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Heche is Spread

03.03.2008

Jennifer Jason Leigh has dropped out of the Ashton Kutcher romantic comedy SPREAD. And Anne Heche has stepped into the lurch. The film is about a serial womanizer and Heche will play a woman he scorned. And that is about as interesting as this story gets. It is another rom-com from the Kutch. It is exciting on the same level that when you wake up in the morning and find that your front lawn has grown is exciting. Apparently Leigh dropped out because of her pregnancy, but most likely she just sobered up. The film is to be directed by David Mackenzie (YOUNG ADAM), from a screenplay by Jason Dean Hall.

Interestingly though, Laura Linney is apparently attached to the film, and she's a chick that usually makes film that have some kind of depth to them. And I'm pretty sure that Kutcher hates films with depth. If DC did a comic called Super Kutch, it would involve him running through Hollywood in a trucker hat and a cape, smashing into writers' homes, reading their scripts and then hitting them with a mallet if what they've written doesn't feature a scene where someone walks into a wall.
Extra Tidbit: Laura Linney - way under appreciated as a hot broad.

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6:27PM on 03/03/2008
I would really like to see a line of comic books about Super Kutch. Of course, it's the sort of premise that would play better on Adult Swim, which is really too bad in a way.

Enough about that though. My intuition tells me Linney, one of my very favorite actresses, has taken a recent look at her bank account and decided that she needs money. Which means she needs to star (or otherwise appear) in the sort of drivel that is likely to attract more box office. William H. Macy did it with "Wild
I would really like to see a line of comic books about Super Kutch. Of course, it's the sort of premise that would play better on Adult Swim, which is really too bad in a way.

Enough about that though. My intuition tells me Linney, one of my very favorite actresses, has taken a recent look at her bank account and decided that she needs money. Which means she needs to star (or otherwise appear) in the sort of drivel that is likely to attract more box office. William H. Macy did it with "Wild Hogs" (honestly, was he the only actor in that thing whose career doesn't need a face-lift?) and now Linney's decided to do it with a Kutcher vehicle.
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5:50PM on 03/03/2008
Agreed. Laura Linney is very hot.

The neutralness goes for the news itself.
Agreed. Laura Linney is very hot.

The neutralness goes for the news itself.
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