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Got Adamantium?

04.15.2009

Quick question: What the fuck is Hugh Jackman dressed as Wolverine doing with a goddamn milk mustache? An animalistic, basically indestructible, adamantium enhanced mutant capable of working up an unparalleled fury whose main occupation is kicking everybody's ass with a goddamn milk mustache!! What…the…fuck? Oh, and then there's this:

My power to regenerate might be top secret but my ability to re-energize is simple. Milk has protein to help build muscle and a unique mix of nutrients to help you refuel. So eat right, train hard and drink lowfat milk. That's just common mutant sense.

You know what, just wrap him in a pink fur coat, give him a "tickle spot" and make him a flippin' care bear!

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

Extra Tidbit: You're killing us, Jackman!

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