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Foul language and Ashton Kutcher's butt in the new No Strings Attached red-band trailer

01.04.2011

If you're perhaps expecting this new red-band trailer for NO STRINGS ATTACHED to show off some Natalie Portman skin, think again.

Instead, almost as punishment for getting a tasty taste of Portman-in-a-Thong in the YOUR HIGHNESS red-band trailer, we get Ashton Kutcher's baby-like tush amid lots of f*ckity slut shit f*cks. It's admittedly a better trailer than the green-band - showcasing a film that feels more fun - but is it enough to sway the minds of those who thought it looked like crap to begin with?

NO STRINGS ATTACHED opens January 21st.

Synopsis: In this comedy, Emma (Natalie Portman) and Adam (Ashton Kutcher) are life-long friends who almost ruin everything by having sex one morning. In order to protect their friendship, they make a pact to keep their relationship strictly “no strings attached.” “No strings” means no jealousy, no expectations, no fighting, no flowers, no baby voices. It means they can do whatever they want, whenever they want, in whatever public place they want, as long as they don’t fall in love. The questions become – Can you have sex without love getting in the way? And can their friendship survive?

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Extra Tidbit: The hot ex-girlfriend that Kevin Kline is boning is British cutie Ophelia Lovibond.
Source: JoBlo.com

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2:01PM on 01/05/2011
God dammit Ashton Kutcher, why do you suck so much now? When you were Kelso you had so much promise...
God dammit Ashton Kutcher, why do you suck so much now? When you were Kelso you had so much promise...
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2:31AM on 01/05/2011
I might actually get dragged to watch this. At least their is a chance I may laugh once in this movie. God good think I don't pay to watch movies! I love my friend the theater owner!!!!
I might actually get dragged to watch this. At least their is a chance I may laugh once in this movie. God good think I don't pay to watch movies! I love my friend the theater owner!!!!
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8:44PM on 01/04/2011
Now I know how Natalie Portman felt at the end of Revenge of the Sith, because after watching this trailer, I too have lost the will to live. It feels like every other generic rom-com, and the plot has been used in just about every sitcom I've ever seen (Seinfeld, Scrubs, etc). Portman is much better than this.
Now I know how Natalie Portman felt at the end of Revenge of the Sith, because after watching this trailer, I too have lost the will to live. It feels like every other generic rom-com, and the plot has been used in just about every sitcom I've ever seen (Seinfeld, Scrubs, etc). Portman is much better than this.
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7:35PM on 01/04/2011
Im so conflicted cause Natalie Portman's intelligence and acting skills counterbalance Ashton Kutcher's stupidity and poor acting skills. Either Ashton is so dumb he's funny in this, or Natalie carries this film on her shoulders. That's the only possible conclusion I can make. But at least he's not a fish out of water here, like, say, pretending to be an assassin/killer.
Im so conflicted cause Natalie Portman's intelligence and acting skills counterbalance Ashton Kutcher's stupidity and poor acting skills. Either Ashton is so dumb he's funny in this, or Natalie carries this film on her shoulders. That's the only possible conclusion I can make. But at least he's not a fish out of water here, like, say, pretending to be an assassin/killer.
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6:47PM on 01/04/2011
Why all the hate? I was laughing out loud quite a bit throughout this!
Why all the hate? I was laughing out loud quite a bit throughout this!
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1:20PM on 01/04/2011
IDK why everyone is hating so much. Yeah i dont like Ashton Kutcher that much either but this trailer was actually pretty funny and Natalie Portman was awesome in it! I think it looks like a fun date movie with some laughs, although still not gona be as good as the Mila Kunis/Justin Timberlake Friends with Benefits.
IDK why everyone is hating so much. Yeah i dont like Ashton Kutcher that much either but this trailer was actually pretty funny and Natalie Portman was awesome in it! I think it looks like a fun date movie with some laughs, although still not gona be as good as the Mila Kunis/Justin Timberlake Friends with Benefits.
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1:11PM on 01/04/2011
God dammit Ashton Kutcher, why do you suck so much now? When you were Kelso you had so much promise...
God dammit Ashton Kutcher, why do you suck so much now? When you were Kelso you had so much promise...
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12:58PM on 01/04/2011
OK, this looks like a fun, entertaining movie married with a shitty rom-com. I gotta hand it to them for pushing the slutty angle more, and having Kevin Kline is another plus. But yeah, there's a reason this is coming out the 21st.
OK, this looks like a fun, entertaining movie married with a shitty rom-com. I gotta hand it to them for pushing the slutty angle more, and having Kevin Kline is another plus. But yeah, there's a reason this is coming out the 21st.
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12:45PM on 01/04/2011
Mindy Kaling is worth the $10.75 ticket price....and Natalie....and Ludacris...even fucking Kevin Klein! Ashton...not so much
Mindy Kaling is worth the $10.75 ticket price....and Natalie....and Ludacris...even fucking Kevin Klein! Ashton...not so much
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12:42PM on 01/04/2011

Yea, Ashton is bad

but the worst characters will undoubtably be the best friends. Kelly from the Office isnt cute, why does she keep playing "cute" girls? and the non Ludacris best friends seems like one of the most annoying/cliche characters of all time.
but the worst characters will undoubtably be the best friends. Kelly from the Office isnt cute, why does she keep playing "cute" girls? and the non Ludacris best friends seems like one of the most annoying/cliche characters of all time.
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11:05AM on 01/04/2011

Geezus...

Kutcher has to have enough money by now to stop making movies. Anything but movies... or keep it direct-to-dvd. Man he's awful.

Oh, and this movie looks embarassing for all involved. Ivan Reitman can't direct a possible GB3.
Kutcher has to have enough money by now to stop making movies. Anything but movies... or keep it direct-to-dvd. Man he's awful.

Oh, and this movie looks embarassing for all involved. Ivan Reitman can't direct a possible GB3.
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10:20AM on 01/04/2011
I don't understand how or why ashton still gets work. Doesn't corey feldman have any sparetime to take projects away from that fucktard.
I don't understand how or why ashton still gets work. Doesn't corey feldman have any sparetime to take projects away from that fucktard.
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9:54AM on 01/04/2011
I cannot stand Ashton Kutcher.
I cannot stand Ashton Kutcher.
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8:21AM on 01/04/2011

Ironically

Both Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are playing in similar movies (Friends with Benefits and No Strings Attached) with basically the exact same plot line.
Both Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are playing in similar movies (Friends with Benefits and No Strings Attached) with basically the exact same plot line.
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6:48AM on 01/04/2011
I thought this looked pretty good and had some funny moments in the trailer I saw at the theater. Could be a good date movie if nothing else.
I thought this looked pretty good and had some funny moments in the trailer I saw at the theater. Could be a good date movie if nothing else.
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6:02AM on 01/04/2011
Could be alright if not for Ashton Kutcher, he of the most irritating screen presence in recent years.
Could be alright if not for Ashton Kutcher, he of the most irritating screen presence in recent years.
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5:37AM on 01/04/2011
I can actually tolerate Ashton Kutcher under some circumstances, but he isn't, never was and never will be a good idea for a romantic lead in a romcom.
I can actually tolerate Ashton Kutcher under some circumstances, but he isn't, never was and never will be a good idea for a romantic lead in a romcom.
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