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Grease remake?!

11.01.2007
Jesus, in today's wacky rumor, atheists the world over are in receipt of pretty overwhelming evidence in support of their cause, as GREASE might just be being remade. I guess there's only a matter of time before CITIZEN KANE and THE GODFATHER get remade, since it's looking more and more like not a god damn thing in this industry is untouchable. I bet there's already some screenwriter in Hollywood hard at work on his remake of TRANSFORMERS as we speak. The news comes via an apparent interview with Michelle Pfeiffer, in which she seems to have intimated her desire to play the high-school principal; "It's a great idea and I hear they would like to get Jessica Simpson for the role of Sandy, she would be good... I would love to play the school principal. She is fun and has some great put-down lines. I think I would like the part now that I have been asked." So, anyone think this is a good idea? To be completely objective, I have to admit that Jessica Simpson would probably not be the worst thing to happen to a GREASE remake. Although I'd doubt she'd be interested in it, since she's busy consolidating a nice little career arc based on participation in absolutely horrific original movies. And if she wants to achieve something there then she's going to have to dedicate herself.
Extra Tidbit: Pfeiffer went on to say that she can't bare to watch herself in films; "I don't sit at home and watch my movies. I cannot bear it when I'm channel surfing and there I am, suddenly popping up." It's quite incredible how many smoking hot people don't like to see themselves all made-up. I'm pretty sure that if I was as hot as Pfeiffer I'd be at least a little psyched and possibly aroused when I saw myself.
Source: News.com.au

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11:00AM on 11/03/2007
Grease is only being remade cause Harispray was a hit. Lets not preposterous things like remaking Citizen Kane and THe Godfather, its non sense. No one would be dumb enough to try to remake two of the best movies in the history of cinema anyways.
Grease is only being remade cause Harispray was a hit. Lets not preposterous things like remaking Citizen Kane and THe Godfather, its non sense. No one would be dumb enough to try to remake two of the best movies in the history of cinema anyways.
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6:47PM on 11/02/2007

I met Pfeiffer more than once.....

...and she was a complete b*tch every single time! Very disappointed, but she's just as hot in person!
...and she was a complete b*tch every single time! Very disappointed, but she's just as hot in person!
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10:55PM on 11/01/2007
I mean... I'm really surprised this didn't happen sooner.
I mean... I'm really surprised this didn't happen sooner.
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8:24PM on 11/01/2007
Am I the only one who threw up in my mouth when I read that Jessica Simpson idea? I need to go brush my teeth.
Am I the only one who threw up in my mouth when I read that Jessica Simpson idea? I need to go brush my teeth.
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5:30PM on 11/01/2007

who cares

just for the record, though, i do think this is a horribly retarded idea.
just for the record, though, i do think this is a horribly retarded idea.
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5:22PM on 11/01/2007

who cares

really, why is it a big deal that hollywood keeps remaking old movies? let them remake the godfather. let them remake citizen kane. let them remake evil dead (oh, wait, they are). as long as they don't destroy the original versions, i couldn't care less if they make crappy new ones. everytime a new remake is announced, everybody flips out like their childhood skating rink is being torn down to make way for a walmart. plus, let's face it, the only way the remakes will stop rolling off the
really, why is it a big deal that hollywood keeps remaking old movies? let them remake the godfather. let them remake citizen kane. let them remake evil dead (oh, wait, they are). as long as they don't destroy the original versions, i couldn't care less if they make crappy new ones. everytime a new remake is announced, everybody flips out like their childhood skating rink is being torn down to make way for a walmart. plus, let's face it, the only way the remakes will stop rolling off the assembly line is if they stop raking in huge amounts in the box office, and that doesn't seem to be happening any time soon. is anybody surprised to hear that studio execs are tasteless moneygrubbing reptiles?
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4:24PM on 11/01/2007
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3:56PM on 11/01/2007

Jessica Simpson?


Bleh. Even the role of Daisy Duke was beyond her capabilites as an actress.

Bleh. Even the role of Daisy Duke was beyond her capabilites as an actress.
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