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Final poster a Disaster

07.03.2008
The final poster for DISASTER MOVIE has hit the web, and itís a goodie. Look at who theyíre spoofing in this one! Itís the Chipmunks! Itís the Princess from ENCHANTED! Itís Iron Man! Itís the Hulk! This is amazing! Thereís even Batman! And look, Hancock is chilling too! Wait, is that Hellboy, Juno, and even the Kung Fu Panda too?! And, omg, look whoís in front!!! Itís Indiana Jones, only heís short and black!! This is going to be hilarious!!! Not.

Extra Tidbit: Hey DARK KNIGHT, come the f*ck out already!
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2:14PM on 07/08/2008

Death to the infadeals!!!!!!

Im with McClane Maniac lets kill them all.
Im with McClane Maniac lets kill them all.
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11:14AM on 07/08/2008
I find it funny that a lot of people say they don't want these sort of films to be made. Then they come out and make a shit load of money which begs the [link] WATCHES THIS FUCKING GARBAGE?????? REALLY??? I'D LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY PAY MONEY TO SEE THIS AND SPIT IN THEIR FACE!
I find it funny that a lot of people say they don't want these sort of films to be made. Then they come out and make a shit load of money which begs the [link] WATCHES THIS FUCKING GARBAGE?????? REALLY??? I'D LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY PAY MONEY TO SEE THIS AND SPIT IN THEIR FACE!
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9:14PM on 07/03/2008
WHY GOD WHY!!!!???
WHY GOD WHY!!!!???
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8:46PM on 07/03/2008

HA HA

The title is very appropriate, considering this movie WILL be a huge disaster.
The title is very appropriate, considering this movie WILL be a huge disaster.
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5:55PM on 07/03/2008
I hate the people who create this crap, but I can't stop there. I hate the actors for actually doing this trash, the writers (using the term very loosely), the camera men, the set designers, wardrobe, or anyone else who was minutely involved. Hell, if you walk by someone who is actually considering seeing this garbage and do not immediately bitch-slap him/her, I hate you too.
I hate the people who create this crap, but I can't stop there. I hate the actors for actually doing this trash, the writers (using the term very loosely), the camera men, the set designers, wardrobe, or anyone else who was minutely involved. Hell, if you walk by someone who is actually considering seeing this garbage and do not immediately bitch-slap him/her, I hate you too.
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3:03PM on 07/03/2008
Given the opportunity I would literally spit in the face of the asshole who sactioned the approval of this movie. Why even post this story? Don't give it aymore attention than it's getting already.
Given the opportunity I would literally spit in the face of the asshole who sactioned the approval of this movie. Why even post this story? Don't give it aymore attention than it's getting already.
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2:45PM on 07/03/2008

fuck

It's not just like, Oh man disaster movies out. Thats gonna suck. It enrages me. I wanna just punch someone in the tooth
It's not just like, Oh man disaster movies out. Thats gonna suck. It enrages me. I wanna just punch someone in the tooth
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2:17PM on 07/03/2008

WTF joblo?

I know you're a movie site, but these films hardly qualify in the true meaning.
I know you're a movie site, but these films hardly qualify in the true meaning.
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1:16PM on 07/03/2008

Why bother...

making publicity for a crap that almost everybody will

a) not see.
b) hate.

?
making publicity for a crap that almost everybody will

a) not see.
b) hate.

?
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12:25PM on 07/03/2008

sparkholiday

If you meant any of that, may God strike you down where you stand.
If you meant any of that, may God strike you down where you stand.
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11:53AM on 07/03/2008

OMG!

WUT R U GUYZ SAYN, THIS LOOK RLY FUNNNY!!111!! LOLZ, BLK INDY JONZ! ROFL! MYBE BEST MOV1E OF TEH YEAR!
WUT R U GUYZ SAYN, THIS LOOK RLY FUNNNY!!111!! LOLZ, BLK INDY JONZ! ROFL! MYBE BEST MOV1E OF TEH YEAR!
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11:25AM on 07/03/2008
I keep thinking there is some great master plan here.

Wait, maybe they're supervillains of the movies bastardizing every remotely credible character/film that gets any publicity whatsoever.

Wait, why am I asking? Of course! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD FOLKS!
I keep thinking there is some great master plan here.

Wait, maybe they're supervillains of the movies bastardizing every remotely credible character/film that gets any publicity whatsoever.

Wait, why am I asking? Of course! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD FOLKS!
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10:26AM on 07/03/2008

ATTENTION WHORES.....

