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02.02.2011

Behold, The Situation's new promo spot for Justin Bieber's NEVER SAY NEVER. Throw some Real Housewives in there, and you've got yourself a stew!

Yes, I am posting this to get a rise out of you, as I know that JoBlo.com is generally not populated with Bieber or Jersey Shore fans as you are all not A) 12 and/or B) idiots. But this video just made me feel really old. Is this what's appealing to the youth market these days? I don't understand the dichotomy.

There's a boy who looks and sings like a girl, and then there's a guy who looks and talks like a walking caricature of what a "man" should be. Hulking and monosyllabic.

So when you complain that the quality of entertainment is going down in our current society, it's not the media's fault, it's ours. We've created these monsters, and now can only kill them by switching our interest elsewhere.

It's probably a tough sell to switch out Bieber for The Beatles on your little cousin's iPod, or swap out Jersey Shore for Arrested Development reruns on your roommates DVR, but we can try, can't we?

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8:10PM on 02/03/2011

Ugh

I had forgotten that this turd of a movie even existed before reading this article.

The worst thing about this is that the movie will likely open to a fuckton amount of money and won't disappear into obscurity as it very much deserves to do so.
I had forgotten that this turd of a movie even existed before reading this article.

The worst thing about this is that the movie will likely open to a fuckton amount of money and won't disappear into obscurity as it very much deserves to do so.
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9:44AM on 02/03/2011

Zomg

Somewhere while that was being filmed the Antichrist was born. And with each viewing he is getting stronger.
Somewhere while that was being filmed the Antichrist was born. And with each viewing he is getting stronger.
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12:40AM on 02/03/2011

Rant time!

Just when I think the general lack of taste in this fine, if media drenched, country of ours hasn't quite hit rock bottom, I'm proven dead damned wrong. Man I hate that Beiber kid. Maybe if he actually learned to play an instrument well (fucking poppy chords out of a songbook don't count) and learn to sing like something other than a pop diva, I'd start respecting him. And his hit singles being about adult relationship material and love when his damned balls haven't even dropped is just
Just when I think the general lack of taste in this fine, if media drenched, country of ours hasn't quite hit rock bottom, I'm proven dead damned wrong. Man I hate that Beiber kid. Maybe if he actually learned to play an instrument well (fucking poppy chords out of a songbook don't count) and learn to sing like something other than a pop diva, I'd start respecting him. And his hit singles being about adult relationship material and love when his damned balls haven't even dropped is just insulting. On a further note, that tanned mongoloid up there is an affront to manliness. Fuck him too.
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11:20PM on 02/02/2011

What the...

fuck...i'd like someone to WAPAAW these two douches upside the head. This is really what appeals to our children these days? you know, if that snotnosed motherfucker never went on oprah and would just cut that ridiculous ficking haircut (dude looks like a lesbian), he'd be normal...i guess, but fuck!!! If this is what's popular then the world is fucked.
fuck...i'd like someone to WAPAAW these two douches upside the head. This is really what appeals to our children these days? you know, if that snotnosed motherfucker never went on oprah and would just cut that ridiculous ficking haircut (dude looks like a lesbian), he'd be normal...i guess, but fuck!!! If this is what's popular then the world is fucked.
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8:18PM on 02/02/2011
I'm not drinking anymore, but that bit of video killed the equivalent of at least a million braincells. I'm sure it will do even worse for the dummies that watch the movie
I'm not drinking anymore, but that bit of video killed the equivalent of at least a million braincells. I'm sure it will do even worse for the dummies that watch the movie
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7:53PM on 02/02/2011
The situation, more like the SHITUATION. Justin Bieber, more like....man fuck justin bieber
The situation, more like the SHITUATION. Justin Bieber, more like....man fuck justin bieber
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3:40PM on 02/02/2011
People need to relax and not hate things because it's the 'in' thing to do... Stop conforming like robots...

GTL baby, haha.
People need to relax and not hate things because it's the 'in' thing to do... Stop conforming like robots...

GTL baby, haha.
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7:43PM on 02/02/2011
Conforming cuts both ways, but I do see the irony in bashing one cultural touchstone, while falling over yourself to line up for another. It's hard to take a Twilight-badger seriously, when you've read a post where they've been moved to tears over the tragic fate of Summer Glau's career.
Conforming cuts both ways, but I do see the irony in bashing one cultural touchstone, while falling over yourself to line up for another. It's hard to take a Twilight-badger seriously, when you've read a post where they've been moved to tears over the tragic fate of Summer Glau's career.
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3:39PM on 02/02/2011
People need to relax and not hate things because it's the 'in' thing to do... Stop conforming like robots...

