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Here Comes Zach!

Sep. 17, 2008by: Daniel Barna

With the likes of Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler no longer able to whet my whistle, and Seth Rogen moving towards superhero territory, I'm waiting for some demented imbecile with just a pinch of charm and a dash of wit to step in and make me blush again.

For the longest time I've had my eyes on the portly, bearded fellow they call Zach Galifianakis. Although too good looking to ever fall for an ogre like myself, I often find myself alone, late at night, watching his hilarious standup on youtube, pretending that we're dating, hoping that we will one day date. His dead-pan delivery makes me want to bake him a cake today and two tomorrow. His nonchalance and his quiet confidence are reason enough for me to shave his shoulders while pleasuring him manually. But I digress. It is all for not. Finally Hollywood has realized that he is in fact going to be the next "it" boy of comedy, and have cast him alongside Ed Helms and Bradley Cooper in his first leading role. The film is called HANGOVER. It's to be directed by Todd Phillips. It's about some boys and a bachelor party and Vegas. Zach will be a big star. I will get ditched, and die sad, cold, beaten and alone. I need a drink.
Extra Tidbit: Does anyone have Mike Myers' number?
Source: THR

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11:43PM on 09/17/2008

Wow...

to many gay jokes Barna.

Zach's standup was pretty funny.
to many gay jokes Barna.

Zach's standup was pretty funny.
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5:32PM on 09/17/2008

I HATE HAVING A BE-AWD!!!!

IT HUWTS!!!!
IT HUWTS!!!!
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4:30PM on 09/17/2008

I'm confused

do you like Zach Galifianakis?
do you like Zach Galifianakis?
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3:38PM on 09/17/2008
I am for Zach anything. He is amazingly talented and funny. I also know he won't be anything like Dane Cook.
I am for Zach anything. He is amazingly talented and funny. I also know he won't be anything like Dane Cook.
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12:29PM on 09/17/2008
Say What? You guys need to save it for your therapy sessions. Little too much information.
Say What? You guys need to save it for your therapy sessions. Little too much information.
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8:48AM on 09/17/2008
I'm just happy to be from the same state as this man.

I think every guy has some fantasy about being with other guys, though Daniel volunteers it more freely than most (even on this site). Have to give him props for such an inspired pick, though.
I'm just happy to be from the same state as this man.

I think every guy has some fantasy about being with other guys, though Daniel volunteers it more freely than most (even on this site). Have to give him props for such an inspired pick, though.
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7:29AM on 09/17/2008
It's about time.
It's about time.
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3:59AM on 09/17/2008

anyone else notice?

That there's a lot of innuendos to the writers of these articles being gay?

I have no problem with it-I'm open minded. It just seems as of late, there's a lot of latent homosexuality in these articles.

Seems the writers are always professing their man-crushes. And it's becoming more and more frequent.

Thoo loves Chris Pine, this dude wants Galifinakis, and there have been many others.

Strange.
That there's a lot of innuendos to the writers of these articles being gay?

I have no problem with it-I'm open minded. It just seems as of late, there's a lot of latent homosexuality in these articles.

Seems the writers are always professing their man-crushes. And it's becoming more and more frequent.

Thoo loves Chris Pine, this dude wants Galifinakis, and there have been many others.

Strange.
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3:36AM on 09/17/2008

Fat Jesus no more!

I'm a huge Zach fan and all of you should get his Live at The Purple Onion dvd cause it's great. His first starring role is in the movie Visioneers though and here is the link to the website [link] It's gotten a bunch of good reviews and I can't wait to see it.
I'm a huge Zach fan and all of you should get his Live at The Purple Onion dvd cause it's great. His first starring role is in the movie Visioneers though and here is the link to the website [link] It's gotten a bunch of good reviews and I can't wait to see it.
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3:31AM on 09/17/2008
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2:35AM on 09/17/2008
Fantastic. I'm all for Zach getting all the roles he can. I've been following his career for a while. Late Show with Zach on Comedy Central a few years back was gold. More Zach!!
Fantastic. I'm all for Zach getting all the roles he can. I've been following his career for a while. Late Show with Zach on Comedy Central a few years back was gold. More Zach!!
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