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04.15.2009

Quick question: What the fuck is Hugh Jackman dressed as Wolverine doing with a goddamn milk mustache? An animalistic, basically indestructible, adamantium enhanced mutant capable of working up an unparalleled fury whose main occupation is kicking everybody's ass with a goddamn milk mustache!! What…the…fuck? Oh, and then there's this:

My power to regenerate might be top secret but my ability to re-energize is simple. Milk has protein to help build muscle and a unique mix of nutrients to help you refuel. So eat right, train hard and drink lowfat milk. That's just common mutant sense.

You know what, just wrap him in a pink fur coat, give him a "tickle spot" and make him a flippin' care bear!

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1:38PM on 04/17/2009

Fuck them...

...up their stupid asses!
...up their stupid asses!
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1:25PM on 04/17/2009
They did the same thing with The Phantom. However in the comics...The Phantom did drink milk.
They did the same thing with The Phantom. However in the comics...The Phantom did drink milk.
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11:09AM on 04/17/2009
Oh kay....I think that just did it. Yep, that was the final blow. Not only have I NO interest now whatsoever in this movie, I also hate it with a burning passion. Yeah okay guys, use Wolverine as a role-model for kids who haven't even had pubes yet, why not. He's only one of the most brutal hack and slash characters in comic lore, right? Make him drink milk. Hey, here's an idea. Have him wear a thong and a push-up bra and a tagline that says "Here's what happens when ladies take steroids." A
Oh kay....I think that just did it. Yep, that was the final blow. Not only have I NO interest now whatsoever in this movie, I also hate it with a burning passion. Yeah okay guys, use Wolverine as a role-model for kids who haven't even had pubes yet, why not. He's only one of the most brutal hack and slash characters in comic lore, right? Make him drink milk. Hey, here's an idea. Have him wear a thong and a push-up bra and a tagline that says "Here's what happens when ladies take steroids." A Anti-Steroid Campaign for women, why not right?
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3:17PM on 04/16/2009
He's no Charles Barkley. It looks like he has horns.
He's no Charles Barkley. It looks like he has horns.
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1:12PM on 04/16/2009

????

Since when in the holy hell was 'Wolverine' ever considered a positive role model?! Did I miss something?! *lol*
Since when in the holy hell was 'Wolverine' ever considered a positive role model?! Did I miss something?! *lol*
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11:39AM on 04/16/2009
Obviously, this is marketed more toward kids, which is good for them to have a positive role model.

However, the poster itself looks plain crappy. Except for the claws, Jackman doesn't even look like Wolverine-- more like some white trash wife-beater from a trailer park.
Obviously, this is marketed more toward kids, which is good for them to have a positive role model.

However, the poster itself looks plain crappy. Except for the claws, Jackman doesn't even look like Wolverine-- more like some white trash wife-beater from a trailer park.
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10:54AM on 04/16/2009

I don't care...

Yes, because when Logan slices and dices his enemies, he thinks to himself, "Wow! I'm so glad I drank that milk this morning and have the chance to really appriciate all it does for me!!!" This is so stupid. I'm so glad I saw the workprint. Now I don't have to give those idiots at Fox my money. This only further solidifies my stance. Why not give the guy a guest spot on Sesame Street?! *lol*
Yes, because when Logan slices and dices his enemies, he thinks to himself, "Wow! I'm so glad I drank that milk this morning and have the chance to really appriciate all it does for me!!!" This is so stupid. I'm so glad I saw the workprint. Now I don't have to give those idiots at Fox my money. This only further solidifies my stance. Why not give the guy a guest spot on Sesame Street?! *lol*
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10:08AM on 04/16/2009

ShnictDiculous

gay. Im SOO afraid for this movie. From "Ill cut off your gosh darn head, thatll work" to the 95 superheros involved to the milk BS... just seems like they are gearing all the marketing to an audience that is fine with a rather tame PG13 Wolverine. When a distribution company pays this much attention to selling a movie (read shove it down your throat via every avenue possible), rather than focusing on making a movie that sells itself (X3 anyone), it just cant be a good sign. Sorry
gay. Im SOO afraid for this movie. From "Ill cut off your gosh darn head, thatll work" to the 95 superheros involved to the milk BS... just seems like they are gearing all the marketing to an audience that is fine with a rather tame PG13 Wolverine. When a distribution company pays this much attention to selling a movie (read shove it down your throat via every avenue possible), rather than focusing on making a movie that sells itself (X3 anyone), it just cant be a good sign. Sorry Jackman.

And I agree with Deja Vu, his shoulders look teenie.
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10:07AM on 04/16/2009
Wolverine should not be promoting milk. Just like Batman shouldnt.

This is how batmans should have looked:
"When i talk i sound alot like the cookie monster. And what goes good with cookies. Milk."
Wolverine should not be promoting milk. Just like Batman shouldnt.