GTL baby, haha.
People need to relax and not hate things because it's the 'in' thing to do... Stop conforming like robots...

GTL baby, haha.
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3:25PM on 02/02/2011
Oh great, instead of having one douchebag in a promo they decided to double-up on the shittiness and put two dumb douches in a promo. Can't believe this kid actually has a movie already. Two ways this could go down: He plays it smart, remains a boyscout thruout his life, becomes somewhat of a pop icon. OR, he can't control his boners, gets it on with a couple of pornstars, snorts some premium shit, and ends up becoming TMZ's new b!tch, thus fading into obscurity and allowing a new "boy wonder"
Oh great, instead of having one douchebag in a promo they decided to double-up on the shittiness and put two dumb douches in a promo. Can't believe this kid actually has a movie already. Two ways this could go down: He plays it smart, remains a boyscout thruout his life, becomes somewhat of a pop icon. OR, he can't control his boners, gets it on with a couple of pornstars, snorts some premium shit, and ends up becoming TMZ's new b!tch, thus fading into obscurity and allowing a new "boy wonder" to bask under the spotlight. It's the ultimate battle of public image vs raging hormones.
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3:05PM on 02/02/2011
The first time I've ever heard the word "bitches" used to promote a G rated film. The Situation is literally the reason bad things happen in the world.
The first time I've ever heard the word "bitches" used to promote a G rated film. The Situation is literally the reason bad things happen in the world.
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2:48PM on 02/02/2011

speaking of the beatles..

...i wasn't alive when they came over to the states in the 60s. but did ppl have a negative reaction to them like we do with justin beiber, nsync, and other crappy boy bands like that?
i would hope not
...i wasn't alive when they came over to the states in the 60s. but did ppl have a negative reaction to them like we do with justin beiber, nsync, and other crappy boy bands like that?
i would hope not
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2:01PM on 02/02/2011
Now I'm not a Jersey Shore fan, the only episode I've ever seen was when I was with my girlfriend. Now I never get on this site to comment, I haven't been on my account in a year and even then it was just to see the updates. Now I understand the hate for Justin Bieber because he's young. But honestly he's not a terrible artist. Yeah he's young but his voice isn't terrible and he's a decent musician if anybody has actually looked into it. He got lucky from youtube and became a star. People stop
Now I'm not a Jersey Shore fan, the only episode I've ever seen was when I was with my girlfriend. Now I never get on this site to comment, I haven't been on my account in a year and even then it was just to see the updates. Now I understand the hate for Justin Bieber because he's young. But honestly he's not a terrible artist. Yeah he's young but his voice isn't terrible and he's a decent musician if anybody has actually looked into it. He got lucky from youtube and became a star. People stop hating on him.

Now as far as the way this generation is entertained, it's obviously gonna be different from when any of you were young. I'm 18 and I deal. Yes the same things that you found entertaining, might not be seen as entertaining to this generation.

I really wish this site would do a better job of monitoring the comments and the way some members blatantly insult other members. I remember a few years ago this was not tolerated at all, even if it was an indirect insult by somebody trying to be slick, they would be given a warning.

I still love this site and it's my main page for movie news, but I wish the same effort was put into making sure members respect each other like they did before.

Oh & I'll probably be taking my gf to see that Bieber move for Valentines day.
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3:35PM on 02/02/2011
"Now as far as the way this generation is entertained, it's obviously gonna be different from when any of you were young."

Ha! Dude this isn't a retirement home, how old do you think everyone else here is, really? When anyone here was "young"? So mid-20's - mid-30's is old now? I just turned 24,that's not even a decade away from you, hardly considered a generation away, and sometimes I get this urge to stab Justin Bieber. Nothing to do with different generations when you're dealing with a
"Now as far as the way this generation is entertained, it's obviously gonna be different from when any of you were young."

