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Hilarious Trek slashfic

Dec. 22, 2009by: Mike Sampson

When Zachary Quinto agreed to read the audiobook for the STAR TREK novelization, he likely had no idea it would be put to this use (or maybe he did?...). Some STAR TREK fan with a lot of spare time on their hands (is there any other kind?), edited Quinto's reading into a rather erotic love story between Kirk and Spock titled "Spork! An Erotic Love Story". Maybe it's just me and my sick sense of humor but I almost spit my Fruity Pebbles all over my keyboard when I started watching this. There are times when it seems like Quinto was actually narrating a TREK slashfic it sounds so good. You can check it out below but beware, the audio gets progressively graphic as it goes on....

Extra Tidbit: Forget Fruity Pebbles, I should've been eating this for breakfast.
Source: JoBlo.com

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4:12AM on 12/23/2009

I am wikkid old

I may be older than most of your demographics (see?), but am I the only one who remembers the spliced-together Kirk/Spock audio montage from TOS that does the same thing? Shatner cring out in pain/passion still brings tears to my eyes (of humor, of course!)
I may be older than most of your demographics (see?), but am I the only one who remembers the spliced-together Kirk/Spock audio montage from TOS that does the same thing? Shatner cring out in pain/passion still brings tears to my eyes (of humor, of course!)
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4:35PM on 12/22/2009
That Best Buy commercial was muy bueno.
That Best Buy commercial was muy bueno.
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3:40PM on 12/22/2009

LMAO!

This was pricelss!
This was pricelss!
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2:05PM on 12/22/2009
LOL!!!...This is gayer than Andy Dick!
LOL!!!...This is gayer than Andy Dick!
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1:17PM on 12/22/2009

????

Is this for real?
who released this? Paramount?
Is this for real?
who released this? Paramount?
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1:47PM on 12/22/2009
Google slashfic.

Actually, let me back up. Google the internet. Then google google. Then google slashfic.
Google slashfic.

Actually, let me back up. Google the internet. Then google google. Then google slashfic.
12:48PM on 12/22/2009

Pure greatness!!!

My God, that was funny as hell.
My God, that was funny as hell.
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12:40PM on 12/22/2009

genius

"Suck me" Kirk opined plaintively.
"Suck me" Kirk opined plaintively.
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11:50AM on 12/22/2009

lol

doesnt help the Quinto rumors
doesnt help the Quinto rumors
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11:13AM on 12/22/2009

LOL

That was actually really hot. A little too hot.
That was actually really hot. A little too hot.
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10:14AM on 12/22/2009

Holy fuck....

My eyes are tearing up from laughing so hard...that was so well edited that it sounded natural.
My eyes are tearing up from laughing so hard...that was so well edited that it sounded natural.
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