboy vampire crap. Twilight, True Blood, Vampire Diaries are for FAGS!
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8:26AM on 05/15/2010
Yes, Twilight and Vampire Diaries are shit but don't be hating on True Blood; that's one of the best shows on TV right now.
Yes, Twilight and Vampire Diaries are shit but don't be hating on True Blood; that's one of the best shows on TV right now.
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4:30PM on 05/14/2010

I win

I've got the most thumbs downs.
I've got the most thumbs downs.
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8:25AM on 05/15/2010

WTF???

I just watched that clip and that was terrible! The acting was incredibly stilted, especially from Dakota Fanning who's probably one of the best young actresses out there. Somebody needs to learn how to writer dialog, STAT.
I just watched that clip and that was terrible! The acting was incredibly stilted, especially from Dakota Fanning who's probably one of the best young actresses out there. Somebody needs to learn how to writer dialog, STAT.
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8:26AM on 05/15/2010

WTF???

I just watched that clip and that was terrible! The acting was incredibly stilted, especially from Dakota Fanning who's probably one of the best young actresses out there. Somebody needs to learn how to writer dialog, STAT.
I just watched that clip and that was terrible! The acting was incredibly stilted, especially from Dakota Fanning who's probably one of the best young actresses out there. Somebody needs to learn how to writer dialog, STAT.
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