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First trailer for Piranha 3DD brings boobs, blood, and the Hoff

02.29.2012

Not to be outdone by the release of Marvel's THE AVENGERS trailer, Dimension films have unleashed the fury in the first trailer for PIRANHA 3DD, featuring just about everything you'd expect from a sequel with that title:

Bikinis, boobs, blood, The Hoff, more bikinis, piranhas, more boobs, Dr. Emmett Brown, boobs, piranhas, blood, cheesy 3D, Ving Rhames, Ving Rhames with machine gun legs, blood, and lastly, boobs:

I thought the first Piranha 3D was a hell of a lot of fun, never taking itself seriously and making ample use of what it was trying to sell; blood, gore, nudity, and cheese.  A great recipe for a nonsense horror flick.  It's a few notches above a Troma movie in terms of budget, but not much by way of story.  That said, it's a rollicking good time. 

Piranha 3DD is directed by John Gulager (FEAST) and stars Danielle Panabaker, Katrina Bowden, David Koechner, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Allison Mack, and, oh yes...Gary Busey.

Piranha 3DD tosses the goods at you in 2D and 3DD on April 5th, 2012

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Extra Tidbit: I would probably go to the pool more often if we had "water certified strippers."
Source: EFD films

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3:16AM on 03/03/2012
On my 35th viewing of this trailer I noticed that the patch on David Hasselhoff's jacket says "HOFFWATCH". Where can I buy this? A Hoffwatch lifeguard jacket would be pure Spanish Fly.
On my 35th viewing of this trailer I noticed that the patch on David Hasselhoff's jacket says "HOFFWATCH". Where can I buy this? A Hoffwatch lifeguard jacket would be pure Spanish Fly.
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12:01PM on 03/01/2012

Wait...

April 5th??? This actually has a release date?
April 5th??? This actually has a release date?
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10:14AM on 03/01/2012
Just to re-emphasize...this movie doesn't have Kelly Brook...and no Lucy Pinder or Diora Baird to replace her.
Just to re-emphasize...this movie doesn't have Kelly Brook...and no Lucy Pinder or Diora Baird to replace her.
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9:52AM on 03/01/2012
I had no idea Allison Mack was in this, I've had a huge crush on her since I used to watch Smallville in my high school days.
I had no idea Allison Mack was in this, I've had a huge crush on her since I used to watch Smallville in my high school days.
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12:34AM on 03/01/2012
Did I see Garey Busey??
I don't know if I could physically be more excited for this.
Did I see Garey Busey??
I don't know if I could physically be more excited for this.
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11:53PM on 02/29/2012
Awesome.
Awesome.
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11:35PM on 02/29/2012
looks so bad its good..im there opening day! love the shotgun leg
looks so bad its good..im there opening day! love the shotgun leg
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11:20PM on 02/29/2012
Looks perfectly stupid and fun! Loved the first, quite excited for this one!
Looks perfectly stupid and fun! Loved the first, quite excited for this one!
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9:50PM on 02/29/2012

WTF?

This looks a parody movie. Or at least one of those bad fake movie trailers from Grindhouse.
This looks a parody movie. Or at least one of those bad fake movie trailers from Grindhouse.
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8:32PM on 02/29/2012
This was simultaneously the best thing and the worst thing I've ever seen.
This was simultaneously the best thing and the worst thing I've ever seen.
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6:23PM on 02/29/2012
I'm passing. Aja's worked because A.) He's a legit horror director and the modern gore master. B.) It played the material largely straight. heightening the fun of it. C.) It actually had likable protagonists you found yourself rooting for.

And as for the Ds...in the first one we got nothing but nice naturals (Kelly Brook, Gianna Michaels, Ashlynne Brooke)...nothing but silicone in that trailer.

I'm passing. Aja's worked because A.) He's a legit horror director and the modern gore master. B.) It played the material largely straight. heightening the fun of it. C.) It actually had likable protagonists you found yourself rooting for.

And as for the Ds...in the first one we got nothing but nice naturals (Kelly Brook, Gianna Michaels, Ashlynne Brooke)...nothing but silicone in that trailer.

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2:11AM on 03/01/2012
Ashlynn Brooke has fake boobies
Ashlynn Brooke has fake boobies
10:12AM on 03/01/2012
Then her surgeon deserves an Oscar. I don't see anything but hack jobs in that trailer. ;)
Then her surgeon deserves an Oscar. I don't see anything but hack jobs in that trailer. ;)
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6:00PM on 02/29/2012

Less fake tits...

....more Christopher Lloyd
....more Christopher Lloyd
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5:57PM on 02/29/2012

I was excited for this until I saw this trailer

and they spoiled a certain babe dying, which for one I didn't want happening, and really? really trailer? really?
and they spoiled a certain babe dying, which for one I didn't want happening, and really? really trailer? really?
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5:32PM on 02/29/2012

Wow

You do realize the premise of this movie and the one I'm linking is exactly the same? Wouldn't everyone be safe if they just got out of the water?

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I get it though. The movie's dumb on purpose. But still....
You do realize the premise of this movie and the one I'm linking is exactly the same? Wouldn't everyone be safe if they just got out of the water?

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I get it though. The movie's dumb on purpose. But still....
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5:09PM on 02/29/2012
all I gotta say is FUCK YEAH!
all I gotta say is FUCK YEAH!
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4:01PM on 02/29/2012
Then perhaps we just shouldn't go in the water? Dug the first one, but something says they might be trying too hard with this. Wait and see.
Then perhaps we just shouldn't go in the water? Dug the first one, but something says they might be trying too hard with this. Wait and see.
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3:39PM on 02/29/2012
I adored the first one, and this actually looks like it could be just as fun. Seems like they're paying homage to the opening of the original as well. Cool.
I adored the first one, and this actually looks like it could be just as fun. Seems like they're paying homage to the opening of the original as well. Cool.
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3:39PM on 02/29/2012
looks fucking terrible. i'm there.
looks fucking terrible. i'm there.
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3:04PM on 02/29/2012
Holy shit, Gary Busey!?
Holy shit, Gary Busey!?
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1:38PM on 02/29/2012
First the new Avengers trailer and now this. Can this Leap Day get any better?
First the new Avengers trailer and now this. Can this Leap Day get any better?
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