Ha! Dude this isn't a retirement home, how old do you think everyone else here is, really? When anyone here was "young"? So mid-20's - mid-30's is old now? I just turned 24,that's not even a decade away from you, hardly considered a generation away, and sometimes I get this urge to stab Justin Bieber. Nothing to do with different generations when you're dealing with a pretentious f**knut who has the most annoying hairdo I have ever seen in my life. Oh, and I don't hate kid-artistes. I don't hate Willow Smith and she's way younger. Don't like her, but don't hate her. Just comes to show it's a matter of shittiness and not age.
3:52PM on 02/02/2011
Willow Smith is terrible. Even worse than Justin Bieber. But it must be nice to have parents who will make you famous simply because you are their offspring.
Willow Smith is terrible. Even worse than Justin Bieber. But it must be nice to have parents who will make you famous simply because you are their offspring.
12:33AM on 02/03/2011
There is a significant difference between members blatantly insulting each other, and members blatantly insulting musical hacks and pretty boys. This is, as far as I know, an open forum. We're allowed to rant, rave, debate, and come up with biting zingers about things we hate. Most of the adult population hate Justin Beiber. And that's not because he's tiny or pubescent, It's because he generally sucks and is only entertaining to people with an equal or lesser amount of pubes. See that? That's
There is a significant difference between members blatantly insulting each other, and members blatantly insulting musical hacks and pretty boys. This is, as far as I know, an open forum. We're allowed to rant, rave, debate, and come up with biting zingers about things we hate. Most of the adult population hate Justin Beiber. And that's not because he's tiny or pubescent, It's because he generally sucks and is only entertaining to people with an equal or lesser amount of pubes. See that? That's an opinion. No monitoring needed. Isn't free speech a wonder?
1:45PM on 02/02/2011

Dear guy who wrote this article:

Your little rant about society and turning our interest elsewhere makes no sense. I mean, I totally agree with you, however you wrote and posted this article hoping for Joblo readers to click and watch, thus perpetuating the saturation of SHIT on the internet and in media. Obviously I was curious enough to click on the article (because I expected to read something witty that mocked these "celebs," which you did have in there a little - thank you). But it needs to either just be entirely
Your little rant about society and turning our interest elsewhere makes no sense. I mean, I totally agree with you, however you wrote and posted this article hoping for Joblo readers to click and watch, thus perpetuating the saturation of SHIT on the internet and in media. Obviously I was curious enough to click on the article (because I expected to read something witty that mocked these "celebs," which you did have in there a little - thank you). But it needs to either just be entirely that, or just not on here at all. PLEASE don't post more articles like this, and maybe the Joblo community as a whole can feel a little better about being a part of the solution, not the problem. Yours in geekiness,

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3:03PM on 02/02/2011
Dear guy responding to guy who wrote this article:

Please start your own website so i dont have to read your self-righteous comments on how Joblo should be run, what the writers should write, your rants on spelling and grammar, or your railing against internet piracy. some of us dont take all of this so seriously and/or dont walk around with sticks up our ass.

Hunglowman
Dear guy responding to guy who wrote this article:

Please start your own website so i dont have to read your self-righteous comments on how Joblo should be run, what the writers should write, your rants on spelling and grammar, or your railing against internet piracy. some of us dont take all of this so seriously and/or dont walk around with sticks up our ass.

Hunglowman
3:26PM on 02/02/2011
Had that bottled up for a while did you? How about you stop taking my comments so seriously. It makes it seem like you have a stick up your ass. I'm just a movie news website patron who makes comments. Nothing to get all worked up over by posting your own comments. Uh.... wait. Did you just try and tell me that you don't like what I do by doing the exact same thing? Brilliant.
Had that bottled up for a while did you? How about you stop taking my comments so seriously. It makes it seem like you have a stick up your ass. I'm just a movie news website patron who makes comments. Nothing to get all worked up over by posting your own comments. Uh.... wait. Did you just try and tell me that you don't like what I do by doing the exact same thing? Brilliant.
3:51PM on 02/02/2011
not bottled up nor worked up. Nor do i take you or your comments seriously. Nor do i care that you are the only nozzle on here using his actual picture as an avatar (it's not doing you any favors). I am just suggesting that if you are going to constantly boo-hoo what joblo writer's do than perhaps you should take your show on the road.
not bottled up nor worked up. Nor do i take you or your comments seriously. Nor do i care that you are the only nozzle on here using his actual picture as an avatar (it's not doing you any favors). I am just suggesting that if you are going to constantly boo-hoo what joblo writer's do than perhaps you should take your show on the road.
3:57PM on 02/02/2011
Dude seriously, lighten up a bit. I'm not one to talk nor am I here to make enemies. You seem cool just ease up a tad. The only reason why people get mad is because you do tend to go a wee bit over board at times. Sure joblo isn't a prestigious movie news website and sure some articles are horribly written and misspelled (Sampson, I'm talkin' to you.) but we don't come here for the typos and nor do most of us care if things are grammatically correct. I for one understand your gripe (it bothers
Dude seriously, lighten up a bit. I'm not one to talk nor am I here to make enemies. You seem cool just ease up a tad. The only reason why people get mad is because you do tend to go a wee bit over board at times. Sure joblo isn't a prestigious movie news website and sure some articles are horribly written and misspelled (Sampson, I'm talkin' to you.) but we don't come here for the typos and nor do most of us care if things are grammatically correct. I for one understand your gripe (it bothers me too as sometimes grammar can be a pet peeve) but Dude I've seen some of your posts and although constructive, sometimes it just gets annoying for others because well, we know some articles are written poorly. Anyway... Point is... A lot of us just don't care (THAT much) so take it easy man. We are not here to point out the shortcomings of others. We're here to talk about, enjoy, discuss, dissect, and debate movies. Take care. And again... No animosity what so ever. So if you decide to respond getting all defensive... Well... I don't know what to tell you. I tried...
3:58PM on 02/02/2011
I'm with Coco.
I'm with Coco.
4:09PM on 02/02/2011
Haha ok - I will take it under consideration, as your opinion means a great deal to me and my decision-making. But don't get your hopes up cowgirl. And obviously you do care, or else you wouldn't be checking back to see if I respond, and commenting on my picture.

