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First pic from Shark Night 3D has wet hottie in peril

Apr. 16, 2011by: Dave Davis

If the title SHARK NIGHT 3D doesn't give a hint to its story, star Sara Paxton (THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT), seen up there in the Hooper position, describes the movie in the latest issue of EW: "I play the leader of the group. Everyone is going to her lake house to have fun and party and, uh, die, I guess."

The movie also features such potential meals as Joel David Moore (AVATAR, HATCHET), Dustin Milligan (EXTRACT), Katharine McPhee (THE HOUSE BUNNY), Chris Carmack, Alyssa Diaz, Sinqua Walls and Chris Zylka.

Alas, don't expect exploitation-style shredded limbs and geysers of gore, since the movie will be PG-13. "It's very different from [PIRANHA 3D]," Paxton says. "But I don't think people should go in expecting THE READER with Kate Winslet, either."

The watery thrills come from director David R. Ellis (SNAKES ON A PLANE, FINAL DESTINATION 2) and attack your eyes on September 2nd.

Click the new pic above for a better look at lunch.

Extra Tidbit: I kinda wish this was set in medieval times and called SHARK KNIGHT.
Source: JoBlo.comEW

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8:18AM on 04/18/2011

PG-13

Granted it was a completely different MPAA, but JAWS was PG. Just saying.

Also, I would have to see Shark Knight on principle.
Granted it was a completely different MPAA, but JAWS was PG. Just saying.

Also, I would have to see Shark Knight on principle.
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4:24AM on 04/18/2011
trying to see the context in which this shot would be shown.

A Most Shark Cages dont have a huge gap for which a shark can enter
b) Admittedly the girl in question is looking at the shark but she also ought to be worrying about the lack of oxygen
trying to see the context in which this shot would be shown.

A Most Shark Cages dont have a huge gap for which a shark can enter
b) Admittedly the girl in question is looking at the shark but she also ought to be worrying about the lack of oxygen
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1:23AM on 04/18/2011
I've seen a lot of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel and that is one midget looking Great White shark!
I've seen a lot of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel and that is one midget looking Great White shark!
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4:43PM on 04/17/2011
PG-13 = Fail for horror movies!
PG-13 = Fail for horror movies!
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2:28AM on 04/18/2011
Although I mostly agree with your statement, I find it ironic that you say this when your avatar is from a PG-13 horror movie.
Although I mostly agree with your statement, I find it ironic that you say this when your avatar is from a PG-13 horror movie.
1:58PM on 04/17/2011

at her LAKE house?

so these are far less aggressive freshwater sharks, maybe that explains the pg13 rating.
so these are far less aggressive freshwater sharks, maybe that explains the pg13 rating.
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1:42PM on 04/17/2011

The quote that killed it...

..."It's very different from PIRANHA 3D."

The correct thing to say is that it's just like PIRANHA 3D only better.
..."It's very different from PIRANHA 3D."

The correct thing to say is that it's just like PIRANHA 3D only better.
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11:08PM on 04/17/2011
Thought the same thing. pg-13 = fail.
Thought the same thing. pg-13 = fail.
10:59AM on 04/17/2011
So a shark getting eat alive is getting a PG-13 rating. Yeah...i wont be seeing this. The story sounds rated R then why not just make it rated R then.
So a shark getting eat alive is getting a PG-13 rating. Yeah...i wont be seeing this. The story sounds rated R then why not just make it rated R then.
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3:00AM on 04/17/2011
Extra tidbit: I'd pay to see that. That's not a bad premise at all.
Extra tidbit: I'd pay to see that. That's not a bad premise at all.
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10:03PM on 04/16/2011
They just took all the fun out of it. If there isn't going to be any gore or nudity, then what's the point of making a B-movie for the big screen? Folks can just sit at home and watch the Syfy channel.

I already know what to expect: a bunch of off-screen shark kills. They're going to show the shark approach, a shot of the shark's jaws open as it attacks, and a close up of the victim's face while being attacked. But no actual biting. Also expect a lot of camera shaking under water to
They just took all the fun out of it. If there isn't going to be any gore or nudity, then what's the point of making a B-movie for the big screen? Folks can just sit at home and watch the Syfy channel.

