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Exclusive: Steven Seagal has a kickass goatee in this clip from Absolution

04.21.2015

I have fond memories of Steven Seagal kicking ass in movies like HARD TO KILL, MARKED FOR DEATH, and UNDER SIEGE. Hell, Seagal's brief scenes in EXECUTIVE DECISION were pretty awesome too. In recent years, the man has done everything from direct to video action flicks to reality television. Even at the age of 63, the man is still churning out movies on a regular basis. His latest, ABSOLUTION, opens next month and we have an exclusive first clip from the movie.

When a contract killer (Steven Seagal) encounters a girl on the run from a mob boss (Vinnie Jones) with powerful political ties, he is torn between protecting the girl, and remaining loyal to the government agency that hired him for the mission.

Seagal has played characters good and evil but he has rarely been adorned with such a magnificent beard. On the merits of the goatee alone I will give ABSOLUTION a shot, but it also doesn't hurt that Vinnie Jones is in this as well. Do I have high expectations for this movie to be a return to Seagal's heyday? No, but you could do worse than seeing him kick ass and take names. Hell, his goatee could do it all by itself!

ABSOLUTION opens in theaters and on-demand May 15th.

Extra Tidbit: Goddamn, that goatee is going to haunt my nightmares.
Source: JoBlo.com

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2:36PM on 04/22/2015

That poster...

That poster could not be a more obvious Bourne Legacy rip-off...
That poster could not be a more obvious Bourne Legacy rip-off...
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2:07AM on 04/22/2015
Watching Seagal fight a man while he is still sitting is like the perfect metaphor for his current acting career.
Watching Seagal fight a man while he is still sitting is like the perfect metaphor for his current acting career.
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7:27PM on 04/21/2015
Has Seagal been considered for Movie Prison column? If not, he should be.
Has Seagal been considered for Movie Prison column? If not, he should be.
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7:00PM on 04/21/2015

Kudos to the editor

for making it look like Steven Seagal's actually fighting in the clip. The other guy had sweeter moves, IMO.
for making it look like Steven Seagal's actually fighting in the clip. The other guy had sweeter moves, IMO.
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5:17PM on 04/21/2015

Seagal must eat......

And he does, quite a bit apparently.
And he does, quite a bit apparently.
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3:10PM on 04/21/2015

3 Things

lol
1. Seagals non caring attitude is played to perfection because he can't act
2. Nice to see Ryu Show up
3. Why is Segal sitting in a leather recliner in the center of a restaurant with no one else sitting on a couch, but at tables?
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1. Seagals non caring attitude is played to perfection because he can't act
2. Nice to see Ryu Show up
3. Why is Segal sitting in a leather recliner in the center of a restaurant with no one else sitting on a couch, but at tables?
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