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04.09.2008
To put it bluntly: holy crap. I thought the preview for THE MACHINE GIRL was loopy hyperviolence, but this makes it look like Disney film.

Twitch has the exclusive extended trailer for the somewhat self-explanatory TOKYO GORE POLICE, and I'll just advise you NOT to check it out if you're at all squeamish about any of the following: hot chicks with guns, bodily dismemberment, hot chicks with swords, geysers of gushing blood, hot chicks with crocodile crotches, exploding heads, maggot consumption, face loss, various bizarre costumes, and human sprinkler systems.

You were warned!

Gore!

Extra Tidbit: Allow me to reiterate: WTF?
Source: Twitch

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2:17PM on 04/10/2008
there are gonna be a lot of goth and metal heads out there who are just gonna make there suburban parents all pissed off with thus flick. Thats the only logical reason I can think of why somebody would watch that kind of flick over and over.
there are gonna be a lot of goth and metal heads out there who are just gonna make there suburban parents all pissed off with thus flick. Thats the only logical reason I can think of why somebody would watch that kind of flick over and over.
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1:38PM on 04/10/2008

AWEFUL

This looks plain aweful, I really dont see why people are excited for this crap.
This looks plain aweful, I really dont see why people are excited for this crap.
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1:32PM on 04/10/2008

FAIL

This movie makes UWE BOLL look good.
This movie makes UWE BOLL look good.
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9:47AM on 04/10/2008

Wow...

This is completely stupid...
This is completely stupid...
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5:52AM on 04/10/2008
I'l quote what I said about Charlton Heston's passing, and about Uwe Boll's (...) comments yesterday:

Oh.
I'l quote what I said about Charlton Heston's passing, and about Uwe Boll's (...) comments yesterday:

Oh.
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5:14AM on 04/10/2008

O__O

Hmmmm.... most interesting. I'll have whatever the Japanese are smoking these days.
Hmmmm.... most interesting. I'll have whatever the Japanese are smoking these days.
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4:23AM on 04/10/2008
That looked pretty much as close to legally retarded as a film can get. It's kind of fucked that in Japan, a country that like any other has lots of talented filmmakers with real stories to tell and this is the kind of shite that gets attention. Lots of fake blood doesn't make a movie. Say what you want about filmmakers like Eli Roth and their torture porn movies, but at the very least the gore in them provokes an emotional response in the viewer (generally disgust) as opposed to "Wow...lots of
That looked pretty much as close to legally retarded as a film can get. It's kind of fucked that in Japan, a country that like any other has lots of talented filmmakers with real stories to tell and this is the kind of shite that gets attention. Lots of fake blood doesn't make a movie. Say what you want about filmmakers like Eli Roth and their torture porn movies, but at the very least the gore in them provokes an emotional response in the viewer (generally disgust) as opposed to "Wow...lots of fake blood..."

All that said... did that chick of a crocodile in her vagina?
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1:17AM on 04/10/2008
Mentally added it to my must see list. Looks pretty over-the-top amazing. The Japanese have been pushing the gore envelope for years... Eli Roth is like a cute and cuddly kitten compared to some of their filmmakers.

I have no idea what it's about, but that imagery will stick with me for a while.
Mentally added it to my must see list. Looks pretty over-the-top amazing. The Japanese have been pushing the gore envelope for years... Eli Roth is like a cute and cuddly kitten compared to some of their filmmakers.

I have no idea what it's about, but that imagery will stick with me for a while.
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12:36AM on 04/10/2008
That is pretty fucked up dude.

Machine Girl looks awesome and this is by the same people I guess. This movie is obviously way more fucked up but Machine Girl looks like a better film, it has that Grindhouse feeling.
That is pretty fucked up dude.

Machine Girl looks awesome and this is by the same people I guess. This movie is obviously way more fucked up but Machine Girl looks like a better film, it has that Grindhouse feeling.
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12:32AM on 04/10/2008
Duuude...
I was about to start having dinner, but i'm not so sure anymore...
Duuude...
I was about to start having dinner, but i'm not so sure anymore...
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12:31AM on 04/10/2008

Um....

What...?
What...?
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12:19AM on 04/10/2008

dude!

....i dont even know what to say.
but ill definately watch it.

....psh, damn.
....i dont even know what to say.
but ill definately watch it.

....psh, damn.
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12:18AM on 04/10/2008
Ugh. Really?
Ugh. Really?
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11:32PM on 04/09/2008
damn
damn
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11:29PM on 04/09/2008
Fuckin' hell. That movie was all over the place. I'll see it just to satisfy all my curiosities. I did however dig that geisha chick with the umbrella walking away from that dude who's arms were squirting blood. It had a kind of twisted, dark, demented, poetic sort of feeling about it. I'm game.
Fuckin' hell. That movie was all over the place. I'll see it just to satisfy all my curiosities. I did however dig that geisha chick with the umbrella walking away from that dude who's arms were squirting blood. It had a kind of twisted, dark, demented, poetic sort of feeling about it. I'm game.
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10:48PM on 04/09/2008

ummm....

i have no idea how to respond to that. just, wow.
i have no idea how to respond to that. just, wow.
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