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Evil Disney princesses

09.04.2009

Thus far, it seems that most everyone who's in the anti-Disney/Marvel camp is worried that the mouse is going to kiddify their favorite comic book characters, that we’ll soon be seeing X-Babies movies from here to kingdom come.

But what if that’s not what happens, what if it goes the other way? What if instead Marvel injects a little bit of maturity into the Disney classics we all grew up with? Now, artist Jeff Thomas didn’t draw these because of the merger (he did them a few months back), but they’re pretty damn awesome to behold nonetheless.

See some of the best ones below, and click on them to head over to Jeff’s site to see them all.

Extra Tidbit: I'm gonna have nightmares about those dwarves.
Source: Jeff Thomas

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2:34PM on 09/06/2009
Wait a minute, is the writer of this article not only suggesting that there ISN'T a level of maturity to classic Disney cartoons, but that turning something into a gorish zombie mash up of generic Macfarlane porportions automatically makes something "mature"?

It's some cool artwork, but these would be stupid as Disney films.
Wait a minute, is the writer of this article not only suggesting that there ISN'T a level of maturity to classic Disney cartoons, but that turning something into a gorish zombie mash up of generic Macfarlane porportions automatically makes something "mature"?

It's some cool artwork, but these would be stupid as Disney films.
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12:45AM on 09/07/2009
You're misreading my use of "mature." I'm talking "rated M for mature," not "wow that eight year-old is really mature for his age."
You're misreading my use of "mature." I'm talking "rated M for mature," not "wow that eight year-old is really mature for his age."
1:18AM on 09/06/2009

dumb

sure, they're fun, but kinda crappy Photoshop drawings. however, suggesting they could be ideas for new Disney films is stupid. and yes, the Marvel/Disney merger is super lame, but as long as Disney keeps it's mits off WB and DC comics, i'm happy.
sure, they're fun, but kinda crappy Photoshop drawings. however, suggesting they could be ideas for new Disney films is stupid. and yes, the Marvel/Disney merger is super lame, but as long as Disney keeps it's mits off WB and DC comics, i'm happy.
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9:42PM on 09/05/2009

Evil Princesses

Now, I can't wait for DISNEY ZOMBIES.
Now, I can't wait for DISNEY ZOMBIES.
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8:16PM on 09/05/2009
boobs not big enuff and needs coco level cameltoe.
boobs not big enuff and needs coco level cameltoe.
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2:52PM on 09/05/2009

horrible

this is the worst idea ever.
this is the worst idea ever.
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1:28PM on 09/05/2009

Watch my score turn negative

Seriously - turn these pictures into films? This is the site that vomits over an SNL sketch being turned into a 90 minute comedy - and you want to turn posters of evil chicks into feature length cartoons?

Never mind the fact that you pretty much wind up divorcing the character from any context by making her the antagonist.

I hate Disney cartoons, but I don't think making evil versions would improve them.

An evil Little Mermaid feature length film. These would amount to nothing
Seriously - turn these pictures into films? This is the site that vomits over an SNL sketch being turned into a 90 minute comedy - and you want to turn posters of evil chicks into feature length cartoons?

Never mind the fact that you pretty much wind up divorcing the character from any context by making her the antagonist.

I hate Disney cartoons, but I don't think making evil versions would improve them.

An evil Little Mermaid feature length film. These would amount to nothing except a commentary on the Disney aesthetic as it relates to morality. That's a fucking term paper - not something to sit through on the big screen. Ariel saves the prince, and then what - tears his throat out? Yeah - that's a satisfying narrative.

I guess as long as it looks "edgy" and "dark" - who cares if the story is shit, right?
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10:10PM on 09/05/2009
I agree with your point but Disney cartoons do not suck. +1 from me
I agree with your point but Disney cartoons do not suck. +1 from me
11:41PM on 09/04/2009

Neat

I dont know about this whole merger...as long as I dont see any XMen of the Caribbean or some other stupidity.
I dont know about this whole merger...as long as I dont see any XMen of the Caribbean or some other stupidity.
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11:21PM on 09/04/2009

I like but they don't go far enough.

Not Bad cept I would have Belle of Beauty and The Beast in some sort of S&M gear with the beast as her slave...but that's just me....and for some reason Nala brings back memories of Watership Down.
Not Bad cept I would have Belle of Beauty and The Beast in some sort of S&M gear with the beast as her slave...but that's just me....and for some reason Nala brings back memories of Watership Down.
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9:50PM on 09/05/2009
Seriously? Get a girlfriend.
Seriously? Get a girlfriend.
10:31PM on 09/04/2009

Pass

I mean, I really hate people making 'twisted' versions of stuff. It's too kitschy for my tastes and a bad excuse to put skulls on everything. Also, did he really put dripping eyeliner on a lioness?

..but aside from that, some of these really suck in terms of execution; I don't think it's the drawing as much as it is shitty digital color. Traditional media would look so much better.
I mean, I really hate people making 'twisted' versions of stuff. It's too kitschy for my tastes and a bad excuse to put skulls on everything. Also, did he really put dripping eyeliner on a lioness?