This is how batmans should have looked:
"When i talk i sound alot like the cookie monster. And what goes good with cookies. Milk."
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10:04AM on 04/16/2009
WOLVERINE ORIGINS SHOULD HAVE WENT GRITTY AND DARK. NOPE. FOX SUCKS. THIS MOVIE SUCKS
WOLVERINE ORIGINS SHOULD HAVE WENT GRITTY AND DARK. NOPE. FOX SUCKS. THIS MOVIE SUCKS
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6:24AM on 04/16/2009

I Second the calm down statement

Really i could care less he's doing this, really i dont see any 'news' here at all?
Really i could care less he's doing this, really i dont see any 'news' here at all?
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1:12AM on 04/16/2009
He's promoting milk...calm the fuck down. It's not like it's branded shit like Dr. Pepper (fucking Gene Simmons)
He's promoting milk...calm the fuck down. It's not like it's branded shit like Dr. Pepper (fucking Gene Simmons)
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12:25AM on 04/16/2009

"You're killing us Jackman"???

Yeah, I was just gonna say, didn't they just do one of these for Batman last summer? What's the big deal?
Yeah, I was just gonna say, didn't they just do one of these for Batman last summer? What's the big deal?
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12:21AM on 04/16/2009

question

is it too early to thank God for not having a milk-moustache Rorschach?

(Jackman's left shoulder looks kinna weird, doesn't it?)
is it too early to thank God for not having a milk-moustache Rorschach?

(Jackman's left shoulder looks kinna weird, doesn't it?)
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12:17AM on 04/16/2009
For me, I can easily let one little promotional thing by Hugh Jackman go after he did the whole coming down from a helicopter with claws and all on to greet fans. That is by far one of the coolest things an actor has done while doing appearances to promote a film. You can tell he actually cares about being there and getting the fans excited. Hes not just there because he has to be. So this small mis-step can slide.
For me, I can easily let one little promotional thing by Hugh Jackman go after he did the whole coming down from a helicopter with claws and all on to greet fans. That is by far one of the coolest things an actor has done while doing appearances to promote a film. You can tell he actually cares about being there and getting the fans excited. Hes not just there because he has to be. So this small mis-step can slide.
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11:49PM on 04/15/2009
My comment box is red because I think this movie will be total shit. Jackman will always be the man, and he truly seems like a cool dude, but this movie will blow. Sorry, Jackman.
My comment box is red because I think this movie will be total shit. Jackman will always be the man, and he truly seems like a cool dude, but this movie will blow. Sorry, Jackman.
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10:42PM on 04/15/2009
his shoulders arent very wide enough in that pic.
his shoulders arent very wide enough in that pic.
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10:40PM on 04/15/2009
relax, even Dark Knight's Batman had a milk mustashe. Who cares, as least its not some unhealthy fast food joint.
relax, even Dark Knight's Batman had a milk mustashe. Who cares, as least its not some unhealthy fast food joint.
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10:34PM on 04/15/2009
I kind of agree with those below me. You're taking this a bit too seriously.
I kind of agree with those below me. You're taking this a bit too seriously.
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9:43PM on 04/15/2009
I don't mind. They're pretty standard at this point. My High School, before I graduated, had a Got Milk: Dark Knight poster up.

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I don't mind. They're pretty standard at this point. My High School, before I graduated, had a Got Milk: Dark Knight poster up.

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9:08PM on 04/15/2009

Cmonnnn

dude, don't forget that the X-Men franchise has a wide audience appeal; kids, teens, hardcore fanboys, etc. If this Got Milk? ad gets to you, why not whine about the Fox cartoons? Kids also look up to Wolverine so, putting him in a Got Milk? ad is befitting.

I understand why you went WTF-mode though: it's because we idealize Wolverine in his hardcore incarnation. So the thought of a milk moustache made us cringe. Fair enough!
dude, don't forget that the X-Men franchise has a wide audience appeal; kids, teens, hardcore fanboys, etc. If this Got Milk? ad gets to you, why not whine about the Fox cartoons? Kids also look up to Wolverine so, putting him in a Got Milk? ad is befitting.

I understand why you went WTF-mode though: it's because we idealize Wolverine in his hardcore incarnation. So the thought of a milk moustache made us cringe. Fair enough!
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8:53PM on 04/15/2009
Whine whine whine. Got milk ads have been done for forever using just about every single pop culture icon (including many superheroes: Batman for Dark Knight, Batman Begins, and I'm pretty sure the Schumaker ones too, Hulk, Spider-Man, Buffy, etc.) so who really gives a shit?

It's not like it's an ad for Bratz dolls, it's for something worthwhile. "You're killing us, Jackman!"...? Gimme a break. He's promoting something healthy.

...or diarrhea inducing if you're lactose intolerant, but
Whine whine whine. Got milk ads have been done for forever using just about every single pop culture icon (including many superheroes: Batman for Dark Knight, Batman Begins, and I'm pretty sure the Schumaker ones too, Hulk, Spider-Man, Buffy, etc.) so who really gives a shit?

It's not like it's an ad for Bratz dolls, it's for something worthwhile. "You're killing us, Jackman!"...? Gimme a break. He's promoting something healthy.

...or diarrhea inducing if you're lactose intolerant, but that's not the point.
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