My comments are what they are - I like the site, but also want it to be the best it can be, and thus the grammar corrections. I am an avid believer that sites like this are a wonderful replacement for magazines, etc. However, there
Haha ok - I will take it under consideration, as your opinion means a great deal to me and my decision-making. But don't get your hopes up cowgirl. And obviously you do care, or else you wouldn't be checking back to see if I respond, and commenting on my picture.

My comments are what they are - I like the site, but also want it to be the best it can be, and thus the grammar corrections. I am an avid believer that sites like this are a wonderful replacement for magazines, etc. However, there is nothing wrong with wanting the writing to reflect that. Apparently what you are saying is that I give the Joblo columnists too much credit, and perhaps they can't proofread. I beg to differ - I think they can, and if they did, it would only help the site. So if my annoying comments get them to do just that, then good. And if it means I just get people like you telling me I'm a dick, I can live with that too. But my guess is that sounding like a dick would get more noticed by the Joblo team than anything else. Again, it's a big-picture thing. At least, this is what I tell myself, when the truth is I have way too much freedom to fuck around on the internet at work.

As far as this article/comment, I just wanted to point out to the author the irony of posting an article that says what this one says. I was hoping he might catch onto what I was saying and think it ironic/funny himself. And seriously, does Justin Bieber news need to be on this site?
4:15PM on 02/02/2011
Coco pic guy - Your comment I really will take into consideration. Maybe I just like the anonymous jabbering and confrontation from behind my keyboard. But seriously, this original post wasn't meant to be mean, just to point out the irony.
Coco pic guy - Your comment I really will take into consideration. Maybe I just like the anonymous jabbering and confrontation from behind my keyboard. But seriously, this original post wasn't meant to be mean, just to point out the irony.
5:28PM on 02/02/2011
Yeah dude. I understand. WE understand. We really do. It's all love here on Joblo. We all share one common interest. But imo if you really want to get "noticed" by the joblo team, why don't you just message the writer or joblo himself. I know you have an mfc profile so honestly, it would be a hell of a lot easier for you to get some recognition. Joblo, The Godfather himself (lol) is on MFC quite often so I'm pretty sure he'd be delighted in what you have to say. But ya gotta understand they're
Yeah dude. I understand. WE understand. We really do. It's all love here on Joblo. We all share one common interest. But imo if you really want to get "noticed" by the joblo team, why don't you just message the writer or joblo himself. I know you have an mfc profile so honestly, it would be a hell of a lot easier for you to get some recognition. Joblo, The Godfather himself (lol) is on MFC quite often so I'm pretty sure he'd be delighted in what you have to say. But ya gotta understand they're still working out the kinks. I for one would prefer a delete option for when we dp or get dp'ed (double post) lol but I got a strong feeling that won't happen anytime soon... So... I'll just sit here and enjoy movie discussions and being peacemaker. And we can all agree on wanting this site to be its best and reach its full potential. I get you. Sampson get your shit together! lol
1:27PM on 02/02/2011
And I was just thinking if there's ever been an article that's gotten 0% before... now this.
And I was just thinking if there's ever been an article that's gotten 0% before... now this.
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1:26PM on 02/02/2011

Unbelievable

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1:26PM on 02/02/2011

You just wait till you get hairs on your BIeber

And then it's alllll OVVVEERRR!!!!
And then it's alllll OVVVEERRR!!!!
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1:12PM on 02/02/2011
"WAPOW!"
"WAPOW!"
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1:01PM on 02/02/2011
Piece of shit collides with another piece of shit. Also, those two make men look bad and a bunch of sissies
Piece of shit collides with another piece of shit. Also, those two make men look bad and a bunch of sissies
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1:00PM on 02/02/2011
Are you allowed to say bitches in a commercial for a rated G movie?
Are you allowed to say bitches in a commercial for a rated G movie?
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12:58PM on 02/02/2011

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