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First photo from Fast Five ratchets up the homoerotic tension

Dec. 13, 2010by: Mike Sampson

It doesn't take a film student to notice the homoerotic undertones in the FAST AND THE FURIOUS film franchise. It's obvious enough that SNL created the Digital Short "Fast and the Bi-Curious" starring Andy Samberg and Seth Rogen as two gearheads who can't get enough of each other. It almost seems now as if FAST FIVE is parodying the SNL parody as the first still from the film looks like something right out of the Lonely Island video.

Are they arguing about exploding pistons or dipsticks? In fairness, it looks as if USA Today, who premiered the above image, may have cropped it to amplify the hot tension between the film's two stars but still...

The FAST FIVE trailer will premiere tomorrow afternoon on Vin Diesel's Facebok page if you need to see exactly where this scene is headed.

Extra Tidbit: "Just like the Vin Diesel movie only slightly gayer!"
Source: USA Today

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9:29AM on 12/14/2010
Vinny D looks like a lil pussay boy compared to THE ROCK!
Vinny D looks like a lil pussay boy compared to THE ROCK!
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4:04AM on 12/14/2010
Best thing about these movies is that whenever a new one comes out stupid people try and emulate the stunts in them and end up getting killed.
Best thing about these movies is that whenever a new one comes out stupid people try and emulate the stunts in them and end up getting killed.
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1:06AM on 12/14/2010
To be fair, most male confrontations are laden with homosexual undertones anyways.
To be fair, most male confrontations are laden with homosexual undertones anyways.
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1:12AM on 12/14/2010
I meant to see these days.
I meant to see these days.
10:27PM on 12/13/2010
Looks like Vin Diesel will be another victim of the Rock Bottom.
Looks like Vin Diesel will be another victim of the Rock Bottom.
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8:14PM on 12/13/2010
I'd see it tomorrow if I could.
I'd see it tomorrow if I could.
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8:09PM on 12/13/2010
The Rock looks like such a badass. This movie is going to be great. I'm very excited. I hope we get a trailer soon.
The Rock looks like such a badass. This movie is going to be great. I'm very excited. I hope we get a trailer soon.
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8:02PM on 12/13/2010
I've hated all of the movies of this franchise and this promises to be no different.
I've hated all of the movies of this franchise and this promises to be no different.
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3:40PM on 12/13/2010
If you look at that picture and immediately think "That's homoerotic" then you just might be gay.
If you look at that picture and immediately think "That's homoerotic" then you just might be gay.
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1:06PM on 12/13/2010

hmmm

Why are Dwayne Johnson's biceps always glistening in every pic he's ever in. I swear this guy pays someone to just walk around and rub lube on his arms or something.

Also the bald+goatee looks horrible on the guy. Poor lil feller.
Why are Dwayne Johnson's biceps always glistening in every pic he's ever in. I swear this guy pays someone to just walk around and rub lube on his arms or something.

Also the bald+goatee looks horrible on the guy. Poor lil feller.
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12:31PM on 12/13/2010
I had no idea The Rock was in the next FF movie! This could end up being "The Expendables" of car flicks. Cool!
I had no idea The Rock was in the next FF movie! This could end up being "The Expendables" of car flicks. Cool!
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11:40AM on 12/13/2010
Vin is just asking if The Rock wants some turtle wax for his head. So shiny.
Vin is just asking if The Rock wants some turtle wax for his head. So shiny.
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10:48AM on 12/13/2010
I am excited for this movie for the picture alone.
I am excited for this movie for the picture alone.
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2:19PM on 12/13/2010
We noticed, you should really zip up your fly ;{P
We noticed, you should really zip up your fly ;{P
8:02PM on 12/13/2010
You're really rubbing one out, The_Soloist.
You're really rubbing one out, The_Soloist.
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10:27AM on 12/13/2010
The Rock is 6'4, and Vin Diesel is 6 foot even, I guess they have Vin standing on something so that he looks the same size as the Rock. Also, this movie is gonna be awesome!
The Rock is 6'4, and Vin Diesel is 6 foot even, I guess they have Vin standing on something so that he looks the same size as the Rock. Also, this movie is gonna be awesome!
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10:09AM on 12/13/2010

haha

i mean i'm excited for fast five, and the pic with vin and rock is pretty badass. but that's hilarious hahaha
i mean i'm excited for fast five, and the pic with vin and rock is pretty badass. but that's hilarious hahaha
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