.....that's exactly what they are. "Hey, look at me...I'm Disaster Movie, I spoof things that haven't even released yet, I also spoof lotsa stuff that people love and enjoy! I use midgets that were funny a decade ago...hyu hyu hyu...ha ha ha...I still think I'm funny and like to shove shitloads of my shit in people's faces...!" F*ckin' morons who make these dumb-as-f*ck flicks time and time again. Why, damnit, why??!!
.....that's exactly what they are. "Hey, look at me...I'm Disaster Movie, I spoof things that haven't even released yet, I also spoof lotsa stuff that people love and enjoy! I use midgets that were funny a decade ago...hyu hyu hyu...ha ha ha...I still think I'm funny and like to shove shitloads of my shit in people's faces...!" F*ckin' morons who make these dumb-as-f*ck flicks time and time again. Why, damnit, why??!!
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8:27AM on 07/03/2008

Ugh

its like the makers are trying to make a bad movie.
its like the makers are trying to make a bad movie.
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8:26AM on 07/03/2008

midgets

i cant beleive they are still using midget ppl in those kinds of bollocks moviees.
i cant beleive they are still using midget ppl in those kinds of bollocks moviees.
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7:40AM on 07/03/2008
Someone should slip toxic gas cylinder into the air vents of the theater during each showing; its the quickest and most humane way to clean the gene pool. Though this may require the use of two theaters at each location, so to have proper time to dispose of the bodies, between showings. And we could use the film profits and donate them to schools for further prevention.
Someone should slip toxic gas cylinder into the air vents of the theater during each showing; its the quickest and most humane way to clean the gene pool. Though this may require the use of two theaters at each location, so to have proper time to dispose of the bodies, between showings. And we could use the film profits and donate them to schools for further prevention.
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7:39AM on 07/03/2008

I'm all for it!

On one condition: That natural disasters strike every cinema that screens this turd, and kill everybody inside who has paid to see it... It's not like we'd be losing smart people, and the rest of us could get a giggle out of the irony, surely.

Seriously though, these cunting trainwreck movies have got to be part of some kind of elaborate Hollywood money laundering scam. There's just no other explanation.

On one condition: That natural disasters strike every cinema that screens this turd, and kill everybody inside who has paid to see it... It's not like we'd be losing smart people, and the rest of us could get a giggle out of the irony, surely.

Seriously though, these cunting trainwreck movies have got to be part of some kind of elaborate Hollywood money laundering scam. There's just no other explanation.

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4:22AM on 07/03/2008
OMG! LOOKIT ALL THESE FUCKIN' CHARACTERS IN THERE! HO HO HO HO! I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Please kill me...
OMG! LOOKIT ALL THESE FUCKIN' CHARACTERS IN THERE! HO HO HO HO! I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Please kill me...
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4:06AM on 07/03/2008
I'm gonna go watch WALL-E again just to wash the taste of this crap out of my mouth.
I'm gonna go watch WALL-E again just to wash the taste of this crap out of my mouth.
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3:26AM on 07/03/2008
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the constitution ban cruel and unusual punishment?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the constitution ban cruel and unusual punishment?
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3:08AM on 07/03/2008

if this happens

If there's a scene in this movie called "3 Chipmunks 1 Cup," then maybe this movie has a chance.

'Cause remember Alvin ate poop in the trailer.
If there's a scene in this movie called "3 Chipmunks 1 Cup," then maybe this movie has a chance.

'Cause remember Alvin ate poop in the trailer.
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2:51AM on 07/03/2008
*Sigh* .......again.
*Sigh* .......again.
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2:14AM on 07/03/2008

there is no god and

this pile of shit proves it.
this pile of shit proves it.
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2:08AM on 07/03/2008
Thankfully, the Only God that I worship (his name is Maddox) wrote about this on his stone tablets, errrr, website.

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He takes a potshot at all those "Vague Genre Movies" and the people who finance them.
Thankfully, the Only God that I worship (his name is Maddox) wrote about this on his stone tablets, errrr, website.

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He takes a potshot at all those "Vague Genre Movies" and the people who finance them.
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1:54AM on 07/03/2008
You know, wouldn't a better name for these "spoof" movies that come out EVERY year be like "Spoof movie: 200X" and then just put in the year. You know kinda like " Now That's what I call music 47". I mean It's called Disaster Movie, but which one of those were disasters? Or do they mean (like I originally thought) like actual movies where a disaster happens like Day after tomorrow or Twister or some shit, which there havent really been any of those out for a while so what exactly does that
You know, wouldn't a better name for these "spoof" movies that come out EVERY year be like "Spoof movie: 200X" and then just put in the year. You know kinda like " Now That's what I call music 47". I mean It's called Disaster Movie, but which one of those were disasters? Or do they mean (like I originally thought) like actual movies where a disaster happens like Day after tomorrow or Twister or some shit, which there havent really been any of those out for a while so what exactly does that title mean, considering most of the movies in there are huge blockbusters. Shouldnt it be like "Blockbuster Movie" or some shit like that? What the hell? God I wish I could find a WMD. I mean where are they when you need them??
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1:50AM on 07/03/2008

The apocolypse

What's sad is this movie will still make a good amount of money. What a sick world we live in.
What's sad is this movie will still make a good amount of money. What a sick world we live in.
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1:44AM on 07/03/2008

No way.

I wonder how much of this movie I could actually stand. Like if I was strapped to a movie theater chair, how long could I sit there before I broke and just gouged my eyes out?
I wonder how much of this movie I could actually stand. Like if I was strapped to a movie theater chair, how long could I sit there before I broke and just gouged my eyes out?
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1:41AM on 07/03/2008

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