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Exclusive: Machete Kills TV spot and poster gear you up for explosive mayhem!

Sep. 27, 2013by:
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MA-CHET-EEEEE!!!

Every time I see a MACHETE KILLS ad or TV spot now all I can hear is Sofia Vergara screaming out his name, which is pretty damn funny. Vergara just looks like she's having a blast hamming it up for this film, which is THE place to do that. Over-the-top, insane, silly, violent, and full of ridiculous one-liners, MACHETE KILLS is the perfect recipe for batshit craziness as we head into the fall season and should be a nice change of pace from the heavier material that's chugging down the pipe. Today, we have an exclusive 30-second spot AND the exclusive Canadian one-sheet for the flick.

Taco time:

Here's the synopsis:

The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.

I'm looking forward to seeing this nutty little flick and will be checking my brain at the door for some old-fashioned action B-movie tastiness. Plus, it's hard to ignore the bevy of hot chicks that are gracing this little opus, including Vergara, Amber Heard, Alexa Vega, and Lady Gaga, all of them bringing the badassery and assery to the proceedings. I could think of worse ways to spend 107 minutes.

MACHETE KILLS on October 11, 2013.

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8:31PM on 09/27/2013
Anyone who doesn't like this needs to get the pickle out of their @$$.
Anyone who doesn't like this needs to get the pickle out of their @$$.
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1:27PM on 09/27/2013
Needs more Mel.
Needs more Mel.
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