I already know what to expect: a bunch of off-screen shark kills. They're going to show the shark approach, a shot of the shark's jaws open as it attacks, and a close up of the victim's face while being attacked. But no actual biting. Also expect a lot of camera shaking under water to simulate the shark attacks.
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9:32PM on 04/16/2011
Insidious was rated PG-13 and it did well at the box office. Deal with it!
Insidious was rated PG-13 and it did well at the box office. Deal with it!
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10:06PM on 04/16/2011
Two different types of movies.
Two different types of movies.
2:10AM on 04/17/2011
What? Did you not see the part where this movie is about man eating sharks? Not The Grudge type monsters/scaryness...
What? Did you not see the part where this movie is about man eating sharks? Not The Grudge type monsters/scaryness...
8:03PM on 04/16/2011

This demands SOAP-like reshoots

They need to go back and reshoot some R-rated stuff ala the director's Snakes on a Plane, also originally conceived as a PG-13 film. Like everyone has said thus far, a PG-13 shark attack film is totally and completely pointless. Deep Blue Sea was fun mostly because of its R-ratedness. This will suck if it stays PG-13.
They need to go back and reshoot some R-rated stuff ala the director's Snakes on a Plane, also originally conceived as a PG-13 film. Like everyone has said thus far, a PG-13 shark attack film is totally and completely pointless. Deep Blue Sea was fun mostly because of its R-ratedness. This will suck if it stays PG-13.
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5:03PM on 04/16/2011

No

If this movie had been Rated-R, complete with tits and gore, I would've been there opening weekend. I have no use for B-movies like this if they don't deliver the goods. Hell, I expect full-frontal on a exploitation flick like this. Anything less is a waste of my time.
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If this movie had been Rated-R, complete with tits and gore, I would've been there opening weekend. I have no use for B-movies like this if they don't deliver the goods. Hell, I expect full-frontal on a exploitation flick like this. Anything less is a waste of my time.
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4:52PM on 04/16/2011
I don't think they understand how much success they would have with a hard R movie along the lines of Piranha 3D's violence.. but with sharks.

That would be incredibly epic and the audience would eat it up. Their loss.. and unfortunately it's ours as well.
I don't think they understand how much success they would have with a hard R movie along the lines of Piranha 3D's violence.. but with sharks.

That would be incredibly epic and the audience would eat it up. Their loss.. and unfortunately it's ours as well.
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4:12PM on 04/16/2011

I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THIS

but that PG-13 rating really turns me off. I hate to jump on that bandwagon and I KNOW that Pg-13 can be pushed to make pretty gritty and tough movies--but a film like this isn't supposed to be gritty or tough... it's supposed to be fucking GORY!!

Guess I'll just go watch Deep Blue Sea... who the fuck made this decision anyway? It's like soft core porn... really?
but that PG-13 rating really turns me off. I hate to jump on that bandwagon and I KNOW that Pg-13 can be pushed to make pretty gritty and tough movies--but a film like this isn't supposed to be gritty or tough... it's supposed to be fucking GORY!!

Guess I'll just go watch Deep Blue Sea... who the fuck made this decision anyway? It's like soft core porn... really?
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2:03PM on 04/16/2011
That is a terribly ineffective shark cage
That is a terribly ineffective shark cage
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1:36PM on 04/16/2011
PG-13? A movie with Killer Sharks is PG-13? Fuck you Hollywood.
PG-13? A movie with Killer Sharks is PG-13? Fuck you Hollywood.
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12:34PM on 04/16/2011
Every fucking thing is PG-13 now. What the fuck? Are R-rated movies are being phased out? The script for this was BALLS-TO-THE-WALLS R-RATED. This was likely shot R-rated.

Now some stupid cunt will likely come along and point out Jaws was PG - well, cunt, keep in mind that was an old MPAA system and the level of gore in that would get an R today.

On the heels of The King's Speech re-edit and World War Z being announced as PG-13, I'm losing all hope for films aimed at adults. What the
Every fucking thing is PG-13 now. What the fuck? Are R-rated movies are being phased out? The script for this was BALLS-TO-THE-WALLS R-RATED. This was likely shot R-rated.

Now some stupid cunt will likely come along and point out Jaws was PG - well, cunt, keep in mind that was an old MPAA system and the level of gore in that would get an R today.

On the heels of The King's Speech re-edit and World War Z being announced as PG-13, I'm losing all hope for films aimed at adults. What the fuck happened?
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6:24PM on 04/16/2011
This is my favourite rant ever!!!
This is my favourite rant ever!!!
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12:19PM on 04/16/2011
PG-13???
sounds like they just want to play off of Piranha 3D but this time make more money.

dear lord, hollywood, get your shit together
PG-13???
sounds like they just want to play off of Piranha 3D but this time make more money.

dear lord, hollywood, get your shit together
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12:14PM on 04/16/2011

PG-13 *sigh*

I was hoping for something similar to last year's Piranha and Feast 1.
At least we'll be getting some good eye candy.
I was hoping for something similar to last year's Piranha and Feast 1.
At least we'll be getting some good eye candy.
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