..but aside from that, some of these really suck in terms of execution; I don't think it's the drawing as much as it is shitty digital color. Traditional media would look so much better.
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12:54PM on 09/05/2009
I agree the whole "lets make everything look like it belongs on a hot topic t-shirt" is getting REALLY OLD.
I agree the whole "lets make everything look like it belongs on a hot topic t-shirt" is getting REALLY OLD.
1:23PM on 09/05/2009
I fully agree, but unfortunately I think we're in the minority. The fact that there's really no story to any of these doesn't phase people. There's a serious Beavis and Butthead mentality kicking around the Strike Backs. I didn't get the memo that non-evil things made to look evil, for absolutely no reason, except to look evil, is totally kick-ass.

I'm all for evil shit in entertainment and art - but give it some fucking context. By making those characters evil, you kind of divorce them
I fully agree, but unfortunately I think we're in the minority. The fact that there's really no story to any of these doesn't phase people. There's a serious Beavis and Butthead mentality kicking around the Strike Backs. I didn't get the memo that non-evil things made to look evil, for absolutely no reason, except to look evil, is totally kick-ass.

I'm all for evil shit in entertainment and art - but give it some fucking context. By making those characters evil, you kind of divorce them from all context that makes them who they are - so you're looking at drawings of spooky looking chicks.

I also agree, they aren't very well done.
10:06PM on 09/05/2009
Thank god you guys see it the way I do. All this talk of a "dark" oz where Dorothy is in bondage and shit, and now we got "evil" Disney princesses. It is boring and unoriginal and the only people that are into this stuff are emos and people who spend more time in their world of warcraft life than in their actual life. And the quality does suck.
Thank god you guys see it the way I do. All this talk of a "dark" oz where Dorothy is in bondage and shit, and now we got "evil" Disney princesses. It is boring and unoriginal and the only people that are into this stuff are emos and people who spend more time in their world of warcraft life than in their actual life. And the quality does suck.
9:51PM on 09/04/2009
I can totally back this.
I can totally back this.
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8:12PM on 09/04/2009
REALLY FREAKING WELL DONE!
REALLY FREAKING WELL DONE!
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7:56PM on 09/04/2009
Wow these are excellent...I especially like Mulan there. Plus I think it might be impossible to make Timon from The Lion King look evil...
Wow these are excellent...I especially like Mulan there. Plus I think it might be impossible to make Timon from The Lion King look evil...
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7:45PM on 09/04/2009
These look fine and all, but are hardly original or breathtaking.
These look fine and all, but are hardly original or breathtaking.
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6:06PM on 09/04/2009
'Scuse the language, but these are fucking awesome!!!
'Scuse the language, but these are fucking awesome!!!
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5:48PM on 09/04/2009
I would love if Marvel did some comics like this. I guess I'm one of the few who is very indifferent about the Disney and Marvel merge.
I would love if Marvel did some comics like this. I guess I'm one of the few who is very indifferent about the Disney and Marvel merge.
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5:45PM on 09/04/2009

Excellent

Really digging the art work here. It is doubtful Disney would ever let their prizes of joy look like this on film - but it would be pretty sweet.
Really digging the art work here. It is doubtful Disney would ever let their prizes of joy look like this on film - but it would be pretty sweet.
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5:28PM on 09/04/2009

Awesome

These drawings are amazing. Disney should work with this guy in developing concepts for future films.
These drawings are amazing. Disney should work with this guy in developing concepts for future films.
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5:03PM on 09/04/2009

The drawings are cool, but JoBlo already ran this story several months ago...

...I think they even showcased the exact same pictures.
...I think they even showcased the exact same pictures.
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4:16PM on 09/04/2009

killer!

These are out of this world! all are amazing, my favorite is Pocahontas and Snow White, those dwarvs look evil!
These are out of this world! all are amazing, my favorite is Pocahontas and Snow White, those dwarvs look evil!
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4:02PM on 09/04/2009
Those are pretty damn awesome, especially Snow White.

And you know what? I actually wouldn't mind an X-Babies movie.
Those are pretty damn awesome, especially Snow White.

And you know what? I actually wouldn't mind an X-Babies movie.
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3:43PM on 09/04/2009

Nice!

Snow White's my new background. These are all excellent, very nice idea and well executed.
Snow White's my new background. These are all excellent, very nice idea and well executed.
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3:39PM on 09/04/2009

Sleeping Beauty

It's not shown above, but make sure to check out the rest and see the one for Sleeping Beauty.
It's not shown above, but make sure to check out the rest and see the one for Sleeping Beauty.
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2:58PM on 09/04/2009
could be pretty sweet. the Alice In Wonderland one makes me think of the show "warehouse 13". they did an episode about Alice and the mirror, and Alice had been stuck in it for a Century and was rather dark and evil. was kind of tight.
could be pretty sweet. the Alice In Wonderland one makes me think of the show "warehouse 13". they did an episode about Alice and the mirror, and Alice had been stuck in it for a Century and was rather dark and evil. was kind of tight.
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2:16PM on 09/04/2009

BETTER

Not bad... Maybe there's hope.
Not bad... Maybe there's hope.
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2:14PM on 09/04/2009

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somehow lil mermaid and snow still look kinda hot...in a slutty way...lol....good art!awesome!
somehow lil mermaid and snow still look kinda hot...in a slutty way...lol....good art!awesome!
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2:13PM on 09/04/2009
man the seven dwarves one is BAD ASS AS FUCK!!!!!
man the seven dwarves one is BAD ASS AS FUCK!!!!!
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2:13PM on 09/04/2009
Pumba looks hilarious and adorable ;)
Pumba looks hilarious and adorable ;)
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2:07PM on 09/04/2009

Those are....

Terrifying
Terrifying
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