Hermione’s not out

The internets was close to imploding last week when a rumor claiming Emma Watson wouldn’t be reprising her role of Hermione Granger in the final two installments of the HARRY POTTER franchise by basically telling Warner Bros. to “take your precious little tight ass Hermione Lameger and shove it up your ass!” started gaining some traction. Fearing a global internets collapse, however, Warner Bros. has issued a press release disspelling that rumor and guaranteeing that Watson has no intention of ditching the role that made her the fantasy of pedophiles the world over. In fact, she mentioned: “I could never let Hermione go—she is my hero! I love her too much and love what playing her has meant to me. I am excited and honoured to be finishing what I started and playing her in all seven of the films.” If you’re so inclined, read the rest of the press release HERE. The current cinematic installment, HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF PHOENIX, opens July 13th.